“Oooh, but he’s too tiny to reach the toilet! He can’t do it! 😥” Shut the fuck up. ALWAYS bet on Duke.

Today I finally finished this drawing. I will post the timelapse tomorrow. #Digimon #デジモン #ryzegreymon

that’s awesome news man

This is such a powerful image

one of the funniest images I have ever seen tbqh

What's the Undertaker up to these days

This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster

Am I only one that think it's weird whenever they feel the need to clarify that a Power Rangers project will be "live-action"?

UK: today's Find Out Now poll shows the governing centre-left Labour Party (LAB-S&D) on 14%. That is the lowest vote share the party has ever received in any national parliament poll since the birth of modern polling. If repeated in an election, it would be Labour's worst result since 1910.

every time i see that water tower i remember the animaniacs are trapped in there by david zaslav. Yet every story leaves it out

This is my favorite. Bounces around my head every few months.

started howling with laughter when i saw this

this thumbnail will absolutely be a punchline once this shit implodes

YouTube Wrapped You spent 2,186 minutes watching: Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR) We believe your reason for watching this was: Not Sexual

damn zohran made a hell of a phonecall this week huh

Taco bell: dedicated to the heath of all Americans, one chalupa at a time

if a robot really likes you they might show you some of their components as a sign of trust!

What Would Mr. Hands Think About All This

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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.

Wankers are always taking the piss. And it's right bollocks

It's this time of the year

OMEGAVERSE FANFICTION WRITER: "I wish Leonardo DiCaprio was in heat." *monkey paw curls*

RIP.ie wrapped

Me

While I'm on one - When I am dictator I am making a personal and highly public example of anyone involved in pushing prediction markets in political analysis. It is a betting market.

Citation absolutey needed here. Absolutely abhorent article writing if not. Men don't have friends if they don't have a romantic partner? They do not socialise with other people unless there is the possibility of sexual desire? They do not make friends in work, school, their communities?

For every article decrying the masculinity crisis i become more agender

“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

Thinking a lot about this moment from literally the first chapter of "1984."

Beano #976, April 1, 1961

ANNOUNCER: look out, he's comin' into the ring! [camera cuts to HEEL WRESTLER rushing through the backstage area, but he keeps running for five unbroken minutes before the camera slowly zooms out and reveals that he's in a giant maze] ANNOUNCER: unbelievable

WIP

Stimming for Jesus

An apple a day Is mother and slay

Bill is under the table

this is great for bluesky but how do i turn off UK localization

control yourself... take only what you neeeeed gromit