I made a banana flavored latte with davinci banana syrup. Not bad!

Light boxed. No more ugly backgrounds to distract from my ugly carvings. 😊

I’ve scrolled through the entire internet twice just today.

Art is the only thing keeping me sane during these times.

As always, listen to @getplayedpod.bsky.social for these and other exciting questions about our place in reality

KEVIN is on Prime starting on April 20th and I feel kinda bad that I’m letting them say this about my cat

Don’t read this book if you love animals JFC

I updated my Etsy on Friday and I am DEVASTATED to report that neither the “Game Master” nor “Tiefling” mugs have been claimed. I guess I’m the only one who prefers playing Tiefling characters. And the GMs’ choices remain mysterious as usual.

the shittiest thing about AI is that its turning everyone into, like, management “hey, draw me a picture of a girl on a bike” instead of trying to become the artist who can draw that girl what kid is like “I hope I grow up to be a manager”

Mmmmm fresh basswood 🥰

Having so much fun making these!

reiterating that I liked Project Hail Mary on the TL today

Further fun with tonks! I'll just do one more before getting back to my commissions, honest... 😇 #tonks

2/3rds of Lego Titanic built. It’s as big as a double door.

Remember, boys. This is baseball. We are not here to have fun, enjoy anything, or create happiness in ourselves or the crowd. We are here to grind our teeth and stare at people until they submit to our will. Much like Judge Dredd. Now go out there and be like the military.

I am fueled by office lobby candy. - The Traveling Janitor

WILD TIME TO BE ALIVE

I can’t handle this right now

Carving these listening to two banger audiobooks in a row. The Correspondent - Virginia Evans Theo of Golden - Allen Levi

Leveled up to a moka pot and milk frother god damn where they been all my life!

We have to stop anthropomorphizing billionaires.

schrodinger's supreme leader

Corn Pops are good

Comic 145: Bookmark 💙📚 My first comic collection is now available in paperback! Thank you SO MUCH to everyone that already ordered a copy. Early reader pricing is still available through the week! US: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GPDGMRCR CA: www.amazon.ca/dp/B0GPDGMRCR #webcomics #comics #bsnm

How you been @gabino.bsky.social. I started reading this today and it’s so, so wonderful. From @twolinespress.com

I guess I’m not shocked that the Republicans I grew up with ended up not really caring about small government or states’ rights or, like, NATO. But I’m genuinely surprised and disappointed they haven’t distanced themselves from this tacky nonsense.

I had a memory of watching Ken Griffey Sr. hitting 3 homers in a game. I tried to google it. The AI summary gave me this: (1/2)

just need to accept that from here on out it is a non-stop stream of very sad deaths and at some point one really fun one

Fishing pals. #whittling #woodart #woodcarving

In 2014 I was in a deep depression. I could hear family cheering down the hall when the Seahawks won the SB. I quietly cried myself to sleep in my room. Tonight 12 years later I can’t hear any family but I hear fireworks. I quietly cry myself to sleep. I put in the work but can’t escape it.

Giraffes are so beautiful.

it’s true that manic consumer culture buying sprees probably point to a gnawing fear of engaging the spirit, whose demands are rigorous and whose rewards would require us to acknowledge our eternal indwelling self-worth, but on the other hand did you see how much cool stuff I have

We'll remember who led this shit. We'll remember who cheered for this shit. We'll remember who expressed concern but went along with this shit. And we'll remember who twiddled their thumbs during this shit.

My TikTok feed is non stop Black - Pearl Jam videos. Gonna be a cry myself to sleep night I see.

What to get the romance smut lover in your life for Valentines Day? How about some handmade pottery from me - BooberryJones.Etsy.com!

It’s hard to imagine someone more universally enjoyed than Catherine O’Hara where the opinions range from “I like her and her work” to “I love her and her work” and that’s a pretty good legacy

My desired art style is polished turd. It may be poorly executed but at least I took it all the way to the finish line.

The best part of like 100 great things.

Very misleading book cover and blurb. Liked it though.

“Can you carve a Fisher Price Little People figure for my show next week?” Me: can I carve Trump? I bet that would sell well. “Yes.” Me: can I paint it orange? “No.” These people living in a different reality.

Bigfoot snagged a sweetie

I don’t post political shit here because preaching to the choir but I’m burning down every fucking bridge with my Evangelical Christian family members on Facebook. It’s very cathartic. 🤷

Left this little guy to find a home and shortly after stumbled upon this beauty. Spread joy and whimsy!

I have altered the sweater. pray I do not alter it further

Help vendors avoid ICE, even temporarily, by staying home. Donate here to buy out vendors: gofund.me/8a3c9627b

A family can be 2 people and a purple people eater.

I'm sick of it not happening