It's so important to order a strawberry guava topo chico. Because then everyone orders a strawberry guava topo chico

What if I play cotton eye Joe at my wedding. What then

High point is like lowkenuinely not a real school 🏀

how long do you think Jeff practiced that rap #survivor

"the heist was pulled off, I feel like frank ocean" I know devens meant Danny ocean but I like to imagine hiding an idol actually made him have complicated homosexual feelings

Fuck it I hope coach wins

i don't know if i've ever seen a chotining where chotiner gives up in the middle and goes "ok buddy. here's your petard." www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...

"Wuthering Heights" is the ultimate Discourse movie because I've never seen someone complaining about the age gap but I have seen a ton of people complaining about people complaining about the age gap

Tennis has once again hurt my feelings

this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately

If you ever genuinely believed Taylor Swift and Travis kelce are going to get married for real I have some musical instruments to sell you

I think the eagles and the commanders should go to bonus were they get to shoot free throws in the form of whatever player was fouled gets to kick a 20 yard field goal for one point

I know that many a team feel cursed by the refs, but you cannot comprehend how The Curse Of Ra follows around the Lions when it comes to wack ass calls

is there anything more 2025-coded than “white” being the pantone color of the year

Started a new union job for decent pay and I think money might in fact buy happiness

Should I kms

This broncos commanders game is the Superbowl actually

*whispers* has Collinsworth acknowledged the possibility that the weather might be affecting Goff....like at all

I guess I'll watch the new Frankenstein movie if only because it's fascinating to see every critic i like hate it and all of my friends like it lol

Huh well it turns out I heard from a few federal workers about this and well "We civil servants organized to help our colleagues face the hardship of the shutdown, we put up with the pain and our only request was to not be betrayed like this. Trade our pain, make it count."

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Bisexual women are really responding to this photo of me and my fiance

I think all of this was because People Magazine finally made a correct choice for Sexiest Man Alive

Once more, for old times’ sake

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

deep into my libbing out

What was the point of Nobody Wants This season 2

I'm not complaining bc it's a top tier month but it feels like the 238th of october

It's legit crazy how supporting genocide isn't a friendship dealbreaker like at all for some of you

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

the republicans shut down the government and they out this on the white house website lol

Report: Friend Has Been Going By Middle Name This Whole Fucking Time

The nail salon is so funny because it really is the more complicated the pattern the more expensive it is

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Thought the tl would be fun tonight you guys are buzzkills

yeah the right is gonna be feral in the aftermath of this but some of you are acting like this was the assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand (and the right is always feral! what "tipping point"? where in your imagination were they previously being tolerant and compromising on ANYTHING?)

Sorry what

Sorry to be a hater but perhaps the fact that Sabrina Carpenter has more studio albums than Lady Gaga speaks to the quality of the music for both

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

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Everyone in the world except me went to a wedding this weekend. Because my friends have to be Modern

LORE KING

Turns out I didn't want to kms I was just hot. It cooled down I'm fine now

When Serena Williams got scary skinny everyone on tiktok for some reason was like "she's an elite athlete she just stopped playing tennis so she lost all her muscle" and I genuinely do not understand what people gain from ozempic denialism. Anyway she just did a glamor shoot with her GLP-1