Sorry the only “real” New Yorkers were the people in this photograph.

Spencer Pratt is a rare instance in Los Angeles of something shitty not getting greenlit.

I think it even money he doesn't show.

I just received the terribly distressing news that Gordon Wood was hit by a car and killed yesterday. We were together with other Founding era scholars at the 2nd Judicial Circuit conference last week at Lake George, and he was as usual in fine fettle and as always enjoyable to talk to.

I’m so sick of this bullshit where a bunch of extraordinarily privileged folks from some of the world‘s richest universities, most of whom have never set foot in a state University or community college, arrogate to themselves the right to diagnose what ails academia. Fuck all of them. Seriously.

Merge two movies: Kinky Puss in Boots It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World War Z

it remains amazing to me how sophisticated dogs are as technology

And he sings so mellifluously. I loved Rock Me Gently.

Repost with the Russian agent that spies on your posts.

Billie Jean King continues to be a fucking legend. Congratulations, Ms. King! ground.news/article/bill...

Reminder ahead of Memorial Day weekend: Swimming in a pool is NOT the same as swimming at a beach with crashing waves, winds, and dangerous currents. You should be a strong swimmer before you go into the ocean. Learning how to swim is the best defense against drowning. More: weather.gov/safety/beach

I don’t know what to tell you, man. I’m a medieval historian, and, in my field, if you don’t check your sources (and your sources’ sources) you are just asking to be taken for a ride by some bored 19th C. aristocratic English antiquarian with a penchant for inventing history.

I've been trying to think who Altman reminds me of and he's the spitting image of Burke from Aliens

We've reached the point where one party has so obliterated the rule of law that everyone else continuing to abide by it will only hasten the end of our democracy. That's a recipe for chaos and violence. It's terrifying, and I don't know what we do about it.

@aptshadow.bsky.social If there is not a band called Alis and the Punching Prawns within the year, I will be sorely disappointed in Western Civilization.

Today, the day of the Met Gala, the unionized workers of the Met posted this image to their Instagram. www.instagram.com/p/DX64ioYjecG/

Last Week I learned that Mark Hamill was in Wizards. (I saw that movie in the theaters and it warped 12 year old me in all the right ways.) How did I not know this before? His character Sean looks just like him!

White DC, White Maryland, White Virginia FTFY

Reagan actually got shot at the same hotel and never asked for a ballroom

Nothing like a quality Lew Wallace reference to get your morning started right.

JAMES GARFIELD: No Charles Guiteau, I can’t make you an ambassador, I need to carefully select serious people. ALSO JAMES GARFIELD: Hey, Lew Wallace, fancy being ambassador to the Ottomans so you can write a sequel to Ben-Hur?

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

Not me: String 1: Pay your interns String 2: Living wage for staff String 3: NO WAGE THEFT (enforcement methods negotiable.)

Ukrainians are the Americans that many, many Americans wish THEY were

Brooks!

Counterpoint: We have plenty of Huamnists and Social Scientists. What we need are JOBS for the scholars we've already produced.

OTD in 1990 Soviet Union admitted that Soviet Union carried out Katyn massacre. These are Soviet documents with Stalin personally approving the murder of 22,000 Poles. We blame(d) it on the Nazis. We lie(d). Imagine us committing atrocities today & blaming it on Nazis...

Happy Confederate Surrender Day! #Surrenderday Memphis Bulletin Sun, Apr 09, 1865 ·Page 3

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

I am completely sincere when I say they need to build statues of this woman. People need to name their babies after her.

I got $50 donated to a favorite charity that says Trump will suggest renaming it after him before the end of April.

Nothing more fun that 136 year old box scores from the competitive walkers known as Pedestriennes. The Boston Daily Globe Wednesday, April 02, 1890 #museumhistory, #tdih, #sportshistory,

Here are ten seconds of Flamingoes feeding underwater.

Sauer just had to say that slaves had an "intent to remain" in the US. Motherfucker WHAT??

It seems like a waste of time pointing this out, but the Constitutition is not "legislation"

Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does. #NoKings

#NoKings, #NoKingsDC

30 seconds on the Potomac #NoKings, #NoKingsDC

Go Gators #nokings, #NoKingsDC

#nokings #nokingsdc Arlington National Cemetery

Currently at Arlington National Cemetery #nokings

lmao

My annual reminder that in the US (probably others, I just don't know) there is no requirement that your official signature be in cursive. It can be print, uncial, an X , or a pitcure of a bunny whatever you want as long as it is consistent.

It's a major award

I love the fact that there are/have been so many Marvel TV shows that THREE being renewed for a second season is an anomoly worthy of note. Keep in mind that historically only 30% of all television shows get a second season.

Some gave all. All had Cinnabon.

What's the perfect gif for your bluesky persona?

Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid

First work day with #parkinsons. Worst.Monday.Ever.