Really, really, really didn’t want to exercise properly today cos I’m sore but I did it. Didn’t go as far but I’m aware that an early part of this is teaching the lil voice in my head giving me reasons to not do anything, that I’m ignoring it.

Yeah I have genuinely had this kind of bleeding after my friend’s horse fell on me. I was monitored more closely than the fucking Crown Jewels are in the Tower of London. Even when I was sent home, I had ultrasounds for three weeks before they fully discharged me. Not to say what shock does to you

It me.

With my most sincere respect to Larry, if anything this is an understatement. It’s the bottom of the Tory barrel who are joining reform cos it’s where they can be their true* grotesque selves. *racist enough to see the KKK as a group of people just seeking a polite debate.

After careful consideration & reflection on my solid but strenuous start to improving my fitness again, I have decided that my plot line needs the timely arrival of a man who is a non-douchebag fitness guru & who needs extra confidence finding books to read, so that we may mutually better each other

New friend request on Facebook. Had a lil look at his timeline. It’s wall to wall far right conspiracies. Think we’ll both be happier with the request deleted tbh.

Whoopsie

They’ll be there. Any minute now they’ll turn up. Yeaaaap any moment. …

I’m really more of a dog person but I’m still gonna be very sad when that lil guy crosses the rainbow bridge.

Labour should post this footage of Farage and Tice laughing as Starmer discusses deepfake women and child pornography whenever Reform UK claims to champion the protection of women and children.

The day is looking up.

Been laughing at this for ten minutes. 😆 This was so predictable, any time anything makes women show an interest in sex, certain men and a few women are like: wtf does this mean for society!!!! 😭 Nothing. It means nothing. Women can enjoy sex and sexual attraction. Live with it. 🤣

Just trying to buy a new charger cable and the listing proudly states it’s bullet proof. Who the hells going to try to shoot my iPad charging cable?

Bookworms are left leaning isn’t quite the slam dunk she thinks it is…

Macro of butterfly wing- this one in a museum collection by Margaret Fountaine(1862-1940). The Fountaine-Neimy collection was left to Norwich Castle Museum when Margaret died.

I dunno what it is (cos I do exactly the same thing) but when I’m moderating other tutor’s work, they will be writing beautifully, until they comment on the learner’s spelling and grammar. They make typos in those sentences 90% of the time. I think it’s Muphrey’s Law that describes that.

Doom scroll break. Hope Kenny finds his quality of life improves now. No one should be ashamed of this.

Started my new neurology/physio approved regimen today. Cons: -Getting into my joggers proved a workout in itself -I only did 2km and I was v out of breath Pros: +The tinkering with my meds seems to be working cos I’m not currently in agony +Thats 2km further than I did for the whole of last year

Update: we did it. We fed the ducks. 🦆

I’ve caught up on all my work over the weekend and this morning after last week’s internet cock up. So this afternoon, me and the dog are gonna go feed some ducks. Cos I really like ducks and so does she.

Today’s positive non-toxic masculinity award goes to Ben Abbott 👑🏆

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🎶Excuse me while I kiss this guy 🎶Dude looks like a laid egg 🎶Slam it to the left [if you’re having a good time]/Shake it to the right [if you love that you feel fine]/Chickens at the front [ha-ha! go round] 🎶For the first time in history/it’s gonna start mayonaiiiiiise

Having soft piano music playing when I’m working helps to keep the ADHD goblin which lives in my brain entertained. Spotify created a focus mix for me which is great but a French metal song snuck in there somehow. So every couple of hours I’m downing tools to yell in French. Ngl does help the focus

I’m not saying that this isn’t an interesting question but the donut feels unnecessary. 😆

"It further would bar the use of such materials in public schools unless specifically permitted as part of health education curriculum, or approved by the State Board of Education for “specific educational purposes.”" Limiting access to sex education books disproportionately harms women and children

Alright I just need to be frank now. I keep snacking on chocolate left over from Christmas. I am very much not responsible for this because none of you have come over to eat it all for me. You are all enablers. And I am ~very~ disappointed in you. ✋🏻

Rupert Lowe will protest to defend the production of child abuse images and revenge porn. Also defending his income, fyi, as he profits in the tens of thousands from being boosted on X. But sure, it’s all about “protecting our women and kids”. Fucking nonce defender.

I need a movie to made about these two immediately.

One of the many things which bigots miss out on is when you listen to voices of other groups you can experience things like books and tv and films and life generally on many more levels.

There’s at least five of you who I consider to be suspects for these two responses.

Okay yeah so I’m gonna need all of you to commit to this in 2026 cos it’s genius.

Wondering how a shrimp would do a line of coke now.

Criminally-Indicted Pedophile Lays Out a Vision of Power Restrained Only by ‘My Own Morality’

This year is going to be like the final boss for optimists

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So… it’s fine to be a paedo and/or rapist on Twitter so long as you pay for the privilege? Yeaaaaa that site’s owner’s appearance in the Epstein files looking very on brand now huh.

People that write long essays to my email address explaining why they shouldn’t have to do work to the same standard as everyone else and still be awarded a passing grade, never seem to clock that if they spent that time writing their essays, they wouldda passed it by now.

The banality of evil. I’ve studied transcripts from war crimes trials in the past and there are two very striking realisations with them. 1. The people in them are, on the surface, quite normal. 2. They have been highly effectively conditioned to not see a particular group as human anymore.

Well I dunno what Kennu from customer service said to open reach but we appear to have internet back - at least temporarily - for now. Keep up the pressure to make it a permanent fix Kennu please!

I’m not gonna be that person who yells at customer service over the phone but Open Reach are really testing me on that this week. 😓

Mines Pure and Simple. So that’s… good probably???

I am having quite significant pain flare ups and I’ve spent the past few days trying to get open reach to restore the internet. We seem to have it back atm. So I’m gonna walk the floof, then come back, eat a mince pie, taking pain meds and hopefully binge watch the afternoon away.

This is part of The Donkey Principle. A donkey and a tiger argue about the colour of grass. Eventually they summon the king - the lion - and ask him. He agrees with the donkey that the grass is blue and says he will punish the tiger. The tiger asks why when clearly he’s right.

A lady who’s a second mum to me wrote this on her page. She had a terrible 2025, sepsis took her youngest daughter. But her words on healing have helped me as I look towards a year which I’m not sure how it’s going to go for me. Maybe help you too if you’re the same.

Congratulations to everyone who actively and passively enabled this. Way to go.