Yesss! We can officially get in the festive mood now these mad bastards are losing their heads about Muslims celebrating/not celebrating Christmas!🎄

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“We’ll be right back with more music to lower your blood pressure and help your dog ignore the sound of fireworks, right after the news…” “TOP STORY: MORE REFUGEES ARE STORMING OUR BEACHES AND STARMER IS DETERMINED TO STEAL YOUR PENSION”

Bluesky’s really fun, I think you’d like it.

These tickets still for sale. Cheaper than face value. #cpfc

REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.

Dear Americans, this is not true. Please don't believe this utter lunatic. Also, everyone please delete your X account.

Hey Palace fans. Sadly due to a death in the family both myself and my Dad can't make the Alkmaar game on Thursday night. Looking to sell our tickets for £50 all in. Do get in touch if you're wanting to go. Up the Palace #cpfc

Going to be pretty crushing for that guy when it's Sean Dyche's Nottingham Forest that deny him his haircut

Please delete your X account, if you still have one

Private Eye

Willy Ronis (French 1910-2009) Le Vigneron Girondin (Bordeaux), 1945. Ronis was a French photographer. His best-known work shows life in post-war Paris and Provence.

Another bit of genius from @ledbydonkeys.org www.instagram.com/reel/DQTnDOO...

Imagine being top of the league and this is the best atmosphere you can muster.

There's always a Peep Show quote

Disappointing game all round last night. We really struggle to break down teams when we're the one dominant in possession. Also I may be in the minority but I wasn't a fan of that Tifo. "We are the boys who will win your little game" came back to bite us didn't it #cpfc

Well well well, if it isn't old

Posted by the President of the United States.

The loudness of the boos at the City Ground...

Big up the Palace admin #cpfc

This is what Labour are supporting. Unbelievable really, genuinely unbelievable that they are choosing this path. There’s no legitimate concerns here, just a bunch of emboldened ignorant thugs

Believe the start of the academic year means there is now an entire year group of secondary school kids who have never seen Palace in any division other than the Premier League

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

To be fair to the travelling (short-commuting) Fulham fans, they've just pulled out a cracking chant at Chelsea. Nothing about sacking, just: "YOU'RE GETTING SOLD IN THE MORNING".

a fete worse than death ☠️

I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂

Scene: Jim Ratcliffe's Monaco office, the air hangs heavy with the overpowering stench of defeat and tax-free income. Minions cower. "Sack more dinner ladies. SACK THEM ALL!"

Bringing it over here @eamov1.bsky.social

Manchester United losing 2-0 to a side whose dugout says ‘WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER’ on it

I feel bad for Manchester United. But this is tremendous content.

In sanitised PL stadiums this is a remarkable banner to see. Fair play to Palace fans. #Marinakis (Photo from the other place via Google, not mine)

Lovely stuff #cpfc

Tony Blackburn's autobiography is wild 😳

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

If I was Fabrizio Romano I would simply wait until the transfer window closes and then see which footballers are playing for each team, it would be much easier

I don't care if it looks like Lyon’s kit. I think this is great #cpfc

Exit through the gift shop…

Showing the endangered leader of an invaded country my hats

David Unsworth thinks a fully fit DCL is better than Isak

Unfortunately the morons won't see this, or the few that are on here won't have the capability or concentration to read the whole thing.

that summit could've been an email

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

The Red Bull Arena will shake and it will be beautiful. #cpfc

I think the most absurd thing about the Palace demotion is that being so pedantic and hardline on this case doesn't actually touch the multiple problems that multi-club ownership actually throws up. As someone in Uefa put to me, it's being strong on the negligible aspects.

On the subject of how UEFA is fine with some clubs from the same MCO entities taking part in its competitions, and not some others, and how the "blind trust" mechanism was suggested by UEFA themselves: josimarfootball.com/2025/07/15/b...