DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

I will take any opportunity to post this again

Olympic highlight in this house.

She is almost 2 years older than him but, at 4 pounds, is half his weight. This is how it feels being 2 years older than my brother who ended up 6 ft tall to my 5’2: genetic robbery. 😑

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

don’t forget to hydrate

My grandmother got this letter today telling her that her health information may have been compromised. My grandmother has been dead for 11 years. She died at the hospital the letter came from. Can’t even protect the dead’s rights these days.

Jasmine Crockett: “Other countries have CEOs that are stepping down & princes that are being indicted — in the United States, crickets. Nothing is happening — we have a president that says that the Epstein files are a hoax because his name is in there more times than I can count”

I am not “obsessed”. I am observant.

If you are wondering what words the all-male Congress found so "blasphemous" that they felt compelled to literally scrape them off the monument, they were: ''Woman, first denied a soul, then called mindless, now arisen, declared herself an entity to be reckoned.''

We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

I had to go to the grocery store to pick up a prescription and got ambushed by Girl Scouts who held me down and forced me to buy a box of Thin Mints and a box of Tagalongs. I am devastated. They were merciless.

“I’ve never protested before - but I just watched 4th & 5th grade kids run away from our own government.” 😕🇺🇸💔 (From @crindivisible.bsky.social )

Become ungovernable

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them

The kind of day where every emotion on the map elbows their way to the table.

This fucking Pom Pom Nerd.

Doctor: You're not Pagliacci are you? Patient: Yes I am Doctor: FUCK there goes my idea

My mother insisted she remembers how to count to ten in Spanish after learning as a child. I asked her to prove it. She said, “uno, dose, treys, taco”* I cackled at the table so hard it hurt. *misspelled to highlight her pronunciation. And yes. Taco.

it is an astounding rhyme of history, the quest of the colonizer to find “virgin” land space travel in the context of manifest destiny and climate collapse there exists untouched land, free of history and conflict, where society can be reborn—if only the “right” people get there first.

I wish this wasn't so accurate

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

This made me so happy

BREAKING: Workers at Volkswagen’s Chattanooga plant just secured a landmark union contract — a major labor win in the South! This historic win shows what’s possible when workers organize: higher standards, real protections, and a stronger voice on the job. https://seiu.co/4rIneeh

Saw this coming a mile away.

Neat. Fuck you, @discord.

“Researchers from Johns Hopkins, Georgetown and Yale universities recently found that 60 FDA-authorized medical devices using AI were linked to 182 product recalls, according to a research letter published in the JAMA Health Forum in August.”

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the radium metaphor for AI really is good

Millennials, meanwhile, are the lyrical generation. We grew up dissecting song lyrics, defining our existences with each daily playlist. You won’t catch a millennial sleeping on this shit. 🧐

So will he be using Claude in his upcoming divorce proceedings?

I’ll say it. DJ Hero’s soundtrack was fire.

Thrilled to stand alongside New York’s Cutest to announce our new request for information for 2-K and 3-K providers. This is the first step toward universal childcare, so I brought in the experts.

Everyone kindly keep yer voices down, please. @gorl.gay put on catnip tv so now Quark is watching her shows. 🧐

How to write a book with A.I. 1. Don’t

How long before someone is charged with assault and battery of a federal agent by way of dildo? I give the judges credit in advance for having to navigate this with a straight face

Causes of Road rage: New York: spite DMV: insanity Boston: malice

Governor Hochul quietly signed the Medical Assistance in Dying Act. I don’t always agree with her, but I believe in calling out respect where it’s due. It’s an election year and her seat is up. It’s a controversial topic for some. And she signed it anyway. Thank you Gov. Compassion comes first.

Loki is snoring like a rusty squeeze box.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

The idea of bringing an entire plane of food when you are going to the Winter Olympics hosted in ITALY ONE OF THE MOST WELL REGARDED AND IMPACTFUL COUNTRIES FOR FOOD AND CUISINE IN THE WORLD

When an urgent same day plumber and roofer assessment costs you $0.00…it’s a good day.

That moment when you post a reply and immediately think, "Yup, this is when I get put on the list".