Nothing like a quality Lew Wallace reference to get your morning started right.

JAMES GARFIELD: No Charles Guiteau, I can’t make you an ambassador, I need to carefully select serious people. ALSO JAMES GARFIELD: Hey, Lew Wallace, fancy being ambassador to the Ottomans so you can write a sequel to Ben-Hur?

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

Not me: String 1: Pay your interns String 2: Living wage for staff String 3: NO WAGE THEFT (enforcement methods negotiable.)

Ukrainians are the Americans that many, many Americans wish THEY were

Brooks!

Counterpoint: We have plenty of Huamnists and Social Scientists. What we need are JOBS for the scholars we've already produced.

OTD in 1990 Soviet Union admitted that Soviet Union carried out Katyn massacre. These are Soviet documents with Stalin personally approving the murder of 22,000 Poles. We blame(d) it on the Nazis. We lie(d). Imagine us committing atrocities today & blaming it on Nazis...

Happy Confederate Surrender Day! #Surrenderday Memphis Bulletin Sun, Apr 09, 1865 ·Page 3

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

I am completely sincere when I say they need to build statues of this woman. People need to name their babies after her.

I got $50 donated to a favorite charity that says Trump will suggest renaming it after him before the end of April.

Nothing more fun that 136 year old box scores from the competitive walkers known as Pedestriennes. The Boston Daily Globe Wednesday, April 02, 1890 #museumhistory, #tdih, #sportshistory,

Here are ten seconds of Flamingoes feeding underwater.

Sauer just had to say that slaves had an "intent to remain" in the US. Motherfucker WHAT??

It seems like a waste of time pointing this out, but the Constitutition is not "legislation"

Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does. #NoKings

#NoKings, #NoKingsDC

30 seconds on the Potomac #NoKings, #NoKingsDC

Go Gators #nokings, #NoKingsDC

#nokings #nokingsdc Arlington National Cemetery

Currently at Arlington National Cemetery #nokings

lmao

My annual reminder that in the US (probably others, I just don't know) there is no requirement that your official signature be in cursive. It can be print, uncial, an X , or a pitcure of a bunny whatever you want as long as it is consistent.

It's a major award

I love the fact that there are/have been so many Marvel TV shows that THREE being renewed for a second season is an anomoly worthy of note. Keep in mind that historically only 30% of all television shows get a second season.

Some gave all. All had Cinnabon.

What's the perfect gif for your bluesky persona?

Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid

First work day with #parkinsons. Worst.Monday.Ever.

If only mass shootings and pedophilia caused the price of gas to rise, they’d be solved in a week.

Wait, Eastern Orthodoxy is a form of Chritianity? Um, hey guys..... -Marquis Boniface of Montferrat, Leader of the 4th Crusade

Monday: we must return to cherishing and teaching the heritage of Western Civilization! Thursday: we must bomb the heritage of Western Civilization into oblivion.

Strikes on Iran Damage Cultural Heritage Sites, Infuriating Iranians www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/w... Very sorry to hear this

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

We could always try to do something effective about the hundreds of thousands of guns per year sent to Mex from USA. Or help Americans with their addictions to dry up demand……nah, let’s blow shit up and kill people.

Fun fact: The Iranian Revolution that installed Khomeini was closer in time to the CIA backed overthrow of Mossadegh and the installation of the Shah than it is to now. If Iran has been an imminent threat to the US for 47 years, the US has been an imminent threat to Iran for at least 73 years.

What does this imply for those of us who are not Christian, and who labor under the assumption that we're protected by the First Amendment?

I had four different grandpas at one point. They were a farmer, an RV salesman, another farmer, a salesman, at least one wife beater, one child abuser, three adulterers, and one klansman that I know of.

Many of y’all asked how you can support and donate to our female athletes and the celebrations,,, so I created a Go Fund Me. I’m hopeful this can have an impact beyond the weekend and help those that represent the best of the US gofund.me/140322128

I agree with how absurd this was. But isn’t this a pattern? During the early Cold War people cheered the Cincy Red Legs. During WWI (the first war with modern marketing) anything with “German” in its name was renamed and people were jailed for criticizing US military uniforms.

The little reader, San Antonio Market, Barcelona, 1955. Photo by Ramón Masats. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ram%C3%...

Percy Shelley’s journal: last night I awoke to a creature watching me through my bedroom window with a face white as chalk Mary Shelley’s journal: read four books today. Learning three languages while discussing astronomy and mathematics. Also Percy tried to chase his creature again.

As a Black man with Tourette Syndrome, the Public Advocate has some thoughts on BAFTA, Pt. 1: Hear about his experience with Coprolalia, his thoughts on how BAFTA mishandled the moment, and the need for care for all who are harmed: Full video: youtu.be/FgaqKIxS4Hs

19th Century Museum Jokes are the best. In second place are obscure baking jokes. This joke wins. The Grand Rapids Press The Evening Leader Grand Rapids, Michigan · Wednesday, February 11, 1885

Every story about aggrieved Kid Rock halftime-show watchers should be matched with a piece on the local parties where people were overwhelmingly excited about Bad Bunny www.tampabay28.com/news/region-...