House for sale near us where they’ve put up a clearly AI image, fair play, can’t see many negative outcomes from any of this

Obv late on this but Jaka Bijol – looked good doing tackling/heading/general defensive work, but (and this could be cos it was his first game etc) his forward passing was basically non-existent, especially compared to Pascal.

Rancid second half. What a result.

I’ve no doubt Jaka Bijol is quite good at football, but our biggest issue today was creating great chances to the feet of Brenden Aaronson and Jack Harrison. Unless we’re saying play him on the wing, which tbf I could get behind.

Anyway, can’t dwell too much, there’s new episodes of Waffle the Wonder Dog to watch

Another good performance, just a shame we couldn’t score one of those chances at the end. I understand why Farke went 3-4-1-2 but thought we looked completely disjointed at that point.

Actually really enjoying Leeds getting properly stuck in. DCL and Longstaff have been quality at winning the 50:50s. More of this.

That’s fucking annoying but another example that we are A Good Football Team

Anton Stach would have loved Howson Is Now

Genuinely think the performances for Leeds so far have been good (expect Arsenal) and broadly speaking being in games, keeping it tight etc, is the best chance of survival. Thought we played really well today tbh, just unlucky

Against Fulham too ffs, absolute nothing club.

Fuuuuuuuuck offfffffffffffff

Nearly…

How many deadline days do I have to live through until Leeds United do something worthwhile on them

Put on a proper suit, do up your yellow tie and sing Stop This Flame by Celeste!!!!!

Never ever ever doubt Leeds United

Half the feed ready to end it all after being 2-0 down away to Arsenal. It’s been worse! It’ll be worse!

Away against one of the best three in the league isn’t the time to be getting too stressed imho

Playing absolutely fine until Arsenal did an Arsenal.

So much for the Sunderland top six finish I read about every day for the past week

Happy to have Gruev in midfield, obviously not as good as Ampadu but he’ll cover the ground and I think the key thing is he has a solid understanding with Tanaka.

Seeing a lot of mad ideas re: Leeds game plan today etc. imho the way to go isn’t sticking the big man upfront and going long, the idea has to be Piroe dropping deep and the wingers exploiting any space in behind. Not saying we’ll win, but seems our best bet to be in the game.

Ampadu out until after the international break, but worst of all Farke didn't specify which international break. I fear it'll be the actual 2026 World Cup.

Excellent find in what was definitely a pack of Premier League cards bought for my son. Definitely.

Everton are an interesting one to watch this season. With Grealish and Dewsbury-Hall, they have two of the most "wear low socks, win fouls, tidy passes, do literally nothing else" players in the Premier League.

That was a ridiculously clear handball too. But yeah. Top performance.

What’s the point of promotion if you’re still getting Mann and Hinchcliffe

The marketing for the Oasis tour needs to be studied. The amount of branded merch being sold is insane, literally every fucker has something Oasis on. I’ve never seen the like. It’s like they’re a football team.

Man Utd are back. Back in 15th.

Don’t let us down Wolves

Obviously reductive to compare footballers but Calvert Lewin as a backup is much better than Bamford as a backup I reckon. DCL has played nearly 60 Premier League games over the past two seasons, clearly isn't as good as he once was but as an option in the squad I don't mind it at all.

@footballcliches.bsky.social I'm sure loads will send this but a VERY DELAYED celebration for a VERY WEIRD goal from Hull tonight. 7 seconds? youtu.be/aaWncRfW3P0?...

I’ve been wrong before and will be wrong again, but, I worry that Gudmundsson ain’t the one. Though maybe that’s what happens when you sign “solid” players - they aren’t actually very good.

First thing we need to do is get Lucas Perri a number one blade all over, a balding keeper does not inspire confidence but a bald one does? I don’t make the rules.

Is Lucas Perri a decent goalkeeper? Not a clue. He looks quite tall in photos. That’s a good start.

Fair play to Bamford btw, had some great seasons at Leeds and if he can stay fit I'm sure he'll do well somewhere. And glad we can finally move on from him as a concept, which really we should have done three seasons ago.

Patrick Bamford needs to get himself to MLS, he’d clean up and live a very nice life in, I dunno, Vancouver.

Tom Heaton keeping Man Utd in it, new depths are being met and it’s the first game of preseason

Tanaka in a slightly more advanced role in midfield sounds like a winner to me

Happy with Longstaff. Last time we went up the only first team player we signed with Premier League experience was Rodrigo (17 games at Bolton ten years earlier)

@matthewdurrant.com How is Balatro treating you? Lately been trying to work my way through all the stakes, plenty of gold done but a few left on the trickier decks

Hard to go through a Leeds United kit launch day without thinking what former Twitter crank EphemeralJoy would be complaining about.

Haven’t seen much of the CWC but the last 30 minutes of build up here is enough reason to never watch it again. Utter bollocks that needs to be fucked off.

sorry but these weird nets with the extra bar across the back make the CWC unwatchable! get rid of them!!! makes the whole thing look like the goals have been wheeled onto an american football field for a college game at the syracuse salty dogs

Poor fuckers only here 2 minutes and they have him doing blind rankings ffs 😭

Man Utd on January 3rd is a lovely little flourish.

Imagine having a Carling on a Carling Premiership beer mat

£30m for Jobe Bellingham is my own personal "games gone" moment, in today's market that fella who looked like Jamie Vardy would get a transfer fee and all

when someone is a hardcore England football fan and a self professed "big fan" of Jordan Peterson, I can't imagine making this video is a good idea

Telling my son we saw Kraftwerk