my buddy just raised a really good question. how has my hair not fallen out because of this job.

Me when somebody brings up the rapture:

If the rapture TikTokers never log in again after today I will respect them forever

Can’t come in to work today. Raptured.

If you're still here by wednesday you're Left Behind. no "ohhh we got the date wrong" take backsies

I dont support charities. People already sit to much. How about a joggity for once

Gonna need to sleep for about a thousand years after this one

Some guy in the 90s: she called me a busta?

I remain dedicated to the cause, not so much to the effect

Hi

Cheese is cool

Happy one year anniversary of video on Bluesky

20d20 psychic damage

Is it normal in a startup for your competitors to call for your prosecution. I don’t remember Paul Graham writing about that

Seize the means of distribution. All other forms of power are secondary

We got the meats

Pippy 2028

somebody compromised my malware packages on npm and put useful code in them

will this PR be graded on a curve

gender crisis! at the apple store

Right that's correct. My internal proposal, which the team is still discussing so I'm talking out of turn here, is that applications handle user-oriented access control. This would enable use-case specific subprotocols

The drumbeat for private accounts and private posts is going to make incremental work on private data on-protocol real hard To avoid confusing everyone we might need to make sure that at least private posting comes out when private data does

politicians, CEOs, and CTOs mimicking trump's posting style

IT'S ME, YOUR FAVORITE ALT ACCOUNT. HUGE NEWS. I ATE A GREAT BURRITO. LIKE AND FOLLOW

Do you ever think about how, if it were biologically possible, we would’ve evolved wheels instead of legs

do I have a real problem, or do I have ants in the pants

The world's problems all boil down to too many ants in the pants. Everybody got ants in the pants.

A website that looks like news but rewrites the articles for everyone who visits using an LLM to make it slightly different so people can never agree on what’s happening

this is the future sam altman wants

It's like an iron law of social media that asserting it's good that you can block people or remove replies will bring out the most dogshit repliers

Beware of people selling a book

Been up late nights for 4 weeks inventing “woke 2.0” really excited for this one

pop fandoms will hit you with a random "@pippy DO SOMETHING!!" and the ask is to make taylor swift trend

Let’s lay off the opinions, guys. It’s too many

super cool to be working on a saturday to apply fixes to a thing we don't want to do, and to get a big dose of fediverse people shitting on us

kissin that fish big time

Some cats are born with thumbs this is crazy

[impressing my date] I know what databricks actually is

You’re telling me that the guy who got kicked out of PayPal for creating a credit card that didn’t do credit checks and for trying to force a total stack rewrite from Linux to Microsoft in 2000-late to stay ahead on tech trends is now trying to sell a pedophilic AI waifu?

With all horror films, the true monster is metaphors

[turning hat backwards] you know who else had an investment bubble,

used to be if you wanted me to watch a video of jesus karate chopping a clown in the throat, you had to put in hours to create that horse shit. I'd hate it, but I respected the hustle. those days are gone

5 day taco bender

increasing my microoverbacks by having a headache in the morning and feeling great in the evening

before you're allowed to build a new feature on the social app, you're required to kiss 1000 fish on the lips. it hurts feature velocity somewhat

the database is a social network

this basically sums up the difference between atproto and blockchain

someday theyre gonna let me build a database

something is in the water. people are sipping that "advocacy by being insufferable" juice. who is selling that juice man, that's bad juice

Did this chicken sandwich take blockchain money? I demand to know. I refuse to eat anything with BCM in it (block chain money)