my top three account interactions are bots this is normal right

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This Day in Labor History: December 2, 1984. A gas leak in a Union Carbide chemical plant in Bhopal, India killed somewhere between 3787 and 16,000 people. Let's talk about probably the worst industrial disaster in history and how U.S. companies can murder with impunity, then and now!

Current* conditions near Drummond, MI:

who the fuck is so stupid that they want to live forever

I forgot to post a picture of our ham that looked like a muppet, here you go.

only 5 more followers to 700 help me out fplks

You know what roads in the winter and your mom have in common? They both have a lot of men plowing them

some do it for the likes some do it for the follows some even do it for the reskeets but folks im just here doing it for the love of the game thank you #Chauncey

I am still thinking about this

advent calendar but bong hit or tooth brush whichever you need at the moment

raisinettes are goated dont “at” me

tbh if i had healthcare like that id get mris for funsies too

Sokanyan, a cat from Soka City who loves the local Soka senbei rice crackers, was at the World Character Summit.

WYO 130 Green Rock Trailhead, 11/30/2025, 9:29:24 PM

Cyber GetFucked Day

if you suck a piece of dried snot through the back of your nose and into your mouth does that count as eating your boogers

i think we’d be better off with jason somedean or even jason nodean

🎶like henry winkler as fonzie im the cult of personality

make something dumber by changing it poope

i wish someone would ask me this question because i have such a good answer

she pfizer on my nordisk until i glaxosmithkline

Actually, leftover scumbags from the NIXON administration. Cheney, Rumsfeld, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone, Kissinger, all should have died in prison at a bare minimum. The George W Bush administration would never have even happened if we didn't let this nest of fascist ratfuckers fester.

Current* conditions near Owen Sound, ON:

rapid fire louie like rambo got bullets

this is why i rarely quote post

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tired: toyotathon wired: lexus december to remember constipated: genesis signature event

Mato Tipila, 11/29/2025, 12:33:20 PM

I have seen the most wokescold skeet heroes of my generation / brutally canceled by the horsebot on the BlueSky streets at dawn

Got my cat a box and he just plays with the 72 inch plasma screen television that came in it.

Alpaca farmer: How are we ever going to increase alpaca sales?? Chief Llamatization Officer: I got an idea...

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this is almost but not quite as good as my chief llamatization officer post

my friend terry makes this chi– (no) he makes this chicken (please no) but i think it tast– (i asked nicely) it tastes like shit (stop it now) so i call it (i swear i am going to kill you) i call it chicken terry yucky

#BC1765

im ngl "hillbilly" is a word that reeks of subtle elitism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

id love a juicy cube

if my name were tom id open a shop selling foolish items and call it tom's shop of foolish items

hottest new christmas toy in ontario is guelph on the shelf

my friend terry makes this chi– (no) he makes this chicken (please no) but i think it tast– (i asked nicely) it tastes like shit (stop it now) so i call it (i swear i am going to kill you) i call it chicken terry yucky

i love when the office is so quiet you can hear the hum of the hvac it makes me feel like im in a spaceship

Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

tongues are the amazing alien inside our mouths

this is a whole new area of research

seriously think about it think about how your tongue moves

like you ever read about how each octopus arm kinda has a brain of its own but our tongues do too think about it that thing is always working and you never think about it but its right there