She can probably read even though she's a Yingee.

Because you're a twat?

Fuck off.

It's called skiing.

@poisonousratbag.bsky.social 50? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Happy Birthday! <snortlaugh>

Yay! The badgers are back! Haven't seen them all winter until a couple of nights ago. This is a youngish one - probably one of last years cubs.

Opticron? Was that your purchase?

If you see this, post a legendary space traveler.

It's too late. Fuck 'em. They made their bed.

There is no cart.

Bye bye wank panzer Hello little electric thing

TITHES -› CHURCH FUCK ALL -> WULFHELM

Watch you don't spit your teeth out.

For some reason every time Trump is mentioned I start singing Death on Two Legs by Queen in my head. youtu.be/kqVpk0qxmfA?...

Do it yourself ya lazy twat.

You just want to impress Fiona Bruce with your big weapon

Sounds fair

And this, children, is a lesson not learned.

Running the lathe in CNC mode for the first time. Sorry for the delay, it's been and absolutely miserable winter and everything in the garage was damp with the incessant rain. Roll on spring! youtu.be/aHBRr8_B0OA

HBS Punctured

I really should apply but I couldn't be arsed.

After a miserable winter and a holiday I finally felt motivated to get back in the garage. Datums datumed Offsets offset Chucks checked Program written And ...... It only went and fucking worked!

I'm ba-ack Squigglets! Miss me?

Home soonish

It's the final cocktail!

Follow The Almighty Popetato @thomasashman64.bsky.social or I'll be cross. He got locked out of his old account. Idiot!

Beware of shorts/swimmers with an aggressive gusset.

Mrs S and I are having our 10th Wedding Anniversary today, together for 24 years. She might be the one.

Happy Mondayeve to all you not quite retired folk out there.

Cheers muthafuckas!

Mrs Squigg has a puzzle book. She looks up at me and asks what can you put in front of "way" to make another word. I suggested "awimbe".

An announcement from El Squigg of Mercia. Grand Keeper of the Big Tree. Squirrel Archimandrite. I would like to state that current world events and my absence from Mercia are entirely coincidental and are in no way connected. It wasn't me. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

I think you're an entirely suitable candidate.

Mojito sunset.

Sometimes I am forced to agree with you.

I heard your chiropodist has invested in a battery angle grinder.

This morning's playlist

@nootpinguwalda.bsky.social For you

Are you going to dance around them to Iron Maiden?

Friday morning

Ess Eff Legal

Mojito and Statin. That'll do nicely.