here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️

Tommy Robinson and his far right goons are holding a carol service to honour the birth of a displaced Middle Eastern refugee who started a religion that explicitly emphasized a belief in universal love, peace and tolerance over earthly nations and division. Dimmer than broken Christmas tree lights

TENSION #F1 #AbuDhabiGP

Somewhere in a Roman brickyard, around 1800 years ago, a fresh tile was drying ahead of firing - until a dog trotted straight across it. Centuries later, the tile has made it into a museum: not because of an emperor, but thanks to one dog who accidentally walked his way into history.🧵1/2 📷me

“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure." ~E. Ripley on Government Corruption

we have to go back. to warn them.

this is mesmerizing

Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"

@virtualstatman.bsky.social so, with Vegas Qualy, we muted the idea of a Yellow Flag drinking game...dangerous at 4am UK time!, which led to the question, who was the most hazardous driver today by causing the most yellow flags in Vegas Qualy ? #f1

Dear Diary, Really enjoying my first day here at CloudFlare. Think it’s going great. IFYKYK credit: @[email protected] 😂

Read it like a poem.

Just wondered if there's a service to make your links longer, and there absolutely is

✨relatable✨

It’s the content you didn’t know you needed: please enjoy these windswept doggos on Pen y Fan. Big thanks to thejoulesdog for sharing this *adorable* clip. [Video description: three windswept brown and black spaniels in front of a stone oak leaf emblem]

This is Pungo. He is glad you found a new favorite hobby, but please don't forget about his favorite hobby. 13/10 (IG: ksmith.clay)

Today we are learning about how Elmo climaxes

Sorry I meant good morning. Let’s have a shuffle through the photo reel basket…. Here you go. #tuesdaymotivation

I keep wondering how bad it could get because Just Dance Vance gets booed everywhere he goes like a heel in WWE wrestling and he is memed and ridiculed constantly.

David Byrne came to my band’s show at a gay bar in Bed-Stuy and sang This Must Be The Place with us and I still haven’t processed it

Le Pain 😭 #F1 #Formula1

I updated the Peel It Back Fun Book in light of recent developments: drive.google.com/file/d/1NwG0...

BRING BACK THE LEGO CARS, AND GET THEM RACING #F1 #BelgianGP

Who put that there!

The perfect birthday cake doesn’t exi—

holy shit lmao

I found a website where you can specify a tiny bit of dialogue and it'll find a clip of someone saying exactly that for you. I have no idea what to use it for but…

😬 my bad

Handsy Horner out #f1

@spannersready.bsky.social the Hulk game officially over, so emotional!!

Guess who has the cleanest window in the building! 😂 📸 cats

Since it’s past the watershed, I’ll leave you with the bloodchilling finale from the 1974 blockbuster ‘ZIPS’. Don’t have nightmares.

Just chilling.. 💯

Pulp all look like teachers that lost their school pupils in a cave collapse in 1987.

Be ungovernable

Best thing you’ll watch today.

The Dickin Medal is the highest award that can be issued to animals in British military service. Bearing the words "We Also Serve" it has been awarded 75 times since its creation in 1943. Only one cat has ever received the award. This is the story of Able Seacat Simon, of HMS Amethyst. 🧵 1/25

I want one of these (and also that share of profits will be diverted to support Ukraine 🇺🇦).