just told my wife something is low key goated and she shot me

be ready now be his circle be the center force field lies as the game extends the cycle be ready to move

a good bag can really come in handy

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what we talk about when we talk about customer service

Idaho State Line, 3/21/2026, 12:32:02 AM

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i should probably wash the cum off my hands before i go back to work

i decline to engage in bad faith discussions because i feel they are toxic to my soul

Current* conditions near Goderich, ON:

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I'm here you fuckaas bitch

i swear more people would get my jokes if i only had more followers

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i just dropped the word amanuensis in casual conversation while my fly was down #words

some times you just gotta find a dude a bro out

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bro your global perspective lacks both depth and nuance bro

I once stole a small object from someone I strongly dislike and now every time I look at the object I smile to myself and say fuck that guy

what is the speed of time?

tonight I’m celebrating the film industry by watching oscar teen hunger force

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its taken so many years but someone finally landed this joke

:)

the bulk import market has been an inside job since bush1. busts are competition or for show. antidrug hysteria enables legislation and militarization of a problem better solved by harm reduction plus bonus swelling prison populations and burgeoning poverty class all buttoned up with systemic racism

perhaps i should start posting more crenulously.

People who say Paul Krugman can't be forgiven because they fucked a chonker are the same people who simp for these folks.

the straits of hormel are filled with beef stew

fuck it imma leave work and go play some pinball

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this has got to be some kind of metaphor

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Current* conditions near Erie, PA:

what we talk about when we talk about tamales

I went tot the tamale tent instead

✅ gold teeth ✅ grey goose ✅ chicken in the bathroom

my stomach has been garbage all week anyways im going to the liquor store then the taco tgruck anybody want anything?

this is true

I recommend y'all liberals get your heads out your asses & look at how the structure of state repression of Biden's that criminalized dissent & protest of his genocide founded Trump's state suppression now, & also the carceral state is hugely indebted to Biden's career legislation & funding of cops.

only reposting for the video

jfc im blorked by 77 people Whays have I been doing wrong??

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genie: and for your last wish? me: I wish I could talk to animals [later at the zoo] elephant: get me the fuck out of here gorilla: get me the fuck out of here giraffe: get me the fuck out of here

my god teh ratio it burnes

tessellated tofu

recipe: drain off all but a teaspoon of fat me: you fool! you idiot! you goddamn rube!