mom says it's my turn with the religious psychosis

death battle

can I help you man

god this is so fucking sick, just unreal

Hi

making a new version of dadaism called awawawaism

the pope is not woke. american conservative christianity has spent the last few decades mutating into an evil doppelgänger of itself such that any conservative christian leader who says things like “it’s wrong to incinerate schoolchildren” scans as a titan of superhuman moral fiber.

I am literally crying laughing

got a much needed long laugh from this

My favorite comment 😂

what do you mean why man

i guess he will

"Check out this new Trump post"

Finally, a job I am more than qualified for

much has been said about the "old man" trope and the warped perception of age in tales rpgs but being in your thirties and acting like a senior citizen around 16-year-olds goes crazy sometimes

saw a bald eagle at a construction site on my way to work. omen of… *flipping through augury guide* …infrastructure week???

Oh, poor Xander McNeilus. The people on your route might not care enough to remember not to throw out pressurized gas canisters, but if you cared a bit more you might have noticed this one before you started the compactor. At least the rats will be happy to have a nice meal. By adoook.bsky.social!

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

Working as an elected official in the US Senate

You don't have the power to curse anybody. Do you understand?

nope youre lying

wandering around the house muttering “Whew… Tough day…” and “Sure could go for a cold one right now…” or “Ugh… So thirsty…” until the player controlling me lets me reach into my inventory for a beer

Raven

when the captcha asks me to identify all the crosswalks

I AM LITERALLY ALWAYS SAYING THIS

The average after church crowd coming into your restaurant

Great to see the tractor guys left tractors empty on O’Connell St overnight, this must mean they've finally got over their mortal fear of O'Connell St. Love to see growth

*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

This damn post has absolutely ruined my brain every time I hear someone mention "for the time being." Major kudos to the poster, if I ever meet you in person I will congratulate you and then punch you in the face.

I love so much that they keep the AC7 dog around as a cardboard cutout.

Can't get over how well this single image condenses the experience of playing a Hideo Kojima game.

"Then I get chronic heart palpitations" - Please see a doctor. Seriously.

I thought it was neat when people brought dogs to outdoor restaurants during COVID, and then within 24 months all of a sudden people were bringing them in grocery stores and movie theaters and I am now on the side of Cruella De Ville.

Americans, I promise you. I do get it. However, you kinda can't just say "wow this is the worst thing. We NEED Trump out of power" and in the next breath wax lyrical about how big and scary the government is and how you are just small and can't do anything in response. It's untrue. It's insulting.

Sadly the title “Cumtown” was already taken

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

tbh I still feel I get more enjoyment out of reading this short review of the first Mario movie than I do out of watching most full-length films

Frustrated to see the lack of nuance when it comes to the motives behind what’s been happening on the roads. As a son of the soil myself who has forced his roots between the paving slabs, a plea for evenhandedness: Sure the tractor protestors are cunts, but you must remember, they’re also bald.