It gets tiresome, but imagine coverage of Cuomo making the same moves.

Minneapolis isn't an especially sweary place but there are so many houses that have homemade "FUCK ICE" signs and I've had multiple conversations with parents about how we're okay with our kids using that word in this context because sometimes it IS okay to swear and this is one of those times.

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

You know how phone numbers in TV shows and movies all start with "555" and that's not a real exchange, but we all just accept that? We need to do that, but for doorbell sounds. No doorbell in a TV show or movie should sound real, and we should all go along with it. Sincerely, a dog owner.

someone do the Anakin “and they’ll reimburse their customers, right?” meme

These thieves keep stealing blueprints from my theft empire!

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

Interesting post about the coordinated anti-AOC smear campaign. It's 2016 again! Fake local news outlets on Facebook getting picked up until eventually it winds up in the Washington Post.

Hold on, we need to sit down before continuing. You’re saying our childhood was a lie?

"President Trump wants to attack Iran but the USS Gerald Ford's toilets are clogged with shit" is the sentence I blurt out as soon as I travel back in time to the 1990s. I am immediately and, quite understandably, tased.

Effective Altruist blogger Andy Masley is single-handedly responsible for creating this scoffing line among billionaire tech goblins (notably a bunch of leftist accounts here seem to repeat it too) Water consumption issues are not just real: they're crippling www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

New York City Public Schools will be open for in-person instruction tomorrow.

I know there is a lot, but this really does break a part of me. It is so lawless on so many levels — and each individual boat strike is a choice.

I sometime misread public opinion but it is my opinion that Americans are usually opposed to armed home invasions of their dwellings

U.S. Tourists Advised To Temporarily Avoid Shootouts With Mexican Drug Cartels https://theonion.com/u-s-tourists-advised-to-temporarily-avoid-shootouts-with-mexican-drug-cartels/

why are they called the US Olympic Men's Ice Hockey Team and not the Mighty Milkshake Ducks

You will be shocked to learn that Schanck was also the “chief learning officer” of Trump University.

I’ve almost got the driveway clear and I haven’t argued with anyone about fruit preferences.

I don’t have the mental bandwidth today to deal with us being told to show grace to a racist outburst because of Tourette’s Syndrome. But y’all are confused as to why the majority of Black folks are sick of y’all.

😂 total utter shit show

That's the kind way of saying "fuck off"

so, longevity short-timer

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Noted.

The Kobayashi Maru Training Exercise for people with "In This House We Believe" signs in their yard.

We just shoveled out our driveway and now I am going to nap until June

BREAKING: A push to name one of Chicago’s snowplows “Abolish ICE,” clearly linking the humorous pun to efforts to oppose President Donald Trump’s mass deportation effort, won the city’s annual snowplow naming contest, officials announced. @wttw.bsky.social

Someone has *got* to tell the story about the history of AI and its theorists and proponents as seen through the lens of their associations with Epstein. It feels like for all the counter-theorizing about AI and euginics, etc, we could learn a lot about what they think in their own words.

Wild that these guys are getting arrested for financial crimes, and not sex crimes, in connection with Epstein The Al Capone accountability playbook strikes again www.bbc.com/news/live/ce...

Fund. The. Damn. Public. Universities. Like. We. Used. To.

Every now and then, I remember that JD Vance smashed the "like" button after reading this tweet, then went back and unliked it five years later when he ran for the Senate.

The virus killed my uncle in just four days during the initial wave. He died alone in the ICU on a ventilator because nobody was allowed in the room. These trolls want to make a “comedy” out of it.

we literally had bodies stacked in refrigerator trucks, the sound of sirens tore through streets day and night, but sure, you do you

The last time I saw nominal adults being such incoherent whiny bitches about the Supreme Court was at every Federalist Society meeting ever

They make movies and TV shows about this.

what even is the fucking point

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

This is Neal Katyal. He argued for Nestlé's right to profit from child slavery without consequence before the Supreme Court—and won! Thank you, Neal. ===============

A coordinated network of 18,000 bots are being used to drive the algorithms on X to amplify Nicki Minaj’s right-wing political posts. www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

I want you to put the word out there that we back up.

Absolute shocker of a rights grab - academics may want to push back hard

Nice pull here right before Trump tells us the state of our union.

Trump, July 19: "All three nuclear sites in Iran were completely destroyed and/or OBLITERATED. It would take years to bring them back into service." Witkoff, Sunday: "They're probably a week away from having industrial-grade bomb-making material."

Passionate Trump supporter, flew out to rallies, seemingly unaware that his own troubled immigration history might come back to bite him. One tries to extend some charity but it is very very hard to summon up a single fuck about what happened to this guy. www.nj.com/mosaic/2026/...

The Trump administration is warehousing pregnant child rape victims in a Texas facility, away from adequate medical care, in a state with one of the highest maternal mortality rates in the US, so that these child rape victims won’t be able to get abortions. www.throughline.news/p/the-trump-

Current NYC conditions

"A Government Tariff Refund Bait and Switch" www.wsj.com/opinion/a-go... This x 10000:

Back on Twitter, long before Musk bought it, when it was perceived as having a lib/left cast, journalists were always ticking users off because it wasn’t “real life”. Now it’s X, a far-right site, they tick us off because it’s “the commons” and apparently we’re missing real life by not being there?

/3 Everyone in the group is very impressed with my pitch for a streaming series “Curling and Fucking”

of course it wasn't the president. It was a really good impersonation but listening close you cld tell it wasnt him. BUT we need to find who it was because it was AWESOME, both in EXCEPTION and CONCEPT! We need to get him interviewed and honored! Thank you for your attention to this matter!