This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit. It's all white supremacy and greed.

When you think of LA, you famously don’t think of sprawl

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Second episode of Cooking With Depression is live. Come for the simple culinary techniques, stay for my dated pop culture references and fractured take on modern life. As always, big thanks to co-creator @amberpatton007.bsky.social for making this possible. youtu.be/wJRlO8ff_54?.

im sorry but "eric adams rugpull," funny as that is, can't hold a candle to "eric adams antisemitism-fighting memecoin"

"I'm a Catholic and I don't pray to saints." Lady, YOU ARE DOING CATHOLICISM WRONG.

9/11 was one big blank check that they're still cashing in on

My friend @ajordanguinn.bsky.social had this really cool idea. So, we smacked our heads together, and created this awesome series! Check out the first episode now! And please like, subscribe, and ring that notification bell. You won't regret it. youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...

With the help of @amberpatton007.bsky.social, I've launched a YouTube channel. "Cooking With Depression" Tips and techniques for low-effort cooking that's filling and decent. Episode 1: Chicken Stock youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...

I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars

Look I’m just trying to prepare y’all for the inevitable VF profile on “the quiet strength” of Majorie Taylor Greene

Dodgers fans think every fly ball to the outfield is a home run. Always have. Always will.

I wrote about the ascendance of Bari Weiss from a hack columnist to media royalty, and what it means for the future of CBS News.

Phoenix. Where casual bigotry blazes like the desert sun.

The Turner Diaries if written for a streaming Michael Bay knockoff

kash patel, 2024: we must release the epstein files and oust the cabal kash patel, 2025: the guy charged and jailed for sex trafficking kids didn’t sex traffic anyone actually

Just days after a Fox News host called for euthanizing homeless people, there have been two mass shootings at a homeless encampment in Minneapolis within just a few short hours.

One pretty foolproof way to know your government is fascist is when your government tries to punish you for calling it fascist.

What a difference a day makes

Going to get glazed at Rogan's cult club.

It's been awhile, since Aaron Lewis had two braincells to rub together

there was a competitive brand of baseball that prioritized fun and fan experience it was called the minor leagues and it was eviscerated to save a dollar

I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Recon

Happy birthday to the most dominant hitter we will ever see. Before --or after-- needling up. Any reason you have for hating him sucks and is ill-informed. www.sbnation.com/2015/4/2/832...

Musk's mom tweeted/complained about the hatred toward her smart, special boy. She ended it with "What should I do?" I said, "I dunno, maybe KYS." 7-day block IMMEDIATELY upon hitting send.

I love you, Delta Breeze. Easily one of the best parts of living in California's Central Valley.

Loser shit like we've never seen in the White House before. Trump isn't up to the job, so he outsources it to Musk, the drug-addled crony oligarch he needed to get elected. And now Musk needs Trump to morale-boost Musk's failing car business. Titans of industry! lol It's just so pathetic.

I didn't know I wanted this. But I'm glad it exists.

just wanna remind people that the person who snitched on luigi got none of the promised reward because of random technicalities. you have nothing to gain by being a rat.

Ornamented and light-filled, with elegant use of exterior space. Yup, that's a classic Yamasaki building.

REMEMBER KIDS when flooding a snitch form, DON’T use obvious troll responses that can be filtered out with a query Use PLAUSIBLE FAKE data that will take TIME and EFFORT to run down. This poisons the entire data pool and makes it useless

Literally made my day. I hope it heals you the way it did me.

George Orwell in 1945:

My stepson is coming over tomorrow, so I'm making one of his favorites. Any guesses?

You're not gonna fire or reprimand all the racists out of ICE. ICE is racist. As long as we have ICE, cops, etc.? We have racists.

frantically cramming these words into the opening verse of “house of the rising sun”

In hindsight i completely understand why JD momma tried to give him up for 7 perc 30’s

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

if you think this is good or "natural and inevitable" in any way unfollow me because we won't get along

everybody should still think it's as funny as i do that steve rannazzisi lied about surviving 9/11 in response to the question "how did you get into comedy"

"Mmmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet"

DNP ➡️ DPOG (again)