I don't want to hear from an adult Catholic convert again the rest of the year - if you weren't at mass when you were 7, kindly shut the fuck up

Yeah it was.

how do conservatives keep making me offended by them doing heresy against religions I'm not even part of

I’m with @audhd-psychnp.com We’re canceling the following for April: * Autism Awareness Month (1970) * Autism Acceptance Month (2000’s) * Autism/Autistic Pride Month (2005/2010) Instead we’re celebrating: Autistic People’s Month. —Signed, The Capital “A” Autistic Community

Neurodivergent life be like.

The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages.

“trans kids in sports” is possibly the dumbest moral panic of our lifetimes. you’re mad that a trans kid might beat your kid in a race, what are you twelve, go sit in a corner, go outside and shut up and listen to the birds, you poor rube, you sad piece of shit

yeah sex is good and all but have you had a partner say you’re cute for something past shitty partners mocked you for so hid it and now you’re experiencing real love and acceptance for the first time so you finally can let down the mask and heal?

This justification for genocide has ChatGPT written all over it.

there should absolutely be a dr. strangelove remake that leans into the madness of the current administration with tim robinson as buck turgidson.

Ole N Sexy www.findagrave.com/memorial/137...

Reading IT at a young age confers not just a lingering fetish for group sex but also RESILIENCE

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

the harry potter tie-in meal at chick-fil-a

jk towl has dide

Johnny Bo gets a visit from the Jedi who trained him before the Clone Wars 🙏

(bitdizzy on meth) Narcissists are entirely superficial. There is nothing going on under the surface. (normies) She smokes meth 🙄 (billionaires on cocaine) We're entirely superficial. Introspection is fake. (normies) this says a lot about society!! 😲

Running the courtroom like an Amazon corporate meeting... can't say I expected to like that.

me trying to engage with the fandoms i like without getting into any discourse:

THIS STRANGELY SHAPED WOMAN WON’T STOP DRINKING NIGHT COFFEE

15 people in the slack thread at 7:30 a.m., all managing to groggily misspell "hi"

{jerry lewis voice}

John Fetterman’s bed is a big nest made of sticks filled with animal bones and soiled hoodies.

John Fetterman is the result of the smell from a freshly used floss pick taking human form

John Fetterman has survived multiple encounters with a Thagomizer

Honeypot thread for people who can't read good.

put 👏 back 👏 skips 👏 penis 👏

This tracks in that the most compelling use case for agentic AI I've heard so far is using agents to automate the arguments between my company's sales and finance organizations when we are trying to sign a new client. An area where it would be best to lose touch with ourselves tbh

And God's grace was so powerfully at work in them all that there were no needy persons among them.

Tricia Squire, 34, told reporters that all she wants is a quiet life – but try telling that to her horrid, self-righteous little conscience.

Every time I see this image I try to shoehorn it into the rhythm of "Here I Come" by The Roots

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

Very not psyched by how many pieces have been coming out being like "look at what these weirdos are jerking off to! Isn't it weird and perverse?" I don't think it's a coincidence captured media is focusing on people's sexual interests at a time of increasing censorship, puritanism and surveillance

Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.

Common sense policies we can all rally around

i’ve been saying this for ages but i think most “computer protecting you from yourself” features (ex-macos gatekeeper) should let you turn them off absolutely & that they should be gated not behind passwords or warnings but by simple tech proficiency quizzes

A corollary of the logic of the "it has nothing to do with race; you can be white and a n****r!" bullshit that was so rampant in my neck of the woods 20 years ago. That's not how anything works, and maintaining this level of ignorance takes deliberate effort. You're the problem, Rose.

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I'm just so tired of personality audits in contexts where it absolutely does not matter (entertainer clowns on cops) and excuses when it absolutely does matter (politician runs for office)

among the reasons why i'm an anarchist is that leaderless movements can't be destroyed by the actions of their leaders

yeah this is how like 30% of the electorate works

Change it to Farm Workers day. Celebrate the UFW and the farm labor movement. Don't peg it to another leader. Even the best ones are really just spokespersons. The real work is done by us, not leaders or presidents or CEOs.

just a thought: no movement should ever depend so completely on the reputation of its chosen figurehead that one of its founders is forced to make a calculation like this on behalf of its survival

never be too good at your job. first mistake

Interesting how much of the criticism of both Sinners and OBAA is identical. "Politically muddled without a clear and simple message, and more fun and interesting to watch than groundbreaking." I dunno, maybe you guys are going to movies for the wrong thing?

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