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roses are red the world can be tragic;

I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him

big chungus has been around longer than israel

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/

As of today, the only person in this Daily Penn visual that hasn't been fined millions of dollars or convicted of a felony is Luigi Mangione, believe it or not

A new study of the last 50 years of US pop music shows “a significant increase in stress-related language, alongside declines in positive sentiment and lyrical complexity.”

Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918

it does feel like an intense societal problem that the founder of palantir, the biggest survellience company, thinks like this

I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination

oh so that was the doctors name

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

everybody transgender

The world's tropical coral reefs have almost certainly crossed a point of no return as oceans warm beyond a level most can survive, a major scientific report announced

get raptured idiot

guess what day it is

It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown

Could be worse. Probably will be.

For #InternationalRabbitDay 🐰🐇: Love the facial expression on this blue bunny, it just keeps getting funnier the longer you stare back at it😂 China, Qing dynasty, Kangxi period (1654-1722), porcelain w/ blue glaze, Newfields collection: collection.imamuseum.org/artwork/23070/

happy rabbit day

get raptured idiot

what are we doing here people

darn tutan khamun

happy 9/11

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Griffin’s definition of fascism as palingenetic ultranationalism—specifically a reactionary nostalgia for a lost history of the nation that never existed—remains undefeated. A nostalgia for a type of bread that is ubiquitous, created in the 20th century, and rage towards bread as old as civilisation

love the new cracker barrel logo

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

If someone claims to be scared of the subway but isn’t scared of being in a car on the highway—which is exponentially more dangerous + deadly—they are not a serious person

mysterious visitor 🐇

The "Big Beautiful Bill" requires federal agencies to ramp up logging, "but it also includes a provision requiring 'all monies' from those new timber sales go into federal coffers. That could mean nothing from new logging contracts will be shared with the counties that house those forests."

you have seven days

It's amazing that in a time of genocide, a campaign of persecution against trans people, attacks on the homeless, record levels of wealth inequality, and the fascist occupation of major US cities, the best that Dems have to offer is the Patrick Bateman ass governor of CA and that rat McKinsey Pete.

It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates

An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life

good morning

Oh weird, I thought Bobby Kennedy was going to stop big pharma. Sorry I'm being handed an update that Bobby Kennedy is insane and fucks collies in his spare time

I don’t know why this incenses me as much as it does, but it does: we very likely have a thousand plus Mozarts *right now*. But they make non-Western art in economically destitute conditions so they have to do other work to pay bills; if you cared, UBI’d be more important to you than going to space

Quote with a fantasy being that isn't a vampire or werewolf

manatee sighting

y'all ever think about how if a bug lands on your car and you drive like half a mile away, he/she'll probably will never see their family again?