yeah isopropyl/ethanol wafted to the nose is a potent acute antinauseant. short duration of effect tho

And Happy Avoid Those Pricks and Not Catch Charges Day to those who celebrate in spite of the former

Little Grumpy Lump Quark says Good Morning to you all.

On holidays, Loki is always in charge of serving the ham.

Always and forever grateful to my friends and supporters and people for leaving comments. 💜💜💜

Page One in Cincinnati: “.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.” #ICE

Special thanks to this miniature butthead for deciding to go Vasco FUCKING da Gama for the very first time by slipping out our door undetected & climbing up to the top floor of our building stairwell on the eve of our move. Found her safe but confused & she’s okay. 👹

Wait. … you’re telling me these balls were tripped?

Just a slice? Why not a chop?

Please get some eyes on this and help if you can. I’m working on scrounging more cash together but a few payments have yet to come in.

For Saturday night I will have the most intimate and sexual experience I’ve had in over a year with this strawberry ramune soda.

“Men need to be loved. Women need to be desired.” Them’s need both, bish.

The scene in Andor where Mon Mothma gets wasted and dances all night in devastation at a wedding but it’s just my entire existence.

Now that it’s officially Sagittarius season, please remember it is no longer legal to hunt Scorpios for sport.

Confirmed the individual who contracted avian flu in Washington state has died because of it. At this point, Avian Flu in humans has a 100% mortality rate.

I can’t overstate how dangerous it will be for us if folks are cavalier about this first confirmed human case of avian influenza, H5N5. www.oregonlive.com/health/2025/...

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

Are you even queer besties if y’all haven’t synced up your tummy problem cycles?

When somebody asks for a new photo of me I send this.

Your shitty boyfriend complains anytime he has to drive over to see you while the lesbian who adores you reminds you constantly about all the unused air miles she has. Level up, hunny.

Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:

The situation is dire and help is needed. I know it's tight all around but anything helps. Thank you in advance!

gofund.me/dbd60eb45 Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.

Wow, who would’ve ever guessed this would happen 🥴 "Criminals posing as US immigration officers have carried out robberies, kidnappings, and sexual assaults in several states, warns a law enforcement bulletin issued last month by the Federal Bureau of Investigation."

Currently having an existential crisis over realizing my burgeoning ball cap collection means you could accurately describe me as a hot lesbian Frank from 30 Rock

I’ll be sharing regularly to keep eyes on this best as I can: No updates on the car yet, but the appropriate reports are filed. But in the meanwhile, we need to prepare for the move and new obstacles as a result of this horrible theft.

Chucks car got stolen, not something you need when youre trying to find a new home

Charlie has had a string of bad luck lately. One storm after another. They really could use your help if you can give it.

hey y’all. we found out today that Charlie’s car is gone, most likely stolen (we have filed a report for it, etc) i’m sharing this out to help Charlie catch a break if possible, we’re prepping to move right now so any help is appreciated 🫶 shares are appreciated too. 🖤

There has been some less than ideal updates to @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social ‘s situation. Please help if you can!

Aurora color guide! What creates the different shades? Different atoms getting "excited" at different altitudes The bright reds are a sign of a particularly intense event

I have extremely critical fashion opinions about folks I pass in the city for a person who regularly leaves the house wearing sweatpants.

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate!

Just so you know, when you refuse to cuddle with me while I’m sick, this is who you’re ignoring.

I require BoobHugs. That precious hug with boobs. WHERE THE FUCK THE BOOBS I CAN HUG, HOW DARE YOU.

Pro tip: never send a sword to a queer you aren’t prepared to marry.

Me, flirting.

Consistent with a court order, Wisconsin legally loaded FoodShare payments to cards. Now, the Trump Administration has spent the last 48 hours making a last-ditch effort to yank those payments from nearly 700,000 Wisconsinites, including 270,000 kids. It's pathetic.

If I see you being cruel to a pigeon on the streets of New York City or anywhere in the world I will crush your face.

Irrationally distraught that I don’t have a cool raven reminding me to do shit throughout the day.

When I have to spend more than ten minutes on a train I get dramatic and artsy.

They invented robopedos

i don't think they needed to give me another reason to not go to their stores but for whatever reason they did

a $3 (think they were actually $2 back then) pack of Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies was the one "luxury" we could (usually) justify in our firm $35 grocery budget jesus fucking christ, people who would argue against the poor having even the slightest joys should rot in the deepest pits of hell

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

Life is short, y’all. 🫶💚

If I ever die suddenly know that it 100% was from a knife fight with a dozen gremlins.

Con tu adiós te llevas mi corazón. Dia de Muertos is here. 💀💚

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