Never drinking again. I dreamt that someone made me Pope and @confusedgibbon.bsky.social has a secret butt plug called Cyril. I don't think those two things are connected although you never know with the Clergy and monkeys.

@theselectfyrd.bsky.social Cheers my friend. I shall drink a non-alcoholic beer in your honour.

Following on from the dodgy science in Project Hail Mary... youtu.be/U477LDPpnsI

Lodgers!

Exterminate!

At 18:15 yesterday the temperature in my greenhouse peaked at 56.96°C

It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum.

@themeadhallbard.bsky.social In response to your new avatar

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image.

Boston bar manager of the Scots. They drank the place dry, all that was left was Bud Light. Good to see the Scots have standards even on tour.

@un-ness-assary.bsky.social Yay! You go girl!

Privetpig! Who appears to be rolling on slugs. (near the end)

This is one of this year's kits who appears to have mislaid some of his tail. He's called Halftail.

Prison, with the option of drowning, a horrible disease and no riff raff? Cunard it is then!

The gulls were going ballistic a the top of next door's garden. Apparently gulls don't like herons.

It's interesting that when I suggested @wulfhelm.bsky.social would fellate a weasel for sixpence people questioned the amount, questioned the species but readily accepted he would fellate a small animal for financial gain.

@themeadhallbard.bsky.social Is Ness'ssssss'sss adventure post "pinned" to the Wülferhampton feed?

This, whatever it is, has your Bretwalda's full support.

There's a thing where you can donate cash monies. AND. YOU. WILL.

Le Mans For anyone wanting live timing but not wanting to pay for FIAWEC+ It is actually available free at: livetiming.fiawec.com #lemans

Le Mans! 🏁

Awwww. Poor wee mite. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Fox being chided by a magpie. The magpie was sitting on one of my other wildlife cameras - video in next post.

A brief message from Belfast. It's the same places that flare up for different reasons every time. The deprived areas run by thugs. The same thugs you see the world over with flags tattooed on their dicks or tits. It's got fuck all to do with immigration. It's about power, control and money.

This is the hard drive out of the Roland Digital Audio Workstation. I've replaced it with an SD Card. It's a massive 3.2GB. It's 28 years old. It works perfectly.

American YouTuber vs Rest of the world YouTuber

How the fuck did you get in there?

Project Hail Mary What the fuck was that?

Now that you're sorted you have barkings to transcribe.

If you can, support this special young lady.

9/21 on a quiz set by a squirrel? Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Badgers don't eat slugs but the slugs don't know that! youtu.be/ETcujikNStQ

We have a working Tascam! Yay!

Three of the little blighters!

@mesnilman.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

@un-ness-assary.bsky.social Additional..... Are you wanting to record your voice?

@un-ness-assary.bsky.social You can get yourself tied in knots with onboard video. For most people 1080p @ 25/30fps is more than good enough. I know you say you'll be going fast but you won't be going adventure sports fast - nowhere near it. I reckon you'll be mooching along at 15/20kph. /1

Your prose is an inspiration to us all.

Lovely clean removal!

Looking at the Tascam and Roland Digital Audio Workstations it looks like the Tascam is more suited to my needs. However, it turns out Input A is faulty. After a reasonably tricky disassembly and poke about with the meter it transpires that the Input Level Pot is not potting. See cotton bud arrow.

Following on from my rewinding comments earlier www.theguardian.com/environment/...

You got the horn?

The final CNC Lathe recommissioning video. youtu.be/Pvz_ziC4TSE

The young vixen June 1st, 2026 youtu.be/IbiM-7y2F4A

@wulfhelm.bsky.social Piprep?

Hello. This is Tiny Tim, one of last year's kits.

Listen to the ground There is movement all around There is something goin' down And I can feel it

No. Don't see me in that list.