He owns a professional vacuum. #whittling #woodcarving

just a few of the handmade pieces available in my shop in case you’re in need of some last minute gifts✨

I sold this guy ages ago, but I still think of him fondly when I feel the scar through my fingertip twinge. Well. I think of him, anyway. "Fondly" might be an exaggeration. Little git. Don't whittle tired, kids! 😅

🎭 TONIGHT! Aparna Nancherla's FIRST Dropout special, Hopeful Potato, launches at 4 PM PT / 7 PM ET! In her new special Aparna talks social anxiety, relationship dynamics, and the benefits of aging. #DropoutPresents

Please watch Aparna Nancherla’s special, Hopeful Potato out NOW on Dropout! Aparna is the best, and the special was directed by the devastatingly gorgeous and very smart guy, me!

LAST CHANCE FOR XMAS SALE - today and tomorrow everything is 20% off, but you gotta order by tomorrow to get it in time for Christmas. BooBerryJones.etsy.com

If my coworker (Black Widow) bites me, will I die? No, right? They’re only harmful to smaller employees? Spider warning! This is only my second black widow I've encountered my entire life in Washington state. Very pretty!

Gonna be even more earnest than usual on main, but I wanted to share. Because I have a bunch of pain stuff I was in my thoughts about it, and I said to myself, “I have to show love to my body. My body is doing the best it can.” so if anybody needs this, it made me feel good to say that

Tiny doors! I initially made one for my daughter so the tooth fairy can get into her room to get her teeth. I'd like to make more of these, but I seem to have lost the piece of wood I was cutting them from. Oh well. Also I promise they're square; the perspective came out weird in the photo.

great month of reading👍

My mugs & jars Etsy shop update is live - and 25% off! Wall monsters & dishes coming Monday and the sale will continue…. BooBerryJones.etsy.com

You're insane if you don't watch A Man on the Inside streaming now on Netflix. *Insane* I tell you.

POV the dogs waiting for me to finish my weekend whittles.

Hugs or piledriver? You be the judge. #whittling

A big beautiful train is x-ing right in front of my eyes, glorious!

An older piece that I decided deserved some love (and paint). I try not to do any further carving when coming back to older pieces, but I couldn't resist making a few tiny changes 😅

Train X-ing posting.

I enjoyed All Her Fault, not often does a show grab me from the first 15 minutes.

New workstation and the shop vac is a game changer!

I’ve been working 5 days a week for 4 months now. I feel so lucky to find this job with a locally owned family business. This is my first job in 15 years. Chronic illness beat the life out of me in my 20s. It’s been 5 hard years of working on myself to get here. Now I’m reaping the rewards. Sucks...

this is a normie job posting account now. me when i watch someone put their grubby hands all over the glass door i just cleaned

i know halloween’s over but i made these little ghost’s available in my shop- 1 plant stake & 1 sun catcher!👻

King Sorrow audiobook was fantastic.

Put peanut butter in your hot chocolate, I dare you.

Baseball is so great you guys. It's also terrible and mean and no one should love it because it will snap your heart in half. But it's so great.

Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.

If you need help or would like to help out, find your community’s little free pantries. Ours has seen an uptick in use as of late.

a piece i made for a friend who’s working on her 1st novel📚☕️

Everyone knew this would happen, particularly the biggest creeps in creepdom, the only audience for this creep item. Enjoy your golden age while it lasts creeps!

Hey, did you know that if you donate to @laist.com when you pick your “thank you” gift you can choose from options like providing meals to families in need or shelter animals? Check out just a few of these options. Fund public local media!

apparently my sister's elderly mostly blind and deaf pug decided she was going to take a swim in the pool yesterday, because my sister sent the group chat a security cam video of herself using the pool net to scoop her out

soooo happy with how this turned out🤭🕸️

tfw when cooked

This little owl charm was a commission by a friend to be part of a memorial for his grandmother, as she loved owls. I'm honoured and touched that he has so much faith in me, and I've done my best to make it as good as I can. It still needs painting and finishing, but I think the carving is done!

This week on Get Played @erikaishii.bsky.social joins us to talk all about starting in Ghost of Yotei, voice acting in a bunch of other games and more! Listen wherever you get your podcasts headgum.com/get-played

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

I love this image.

On to the ALCS! Jorge Polanco is one of many heroes for the #Mariners, delivering the walk-off single to beat the Detroit Tigers 3-2 in an absolutely epic 15-inning ALDS Game 5. sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...

happy october🍁🎃🕸️👻🍂🐈‍⬛

Game 5! Go M’s! For Frodo and my dad! #mariners #baseball #janitorsrule

I’ve been thinking for so long that we desperately need to build a bridge between America and Saudi Arabia, it’s the most pressing thing I can think of these days. I wish someone would be brave enough to do it. If such heroes exist, they deserve to be handsomely rewarded!

There should be no tax on or profit from medical care - and that includes veterinary medicine. People are giving up their animals because they can’t afford care for them - not because they never could, but because the cost has gone up so much so quickly. Shelters all over the country are packed.

Changing my name to Milhouse because everything comin’ up for me.

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position? Hulk Hogan:

i hate it here

show me some of your pink pieces🌸👛🌺🩰🦩🎟️💗🎀

“everyone is twelve now” explains every single thing happening. it’s honestly incredible. and I needed a simple explanation because I’m twelve