this genuinely, for real, does make me feel better sometimes every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"

If I attempted an insurrection & the administration after me not only failed to enact consequences but also allowed me the opportunity to come into power again I would also learn the lesson that I can do whatever the fuck I want and nobody with power will ever try to stop me.

I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.

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An interesting contribution to discourse surrounding recognition of Palestine on the international stage from a Japanese analyst, originally written in Japanese and subsequently translated into English. It seeks to explain why Japan has not followed France and the British, and why it should soon.

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the american century of humiliation continues

fuck,, the bay area had this with tech, which deflated wages GLOBALLY and then the mass layoffs we're going through are largely a result of them getting caught and the ensuing wage correction

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What’s comforting in moments like these is knowing that the children of the class of shadowy cabals of segregationist neo-klansmen business owners don’t go on to reproduce the same culture of managerial control in the governments, universities, and businesses that they go on infiltrate and control.

I am genuinely losing my mind. The joke is, prima facie, objectively true. The reason Westport has continued to suck and decline in quality over the last decade is because it is literally in the death grip of racist petite bourgeoisie bsky.app/profile/utop...

fuck,, the bay area had this with tech, which deflated wages GLOBALLY and then the mass layoffs we're going through are largely a result of them getting caught and the ensuing wage correction

(I note of course that there are currently no consequences for Lizza or RFK Jr. Wonder what the difference is.)

C... consequences? In 2025?

the american century of humiliation continues

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We’re on track to become the first species to go extinct due to politeness. Gonna follow the dinosaurs out the door because it was too uncomfortable and confrontational to tell a few billionaires and empire managers to fuck off. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/on-becomin...

halle berry telling it like it is. fuck gavin newsom. what a surprise to find out a transphobe is a misogynist who doesn't give a shit about women.

filing this one away in case he runs for office again

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"i'm not going to bother figuring out which japanese power users are nationalist right wingers to boost in the algorithm, i'm gonna just handle the americans and then crank one off" kinda community management

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fuck you the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh

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lmfao

one of my uncles is banned from thanksgiving after he brought a giant spread of artisanal cheese, engaged in a planned confrontation with my cousins who were hosting and called them assholes, and then left and TOOK THE CHEESE AWAY the Murray's Confrontation has never been forgiven

Folks forget that the ACA *was* the compromise position. It was never full on heal reform so much as health insurance reform, but it was what the political reality of the time permitted. That said, Medicare for all, and let the shareholders answer to God.

When the Perfect Dark trailer came out, I posted I was the foliage artist for the game and BAM! Harassment campaign. The harassers said LOTS of things about me and work slapped me with an official warning and I couldnt engage with the game going forward Shame to see it be an industry standard.

this is such a goofy motherfuckin quote considering the content of their games for the past couple decades y'all just published a game where the protagonist makes a list of horrible men and crosses out their names in blood

nothing was learned eh it gets to be a real mindfuck having ptsd from something that genuinely does keep happening over and over

Every possible conclusion to this saga ends in Mark Kelly's national profile being raised exponentially. Dude will have Obama favorables.