Trying to explain a system where you can only get funding for a dyslexia assessment if you have an Educational Health Care Plan, but you can only apply for an EHCP if you’ve been officially assessed as dyslexic. Think England’s dyslexia policy has been set by Joseph Heller.

Good God

Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next

Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- [email protected] or dm me. RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!

And it’s drum and bass!

Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shrek’s in the water. Our Shrek.

Nas, "Ether" Kendrick Lamar, "Not Like Us" Joyce Carol Oates, x.com/JoyceCarolOa...

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

Sorry to hear the BBC forced loads of mad Trump lads to invade the Capital Building and try and kill Mike Pence.

Imagine being responsible for the deaths of 400,000 children and then just going about your day. How do you live with yourself?

hello monday my old friend you didnt bring me sex again 🎵 you brought me stress, work and meetings and morons sending gifs on teams...

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

Is high end physics woke/Hamas now?

If the Tories and their media cheerleaders think that the British people will back Trump instead of the BBC in any sort of fight, then they are hopefully so deluded they’ll be out of power forever . Two things this country is really proud of and they both have 3 letters in them. The NHS and the BBC.

I’m drunk today, And I’m seldom sober A handsome rover, From town to town

Chris Pine *is* Captain Kirk *as* The Prisoner!

Once every 20 years or so, the director-general of the BBC is forced to resign for being insufficiently rightwing. Alastair Milne in 1987. Greg Dyke in 2004. Tim Davie in 2025. The great irony is that the BBC was in all cases profoundly biased towards established power. But just not biased enough …

Wait. Am I understanding this right? A group of Democrats voted w/ the Republicans to end the shutdown based on the *promise* of a *future* *vote* to continue healthcare subsidies for a *limited* time? That's ... not a good deal.

I thought we were safe on BlueSky, but I’ve been seeing more and more shitty AI content in my feed lately…

It was great to see the First Battalion of Useless ex Tory Prime Ministers at the Cenotaph.

Here’s as essential service I never knew I needed until 2 minutes ago.

Liverpool are playing with all the energy of an old pub dog on a Tuesday afternoon.

Number 53 in #SezFunFacts series where I give you true trivia to distract you from the fact the world is turning to shit. The Mona Lisa is only famous because it was stolen from The Louvre in 1911 and the image was plastered on fronts of newspapers across Europe. The robbery was famous, not her.

Sorry if I seem a bit rude & hurried when dropping my kid off at your kid's birthday party, I'm trying to get home as quick as I can so the wife and I can have a great big noisy dirty uninterrupted shag, it's the only chance these days we have for it

The UAE is good at branding. So I want you to imagine UAE, Emirates, and Etihad logos on the pools of blood that can be seen by satellites - since they’re funding the RSF that’s perpetuating these massacres. #Sudan

“A Nigerian official was told by a U.S. counterpart that, with Thanksgiving coming up, Nigeria should go quiet and wait for the president’s attention to shift, a Nigerian official said.” Ladies and Gentlemen, the commander in chief of the U.S. military.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Ghislaine Maxwell's emails from minimum-security jail leaked - amid claims of 'VIP treatment'

even with the world falling apart i keep my floors clean enough to shit on.

Mean streets

When Zappa met Kirby

Good morning, a beautiful red rose seen at the RHS Hampton Court Flower Show ☺️ Have a good Saturday 🙏

Did you know❓ The British army’s 77th brigade held secret exchanges with the Israeli military. www.declassifieduk.org/uk-psycholog...

"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."

Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...

Should I watch Frankenstein on Netflix or more music on iPlayer? 1st world problems #totp

Orinoco Flow sounds like posh mums calling for their kids at the school gates #TOTP

Play Big Fun you techno hating fascists #totp

Anyone fancy a Dr Pepper? (I like them . You’re the weirdo) #totp

Great subtitling. #totp

I can never hear Twist In My Sobriety without thinking of when Tanita told Smash Hits that "I used to throw towels at my brother Ramon and pretend he was a towel rail". #totp

Anyone want to hear my mash-up concept mix The Gloria Estefan Rage Against the Sound Machine? #totp

Is it Mike from The Young Ones? #totp

Just remember the woman being on every single episode if Tiswas I ever watched #totp

Fun fact, Phil Lynott was holder of the only Irish black man trophy until 1983 #totp

September by EWF is the greatest wedding reception song ever written. Other wrong opinions are also available. This is dull tho #totp

Mandatory Wellends. #totp

Darts! More like a bunch of pricks #totp (Sorry)

Thank god Jimmy was double booked for this episode #totp

My timeline is full of Sparks #totp