A whole two? In a row?

For your amusement www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...

Oh you're Cnut now

Oooo! Grey Wagtail!

Does M'Lady B have the bed adorned with a plethora of ornamental cushions?

Still going and looking for Wulfikins www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

Are you denying it?

You can lust after Olivia Coleman.

You're bored aren't you?

Well at least you got past the cutting room floor this time.

Wulfhelm. Bretwalda and Great Leader. Strong of arm and fierce in battle. Except when he's sick and the almost inperceptible breeze of a squirrel fart would floor him. I really should stage a coup but I couldn't be arsed cleaning up the mess he made.

Would you like my dentist’s contact details?

The shake of a lamb's tail perchance?

Here we have next door's cat Tonto. There are two magpies either side of the camera alarm calling at her. They're less than a metre from her. She chases them but they're back within seconds. Black and white hooligans.

Have you taken your Statin?

Happy New Year Muthasquiggers!

Are you dead?

You poor thing. Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Nothing fatal I hope.

So you weren't elected then?

This doesn't get us any closer to your election result.

Your election still hasn't been declared. How long does it take to count to one?

You poor child.

No fatted calf then?

You are a low rent James Mason.

What do you prefer?

Some of you may remember I was trying to get this Radxa Rock 3C up and running as a SQL Server. This was partially successful in that I got MariaDB and phpMyAdmin working which enable me to remotely maintain the thing via a Browser but I couldn't access the SQL server remotely so I parked it. /1

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026

Knives out: The Fallen Hat

Twat.

All the animals

How shall I fuck off?

Tom Burgess makes this cheese with summer milk from his pasture fed cows in West Wicklow. The golden colour of this handmade, clothbound cheddar really stands out on our cheese counter. It is meaty, brothy with notes of a rich stock. It is aged for a minimum of one year, often reaching 14-18 months.

I hope you had a good (and healthy) Yuletide my nemesis.

Who knew that this little tree electronic kit would lead an innocent squirrel down the path of World domination. Muhahaha!

Merry Christmas Squirrelytes!

IT'S CHRISTMAS! 🎄

The Stewards have considered and overruled the Referee's controversial decision and awarded you the score of .... 10/10

I did.

This is our bedroom. We do not have a cat.

1280 LEDs (5 x 256 LED panels) all controlled by WLed on an ESP32. It's slightly smaller than A3.

Chris Rea. 😢 I wonder which road he's on?

In the midst of battle. Earl Marshall, advance on the left flank. Woof! Squirrel!