Eternal water? Does anyone buy a second bottle?

I guarantee that @clydemckinley.bsky.social has NO idea where I am

And there you are, tempting me…

There is no such thing as “pre-ordering.” You’re ordering it! Narrator: no such thing as pre-boarding or pre-heating, either.

Some “war zone.” LAPD in front of me, City Hall behind.

For once I don’t wish I were @clydemckinley.bsky.social or an Oscar Mayer weiner. Clyde has high swells in the middle of nowhere, while I’m watching his Mariners lead the fuckin’ Padres, 4-0.

Meatball cone Bronx

Ooo…

Oh, yeah? “Bleep you, motherfucker!”

Bueller? Bueller?

Being an asshole runs in the family

Jackie Robinson and Pee Wee Reese. Opposite of fucking MAGA.

What a shame to be reading on the porch during perfect weather.

Here’s one from the Gus the Licking Dog file…

Shy artist meeting

More Chicago. The lake on a 73-degree day in July. What a gift, right @anet2111.bsky.social ?

More Chicago

Lunch, Chicago, great friend, 73 degrees. In July.

Chicago is what’s up.

Ugh. Brussels Sprouts.

There’s nothing quite like being on schedule

Time line cleanse: Is there anything sweeter than a child lovingly petting a puppy?

It’s time for Dodger baseball ⚾️!

Dodgers-Yankees? Don’t even think about having a Dodger Dog. You’re having two.

Fascinating

A little privacy?

That little sign on the fence in the back of the photo is a warning that there is no lifeguard on duty. Not really a surprise, I’ve never seen a lifeguard watching over a flat lot of dirt.

The “garbage bowl”

Early. LA 1-0 after one.

3-1/2 hours ‘til the game and I’m nervous af.

I wanna go swimming!

Now Trump wants a trade war with China While he strolls the fairways at Medinah The moron wants war Whenever he’s sore And screeches just like a bird myna

Trump is prez and he’s not adult Still a child who lives by insult Gee, now I’m beggin’ To go back to Reagan And look to the stars to consult

His book’s “Master of the Squeal” Because he got such a raw deal? Surely you jest It’s’ ‘cuz he’s the best At grabbing and copping a feel

If you’re amped for a rally of Bund I’d say your piano’s not tuned The crowd he’ll be tweaking I hear when he’s speaking He’ll mention that he and Vlad spooned

Weather in SoCal can be boring 😴, but not today—high winds, sleet, rain, snow, and sunshine. Snow level is only 3000’.

Kings vs Molding Nights

Feeding the homeless

It’s a C O U P Repost this

She's looking for her old Twitter friends. @dogm0m.bsky.social Follow and repost, please. Thank you, loves. 💕

Stand clear, dammit. Doors are closing!

Ripped kids’ clothes? Won’t they do this anyway within ten minutes?

👋🏻 say hi if you love peace ☮️ Let’s see how far this goes! Repost! 🦋🎶🤘🏻

Dinner time

Quick one day vacation. I gotta worry about Social Security and medical stuff, so this will do.

A marine layer is normal in San Diego. April through June. It’s January.

We’re all waiting 8 minutes until it’s officially 8:00 🕗 and they open.