Looking at different weather websites to shop around and see if I can get a more reasonable temperature predication for this week.

Stem cell research is so incredible. This isn’t the first autoimmune disease which has been treated in a life-altering for patients with stem cells.

No, no. He’s got a point. This could save some admin if the PM’s preemptively resign for a few more years.

Kids just wanting to avoid the brain worm guy, who smells like sewage after every swim and keeps creepily discussing their fertility.

I had the same prime minister throughout the majority of my primary and high school life. Seems ridiculous to imagine the same PM through a key stage for kids now, let alone the entire thing.

The belief system my mums side of the family (incl me) follow means we never make much of mothers or fathers days. So today didn’t really register as a problem when I estranged myself from my dad. But if you’re struggling, I hope you got a good comfort movie and desserts planned and you’re not alone

Seems a bit weird that you have to book psychics for gigs. Surely that means they’ve failed the job interview.

I need to get on with some work. Which is a shame cos I really think I’d excel at doing nothing today.

Look how deeply underwhelmed she is. What an icon.

Looked at the long range weather forecast for when this heat will pass. The good news is, it’s on its way. The bad news is, it’s only just visible.

That’s excellent balance to be able to move around a quarry in those heels.

I admit I haven’t been following things very closely as I’ve been unwell this week but have they changed the voting systems?

Just been using a rolled up magazine I’m halfway through reading to swat bastard flies out the house. On reflection, it was an unfortunate choice of swatter as this is the article I’m up to.

Oh excellent news. My work email has added yet another layer of security I have to get through to. Genuinely didn’t have to provide as many evidences of who I was to be allowed to work on forensic psychiatrist wards.

I’m definitely not in that age group sadly! But me and my friends were among the first to be offered it. The idea that we might just be okay and that smears are a formality is surreal in a very good way. The vax has also significantly reduced some other STIs esp when they started vaxing the boys too

Outstanding

When I say my horse used to insist on keeping an eye on my dog when she was up the yard, because apparently she was too precious for Rio to fully trust me with the task, he really did insist.

I dunno who Ann and Tom are but they sound like good fun 🤣 And justice for Harry as he appears to be short changed there 😆

I remember an interview where someone asked Phillip Pullman if he worried about how readers interpret his stories and he no because once readers have it, it isn’t his story anymore. I like that way of looking at books.

Be terrible if everyone else started to join in as well… 👀

I have a lot of work to do so I’m reintroducing cheese time. Mid-morning, me and the dog go into the kitchen for a few minutes and eat cheese together direct from the fridge. 10/10 would recommend.

Genuinely baffled as to how they managed this. How did no one spot she wasn’t attached to anything… how is that not just part of your checks beforehand? It should be so ingrained that it’s muscle memory. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I get that the washing machine it in for money laundering but I can’t work out the other two

What is the point in those tiny flies that enter your house and just spend the day floating around in a small circle being bloody irritating. What are you contributing to the ecosystem?

Man those Russian window installers just always do such shoddy work don’t they…

Talk about manufacturing panic. Saw a headline saying "NHS issues urgent update to patients taking amitriptyline". The article was literally just a list of contraindications for it, which have been around for yonks. Not urgent, not an update. 🫠

Choose your fighter. I’m going this lil guy. He fancy but he fight ya.

My dog has discovered that the handle to my dandelion remover is wooden. Which technically makes it a stick. She is astounded by my audacity for playing with the stick by myself when she is clearly the stick professional.

Porcupine puffer fish are engaging and intelligent tropical fish. While they are known as masters of defense, they are also naturally very curious. But don't let their adorableness distract you; their potent toxin, tetrodotoxin, can be lethal to humans.

Dear reader, I have made a grave misjudgment. In my guilt for making my niece mad that I am not able to take her to Harry Styles’s tour (she’s a bit too young still, I’m a bit too ill) I took her roller skating this morning. I am a 35 year old woman, who hasn’t skated in over 20 years.

I can handle any soft tissue injury with the exception of eyes. Absolutely not. Yeet my jaw into the next room idc.

I absolutely adore ducks. They’re such crap animals but it’s like no one’s told them. Of course they feel entitled to an armed escort. Waddle on quack, waddle on. 🦆🫡

Explaining that the message I sent saying ‘happy birthday cracker cock’ is to one of my best woman friends to someone I’ve only known for a shortish while like… you’ve only turned up in the most recent season. I cannot remember where most of this lore originates. Find a way to be comfy with that.

Shame to see David Hockney has passed.

"Final boss cop in a goth prom dress" - there’s just never gonna be a way to top that description. This is the only way I will think of barristers; absolutely distraught that I do not have that job.

FIFA’s president is so determined to be the world’s biggest simp, saying this World Cup is “the biggest event in humankind probably.” What a twat. 🤣

Sometimes I do wonder what my targeted ads thinks I’m preparing for.

Taking the dog out for a lunchtime walk. She stopped to sniff something to our left, I glanced over to my right and found a deer stood 3 feet away from me. Think we both noticed each other at the same time and we’ve both lost a couple of years of our lives to the shock 😳

Agree. Also feels like you have to be pretty insecure to be jealous of people from history in the first place. I and others I know how read a lot of history admire people, or find them interesting, or think they’re knobs - can be a mixture of any or all of the above - but jealousy seems weird.

Drop something PINK 🌸👚🩷👙🐷

I’m still on Elvis’s side. God forbid an alpaca develop some hobbies.

#MondayMood 🏴‍☠️ #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

-At age 16 I banned anyone from singing "happy birthday" before cake. I found it excruciating for some reason. -Having to doss about for 2 1/2 days every week in an office job cos I could do all the tasks in 1 1/2 days but the neurotypical’s piece of paper said the job was a 4 day job.

Nine years ago, I put a collar on my new pup for the first time. She had some feelings about it. 😅

What’s your sign?

Surely this is the Pride version of Techno Viking.

So this is a lil strange but I have a pair of glasses which I don’t know the prescription of but they’re brand new (online store sent me the wrong order). Is there anything that can be done with them? Like would a charity accept them if I donated them?

Awkward dinner party conversation starter.