Who put the donk in badonkadonkadonk?

they call me ripper owens the way im rippin these farts and fronting Judas Priest

boats are crazy how can metal float

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Taking my Tylenol so I can remember how to spell Kellogg’s® Frosted Flakes™. They’re Gr-r-r-eat!™

Big City Slammers™

my posts may such shit but my reply game is on point

hospital smells cant tell the difference between food and shit

That’s an entire plastic-wrapped bundle of @chipotle.bsky.social napkins. As someone who conspires to continually steal more and more Chipotle napkins, this makes me kinda wet.

Current* conditions near Isle Royale NP, MI:

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

who else up eating a cold cheeseburger in the er while waiting for their dad to be admitted?

anyopne have a good vidoe of a white man talking into a camera

cumberto ecco has anyone thought of this before

getting raptured up the butt

I take Tylenol when reading topographic maps to make the hills rise and the streams flow.

I can’t believe @gork.bsky.social blocked me. What could I have possibly done wrong?

bill callahan be like: smog is this true

“Talkin’ ‘bout my generation” -guy who works at a power plant

No particular reason

Less Chiat Day more chaat and daal

palantirs for fears

visiting a true butthole specialist (colorectal surgeon)

Attn bsky users: “skeets” are now “wads” Please adjust your Wads accordingly Thanks you for your attention to this mTter -DJT

hope I die before I get old #talkinbout #mygwneration #mygenerationbabaaay #blumduddlyumdumbumbadumdum

Current* conditions near Winthrop Harbor, IL:

Last night we went to the Greek festival and joked around and shouted Opa! Tonight we’re going to an Oktoberfest street fair. Does anyone know a good two syllable German phrase we can use?

Current* conditions near Muskegon, MI:

Growing old enough to not be constantly horny is one of the best things that’s happened to me in the last few years.

i wonder when the goons will start fully dismantling the national parks

Pet cats today!

I just realized I had not been following @flavorflav.bsky.social. Why the fuck was I not following @flavorflav.bsky.social.

These mysteriously appeared in the lunchroom and it makes me unreasonably happy.

PEOPLE/JINX.GIF

I just drank seven beers for dinner.

beans share if you agree

I would like to take a ride on this boat while listening to Gordon Lightfoot and Christopher Cross

macking on some byoops (ibuprofen)

I keep cigarettes and liquor in the closet at work.

Chekov’s Gyro has made an appearance.

I ate a bean salad for dinner. I’m going to shit great tomorrow! #WorldSaladCon

I buy all my clothing at Pants Lion.

I small like a ham samwiche

why did the power ranqers have might morphine that might explain the fentanul crisis

rip to a true legend

The one and only answer

jello bifuda

old people be loving a good lacey swiss

update: male loneliness epidemic solved

$9.99/lb for the flesh of a sentient being? What a bargain!