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#POLITICS 'Greenland was a breaking point': EU allies say Trump dug his own grave www.rawstory.com/trump-eu-ira...

#NZPOL www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

May he never know a days peace, may he never sleep untroubled again, may he live constantly looking over his shoulder for a long, miserable, friendless, broken life.

Trumps allowing money to Russia who target American service personnel for Iran, and they are doing nothing about it. Still, he attacks Zelensky, it’s bizarre

Me and my mate Supergrass doing the gardening. (He's not very good at all the edges. Most edges are fine, just some need touching up every few weeks)

Me: *SITTING AT MY DESK DOING MASSIVE BURPS* My dad: There is someone at the door Me: Nah, it's alright dad I was just burping My dad: I saw the door move Me: It was a really big burp! Neighbour: HELLO, I AM HERE I JUST BOUGHT YOU SOME FEIJOAS Me: *mortified*

translation "I fucked this up now you have come and save me so I can continue to be the best

its a bit late for that I think

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is it now a defense that you might loose your job because you caused damage to another by assaulting them. I wonder is a gang member would be allowed this defense ?

#CatPics #Cat #Cats #CatsOfBlueSky #CatsOnBlueSky #Feline #Felines #Furbabies #Pets #PetSky #AnimalPics #Animals #Caturday #Discover #HappyCaturday *** Happy Caturday! ***

#NZPOL www.samoaobserver.ws/category/sam...

Jake Long was caught in a “catch a predator” sting. This guy is a pedo? No way. www.thebulwark.com/p/how-catch-...

Oranga Tamariki reports it is 'off-track' dealing with critical reports of concern

Person hit by truck in Pukekohe

Quite so. Sad and sorry that this is no surprise. Gummint sucks.

📢 The 79-year-old was well-known for his love of the game as a member of the West End Tennis Club.

📢 Police want to speak with a man with spikey hair who wears a coat with "buttons down the front and deep pockets on the side". 👉 Report issues, make suggestions

#CoC #nzpol

You can run, but you can't hide #NZPol

Iran's leadership believes its ballistic missile and drone strikes have successfully degraded key US radar systems and depleted interceptor stockpiles. They've effectively pushed back the US. Officials are now weighing a strategic shift toward Israeli targets in the coming days.

Spotted in front of Heritage Foundation, DC. Golden Age baby!

1. Is Lindsey Graham the U.S. Secretary of State now? Is he coordinating these threats against a U.S. ally with the White House? Now he is demanding that a top U.S. ally enter a regime-change war? And then threatening, “Hopefully this changes soon… if not, consequences will follow.”

Police ramp up recruitment efforts in Auckland as drain to Australia slows

Mate, they don’t want you at all. Why is that so hard for you to understand?

#NZPOL NZ faces momentous economic & security crisis but Government largely silent open.substack.com/pub/mountain...

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But they break six before they realise it ain’t a push fit.

It's so funny to me @dimsie.bsky.social that in the end it has come down to him not being able to be told, just as we had seen from the very start - incredible stuff #NZPol

the quiet part is he does not care how many die. He knows he will be protected by the secret service.

She didn’t cut him in.

Prim Minister Christopher Luxon says Cabinet colleagues back him, won't stand down as National's leader

Christopher Luxon awakens from a coma to find National polling at 28% and Nicola Willis hovering by the life support switch #NZPol

Pete Hegseth folded on Russian intelligence targeting US troops, what a fucking coward lol

Zelensky made visit at the frontline in Druzhivka. The city is one of the fortress cities in Donetsk region, which Russians desperately have been trying to take for 4 years. Zelensky made clear that not even an inch of Ukrainian territory will be given to Russians. Ukraine will win 🇺🇦🫡

"The woman’s central allegation, according to FBI summaries of her interviews with investigators, known as FBI 302s, is that Trump hit her after she bit his penis when he attempted to force her to perform oral sex." www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

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Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda. The public vote to name your Bretwalda's new royal barge continues. However, William on the Hill has suspended betting on HBS Cunty McCuntface. That is all.

In today’s Weekend Herald

67% of Reform MPs have previously been elected as representatives of the Conservative Party. They broke the country last time; do you trust them to fix it?

1. The tariffs are paid by US consumers 2. Greenland isn't for sale 3. Go f**k yourself

British response to the film about Melania Trump: If they were screening it for free at the bottom of my garden I'd shut the curtains.

In 15 years when Peter Mandelson is next sacked from the government, having been caught red-handed robbing a bank, commentators will confidently predict that his career is definitely over this time.

My old pal @mortenmorland.bsky.social celebrating my 15th anniversary in Downing Street in style

Happy pancake day! Nigel Farage is a tosser.