Oh wow. Lee Clark absolutely destroyed here 😬

Big up the Palace admin #cpfc

This is what Labour are supporting. Unbelievable really, genuinely unbelievable that they are choosing this path. There’s no legitimate concerns here, just a bunch of emboldened ignorant thugs

Believe the start of the academic year means there is now an entire year group of secondary school kids who have never seen Palace in any division other than the Premier League

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

To be fair to the travelling (short-commuting) Fulham fans, they've just pulled out a cracking chant at Chelsea. Nothing about sacking, just: "YOU'RE GETTING SOLD IN THE MORNING".

a fete worse than death ☠️

I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂

Scene: Jim Ratcliffe's Monaco office, the air hangs heavy with the overpowering stench of defeat and tax-free income. Minions cower. "Sack more dinner ladies. SACK THEM ALL!"

Bringing it over here @eamov1.bsky.social

Manchester United losing 2-0 to a side whose dugout says ‘WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER’ on it

I feel bad for Manchester United. But this is tremendous content.

In sanitised PL stadiums this is a remarkable banner to see. Fair play to Palace fans. #Marinakis (Photo from the other place via Google, not mine)

Lovely stuff #cpfc

Tony Blackburn's autobiography is wild 😳

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

If I was Fabrizio Romano I would simply wait until the transfer window closes and then see which footballers are playing for each team, it would be much easier

I don't care if it looks like Lyon’s kit. I think this is great #cpfc

Exit through the gift shop…

Showing the endangered leader of an invaded country my hats

David Unsworth thinks a fully fit DCL is better than Isak

Unfortunately the morons won't see this, or the few that are on here won't have the capability or concentration to read the whole thing.

that summit could've been an email

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

The Red Bull Arena will shake and it will be beautiful. #cpfc

I think the most absurd thing about the Palace demotion is that being so pedantic and hardline on this case doesn't actually touch the multiple problems that multi-club ownership actually throws up. As someone in Uefa put to me, it's being strong on the negligible aspects.

On the subject of how UEFA is fine with some clubs from the same MCO entities taking part in its competitions, and not some others, and how the "blind trust" mechanism was suggested by UEFA themselves: josimarfootball.com/2025/07/15/b...

Congratulations to Nottingham Forest, who have just been awarded the Community Shield by UEFA.

This is one of the most sensible posts I've read on here about our situation. It stinks to high hell but we could very easily have not been in this situation. My view that we are an absolute joke behind the scenes will not change. A properly run club wouldn't be where we are now.

I am absolutely certain that there is a better name for this.

This *has* to be the worst rendition of Baker Street I've ever heard.

La robe ensanglantée de Joseph apportée à Jacob, by François-Joseph Heim, 1817, 📸 by Miguel Medina

@fiveyearplan.bsky.social Four Palace fans I know of have received an email today with the incorrect amounts for their monthly direct debit season ticket payments. I reckon a lot won't bother double checking. Thought it was worth mentioning

John Torode currently at home, curtains drawn, riverdancing expressionlessly as the phone rings off the hook.

Very little about Uefa's decision on Crystal Palace makes sense - right up to the Uefa president's own comments on the rules Senior football genuinely say it's different with the big clubs www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...

A great tribute to Diogo Jota by @hersport.bsky.social .

Lost any respect I ever had for Arsenal after they didn't terminate his contract when they should have done. Scumbag.

the Star Tribune just called me and told me they would not be publishing the obituary I wrote for my father as it is “unfair to him” and “in poor taste” so here it is and fuck the strib ✌🏻

Life is great. Don’t waste it being a cunt. Waste it some other way.

how do you explain to people in the future this was the president of the united states during a tense war

Only a day to wait before we find out if this happens!

Good thread, this

This is the last thing the BBC needs

A pedant lawyer point: the UEFA MCO rules are a licensing regime, that set out eligibility criteria for admission to competitions. They are not conduct type rules that can be ‘breached’. If you don’t fulfil the criteria you’re not in.

"I once sat across from a man who gave not one, but TWO Nazi salutes on a panel show"

No one likes a grass

This tweet aged like milk in the sun