ot by the Coward Robert Ford

Was the moon there? Oh, is there a moonball on?

Every time I get my hair bleached, my wife tells me to say if I feel a burning sensation & every time I say “nah, I feel fine” & then 2 days later I’m wondering why my scalp is so dry & has scabs. We gotta figure this one out folks.

Me subtly hinting that we’re trying for a baby: Her? That’s my load-bearing wife.

Just found out Cat in French in Chat. Chat, am I cooked? Chat:

🐝

There’s only one way we can ease the peoples suffering. We need to release the ps2 again.

Bro I can’t wait to finally get my sleep meds again. It’s worth needing to go to the actual doctor again for it.

i love whatever is wrong with NL fans eggeats.com btw no stream tomorrow, he'll be back tuesday

This may be the last Easter you can say this.

Every once and a while, someone with a very specific kink gets their Star Wars.

Hey. Just thought you all should know you can currently get a profile pic of Rosalina inflated like a big balloon on the Nintendo Online app right now

I need to invent PMC’s now!

When you drank alcohol from a jug with X's on it back in the wild west days did they have a standardised X level or was it like "Don't drink the 3 X from that saloon, it's pretty much 1 X."

Iran has bombed 3 Amazon Data Centers in the UAE and Bahrain.

Half Life VR but the AI is woke

ALSO because it came up several times during the Cave Story Multiplayer stream... Cave Story is freeware! You don't have to pay for it, and in fact should not pay for it! Here's the link with many alternate versions and platforms: www.cavestory.org/download/cav...

I would never be able to release anything if I was a musician because the idea that I could make my album & then a radio edit version where I kids bop all of the songs would be so tempting. I would become the guy from the beach boys so quickly.

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

It’s so cool to be doing really well in a fight in NMH3 & hearing travis just yelling loud as fuck “FUCK OFF” like he talks a big game about how crazy he is sometimes but he truly is just a dude going berserk in when he fights.

FFXIV be like “We have Hyur Moments & Au Ra.”

This is NOT what I signed up for

Finally got around to watching Everything everywhere all at once. It was such a nice storytelling moment at the end to show she was secretly evil all along when the husband says he needs to pee and then she kisses him a bunch to give him a boner, making it impossible for him to pee. masterclass.

jericho doing his best "8 dollar fortnite skin" impression

ahhhh looks like the old Pretend To Be A Famous 193-Year-Old Tortoise's Veterinarian And Say He Died And Then Solicit Crypto Donations Through Social Media scam i've seen it a million times

I can't let this post go by without adding the extended version www.tumblr.com/mothsbythela...

I've posted it several times before, but the hardest I have personally laughed at a tweet.

Could this finally put an end to the space race?

Mark this is good brews

its crash teto #art #Teto patreon.com/cabl

Teto sees a ghost

Got my friend to do the Umamusume quiz & she got a 1 on the autism scale TWICE. We found her, the one true neurotypical.

I need to perform improv tonight. I need to play silly billys on stage! I can’t let work win! I NEED THIS!

Got an alert from the bank about how my minimum mortgage repayments are going up & this is the only option they give on the pop up. I guess that’s all I can really say?

Dear Alan Moore, you know how From Hell was about Jack the Ripper making sacrifices to bring in the new century? WELL!

People of New York! If you’re eating something really syrupy then I need you to go to the nearest bodega & stick your hand in the cash register! Their money is now sticky!

Bank sent me an email unprompted saying “Congrats! This is how much you could borrow from us right now!” Which I think is a good sign! Money right now you say?

thinking about...

Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth https://theonion.com/hospital-decides-cancer-sniffing-leopard-more-trouble-than-its-worth/

Shonen Battle Manga with the theme of “No! Everyone lives! I’ll save everyone this time!” But to the point that you’re seeing the planet destroying big bad working in a bakery after being defeated but he was blasted by a huge beam so he’s just a scorched torso with no head living his best life.

Oh okay so I’m the side character horse, have dog shit stats except for one which is my autism stat. I’m renouncing Uma Musume.

the ghost in a cartridge that's forever stuck unplayed in a 9.8 graded sealed copy sitting on the shelf of some youtuber in los angeles

Showing my psych the score I got on my Uma Musume quiz to help with my autism diagnosis. She didn’t even look at the autism score, just saw I was Rice Shower & finalised my diagnosis.

It’s happened, I’ve started watching NL at work. This is what it’s always been leading to as soon as I got an email job