Artist: @dudolf.bsky.social

Oh my god @mccurdyc.dev I'm so sorry for contributing to inflicting what turned into www.mccurdyc.dev/posts/2025/0... on you That's a Thick scrollbar

Any other people I know (or who know me, or who want to come say hi) who are currently at #WHY2025?

We are finally ready to announce that EMF 2026 will happen on July 16-19, 2026, at Eastnor Castle Deer Park, Herefordshire. Expect more updates soon as we start spinning up the organisation again.

Woo, EMF 2026 dates are announced (social.emfcamp.org/@emf/statuse...) - July 16-19, 2026 this time.

since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it... i now unveil to you my greatest invention: color bars pride flag

It's never a bad time to remind everyone:

I've had the "auth" org on the Sentry hosted SaaS product for ages (judging by my email, 2019). This leads to the hilarious consequence that sentry.io/auth/ leads to a signin page that sends me an email saying you requested access, but the actual login page for Sentry is at sentry.io/auth/login/

Is it just me that's like "hmm, this supposed 'new UK-EU deal' to allow UK citizens to use EU e-gates comes very suspiciously close to when EES is supposed to come into effect"? I mean, I'm sure the details of said deal will take until, say, October to hammer out...

lol, oops mastdatabase.co.uk/blog/2025/05...

If you’ve sent me a text and I didn’t respond please know that I didn’t forget you, you’ll live on in my subconscious as a vague sense of dread forever

Well, guess checking in is optional then :p

I love nonsensical SMSes from my mobile phone carrier

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

Me to someone at work, about the Student Loans Company in the UK: Yeah, it does feel like they've outsourced their accounting software to Fujitsu, like the Post Office (for those not in the know: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British...)

Out and about, and I get a flat tyre No problem, I have a spare inner tube My bike handpump decides to give up after 3 or 4 pumps Welp, guess I'm being told Not To Continue This Trip :p

Happy Friday, everyone

Monzo running stand-in on GCP is terrifying, but at least it's just stand-in so even if I'm having a bad day I can still buy lunch :p

"I have therefore enquired how many current members are individuals, and we have discovered only one. We hope that can be resolved by agreement with the member concerned."

Leetle #3 1/6 0:57 [3 lines] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 leetle.app I mean if there's a standard library class to do the thing I guess I'll just use that

reminder! if you haven't downloaded your data export yet, you should do it as soon as possible. december 31 will be your last day but you really should not cut it close to the wire. read more here: cohost.org/staff/post/7...

Gods, I love experiencing Nextdoor solely through the junk they email to me

Captain: "I would ask that you please adhere to the seatbelt signs whenever they are illuminated" Instructions unclear, now superglued to the light cluster above my seat

I have reached the "look I'm just going to do whatever to get this video out the door" stage of trying to mass-edit lots of festival talks Maybe we'll actually finish publishing the talks in the same year as the event actually happened

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Cryptography Engineer: The cup matches the test vectors in the specification

It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die

Trying to find the motivation to do anything is hard. Wavering between "should update Gerrit for The Distro/TVL folks" and "should fix up some of the videos that need uploading from EMF 2024 so we can get some more of them up" but neither is appeals rn Might lie in bed and watch Andor instead

Finally decommissioning my Mercurial repos (on Heptapod) and moving over to Git (on Forgejo). Sorry, Mercurial. jj has won my heart.

Pour one out for @krisnova.net who isn't alive to witness this moment of everyone from tech twitter finally being set free from the social gravity hellhole of Xitter.

Mentally I'm here today

I watched A Scanner Darkly (2006) at the BFI IMAX today (no, not in IMAX, just digital 2K), and forgot that Alex Jones has a cameo A bit of a double-take honestly, hah

@coppetsan.bsky.social ⚠️ coppet detected

Me meeting new nerdy queer people on this app

them: hello oomfies me: yes, my out of memory ... fies

Hey! 👋🏽 I’m back. Is anyone still here or seeing this?

My friend gave me this mug…

I took a stained glass course a few years ago and Im hooked. I love it.

fishy is my friend :3 Art by @takaalive.bsky.social!

trying every item in your inventory

new bluesky, who dis?

Combining Nix, Bazel, and Rust is an unholy abomination that was not meant to be in a single project. ...yes, I'm trying to update the nixpkgs packaging of Envoy. Bazel engineers seem to _love_ downloading binaries off the internet and running them...

I spent today trying to figure out the best way to implement a weak value map in Go, and until the weak package/runtime.AddCleanup lands I think my best bet is to... implement reference counting with runtime.SetFinalizer. Oh, joy.

I've taken two days off work for Space Age... but only in November because I'm busy with other travel for the next two weeks 😭

Oh no, I've been made ｗｉｄｅ

Sleepy but need to play video games

Omg, they grow up so fast! They're killing their first industry! 😍

I have been trying to sleep for 4 hours and have to get up in 1 hour to catch a flight. I don't think this has gone my way.