essential perennial

year of the cabbage

Hurt people hurt people; hamburger help people hamburger help them

Maybe shooting stars are angels flicking lit cigarettes at us. You don’t know.

a big soup, a medium sandwich, and a little bit of chips is the best meal

"It will take a while to fix and heal these scars, and it is perhaps important that it does...We are in danger now because so many steps have been skipped, and it’s important to remember how the dirt brushes against skin as metal rungs are passed from hand to hand."

DOJ announces list of Minnesotans who will never pay for their own drinks again

“trying to define antifa is beyond the scope of this indictment” oh is it?????

Might be the greatest four panels in comic history

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

been painting objects lately

this is how it feels to listen to “you seem pretty sad for a girl in love” by Olivia Rodrigo

there’s a very specific nostalgia I get listening to earnest emotional music of being in my cool cousins room at 1 AM the only one still awake, staring out the window at the city she listened to the radio to fall asleep and “It Ends Tonight” by the All American Rejects came on and the emo Activated

I have learned the cat is named Mamba and lives nearby

got a lot of granny smith apples sitting here so gonna make some snickers salad!!

some people probably hate wind chimes and that’s messed up

joining the wind chime collector community

picked up a gateway wind chime at the Chinese market the other day for $2.99 now I feel the overwhelming need for 3 more of various sizes and materials. need a large bamboo one immediately

hey the new Olivia Rodrigo album absolutely slaps btw !!!

was chilling in the backyard and this black cat just confidently walked up to me and silent meowed just like my black (inside!!) cat Nori does, and I basically scream-sprinted inside up and downstairs until I found him in the basement and confirmed he didn’t escape outside

Something good has to happen

hey the new Olivia Rodrigo album absolutely slaps btw !!!

a covert campaign of sharing facts

went to trivia at the cidery tonight and had a lovely time

menstruating rn and I want Indian and sushi and a calzone for lunch

gorgeous night to be breathing the air

not bad for my first radish from seed 🥹

love that radishes start shyly peeking out of the ground to let you know they’re ready for harvest

do we feel like “tasty treat” refers to only things you eat, or does it encompass other things we can taste as a treat? like beverages and cigarettes

the traction this is getting proves the masses subconsciously yearn for silence and boredom and an end to the endless stimulation, Butlerian Jihad any day now

KALI, PLEASE OPEN YOUR EYES

about half the time I put my headphones on I forget to then start any music or podcasts and I just sit and stare into the middle distance until I remember I exist

catch me in the local gardening subreddit

how could you ever get “lost in the sauce”?like just start slurping

oh dang I am gonna make this right now

don't get mad, get even. even madder.

If I had a wario type figure one of us is dying. No wonder peach won’t commit

Sorry for saying that I thought it would make me laugh and it did

okay so I guess I have to speak on this to beat the allegations.. I did eat the chip that fell into the ashtray. and I am not ashamed

treating myself to some soup

the two wolves inside me

imagine getting cheated on or something similarly hurtful and they get this for you because they think it will help the situation

I think Taylor swift would not hold the door all the way for a fat person

feelin pretty good about how the LSAT went, only had a few questions where I wasn’t confident in the answer so I hope that’s coming from a place of correctness and not delusion lol

life is goo managememt

rain and thunderstorm breaking right at midnight so poetic

corn and dogs

look what they did to my boy

hot take: prunes are good actually