you know that feels so goood

they'll continue eating even when their stomachs have burst, abdominal cavities filling with cheese and sauce like a grotesque calzone, inevitably resulting in cascading organ failure and death. looks really funny from the outside though. they're literally going crazy on those lasagnas om nom nom

#80E745

god I would probably post boner for the first time ever but fuck a place without moderation to protect my black friends, my trans friends, my sex worker friends

tragically, jets cannot survive reproduction. by scattering the fertile seeds of their shrapnel over an Idaho potato field, they may hope to bring about the next generation

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i love hot pot. love everything about it. love hot. love pot. love hot pot

liberals love to pretend america used to be this fantasy land with a real democracy when it never has been

On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.

Air to Ground Message: CHAT R WE GOATED Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a3acf788ce7 F: #f7307aa0862

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smooth coke

i will never trust a white guy with a website

the year is 2026. a penile implant surgeon that runs a YouTube series called Erection Connection has been chosen by the Trump administration to handle the hantavirus outbreak. we’re all going to die.

bibme is now part of chegg

saw this tour at the 9:30 Club in dc with Richard Buckner opening. that show changed my life.

I was annoyed that I couldn't find a database of David Attenborough documentaries where I could search for a specific episode by topic. So I made it. attenborough-100.vercel.app

Good Cop: the neighborhood is safer than ever Math Cop: we're making a difference

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something about this is just so fucking funny

slightly increase a band expedited

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help sjip go "viral" !!!

smooth coke

my dad once said pepsi tastes like garbage smells and i wish i felt so strongly about anything in my life

steve applejob talking on a stage: the consumer must have an intuitive understanding of the experience before the moment they touch the device me: *shoots steve applejob in the head*

got a couple of nice phone snaps late last night

way too long since i listened to this all the way thru. every track just so so good

Aaron: the bans will continue until morale improves

picked up two new follows today thats a good day of #posting #Chauncey

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a qualified blimp in an eligible dirigible

Putting on my scary skeleton costume for Momaween

🥲heartwarming

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confidence isnt something that comes from within confidence is some you can only get by buying a gender-affirming truck

just ate a giant gummey of unknown but at least 150mg before boarding a flight ama

haskell ,edward

was breing good and gentting work done at the airprot but now im jus buzzed and gonna hit my weed peen frona while

you know who im taco about 🌮

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the boomer playlist at rsw airport is hitting pretty hard 🥲heartwarming

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an ill wind comes a-rising across the cities of the plains

just saw aaron rodericks eating a banana with a fork

With oil above $125 a barrel and gas prices up to $4.45 a gallon, U.S. consumers are footing the bill for Trump’s war with Iran. @profwolff.bsky.social explains why “Economic Fury” may be a warning sign for the whole world economy. inthesetimes.com/article/econ...