i have enough of an MGS comic backlog that i can describe @apachesmash.bsky.social’s blindfolded boss run from today

Let's get ready for #SGDQ2026!!!!!! Here are some important dates to be aware of! *SGDQ 2026 takes place from July 5-11 in Minneapolis, MN

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Jesus Fucking Christ

I’m always heartened to see fair critiques of leftist politicians in office from the left, because the actual embrace of democratic values like holding people in office accountable is one of the key differences between the right and the left

Warm, Syrupy Pleasure Coursing Through Man’s Veins After Big Hit Of Mattress https://theonion.com/warm-syrupy-pleasure-coursing-through-man-s-veins-afte-1819579635/

all eyes now turn to truth social, where the president is expected to respond from the toilet any minute now

Eric Dane has sadly passed away at the age of 53.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

tbt when i read that post to actual damon albarn www.vulture.com/2021/11/damo...

Charges against Former Prince Andrew must be dropped if it’s determined that raping teenagers was an official act. by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett)

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Recent Sony game studio acquisitions - 2021: Nixxes - 2021: Firesprite (layoffs in 2024) - 2021: Bluepoint (closed in 2026) - 2022: Valkyrie Entertainment - 2022: Haven Studios - 2022: Bungie (layoffs in 2024; new game soon) - 2022: Neon Koi (closed in 2024) - 2023: Firewalk (closed in 2024)

Mamdani after weeks of people saying he'd disappoint eventually:

Joe and Merrick didn't get rid of this guy and Chuck and Hakeem keep handing over your tax money to him. The VOTERS saved the country in 2020 and the people we put in power pissed all that hard work away. They're not leaders. Demand more from your candidates.

Biden would’ve been instantly impeached in a bipartisan vote if he put his face on the freakin’ Department of Justice building

“Looksmaxxers” are losers and freaks, but we let them steer the culture when we adopt their terminology.

it’s really annoying that the ‘defund the police’ conversation in the mainstream is only ever “should we have more or less police officers?” and not the “police officers shouldn’t be armed with riot gear and tanks and also can kill people” conversation

Yet another sad reminder that there is a two-tiered justice system in America: One for the rich. Another for everyone else. If elites can be held accountable in other parts of the world, why can't they be held accountable in America?

Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

In 2024, Jeff Bezos decided that the Washington Post should no longer endorse presidential candidates. Here's why it will endorse JD Vance in 2028.

Spread the word!

To use a famous quote here: we give that grace to young players

yes No government funding for USA Olympic athletes Only the top few athletes in many sports get funding from their federations, and they still need to pick up sponsorships to make a good living. Many potential Olympians quit bc normie jobs make more money. And you don't really hear about it on NBC!

A$AP Rocky dropped. Baby Keem drops tomorrow. Bruno Mars drops next week. Frank Ocean is out of excuses bro!!!

Today we are launching a new intitative of Stand With Minnesota—KeepMNHoused.com, a rent-relief campaign backed with a $1.5 matching fund from the Wilson Foundation. Thousands of MN families are at risk of eviction because of the ICE occupation’s lasting impacts. We can keep them housed.

There's a lot of writers in many fields whose work I respect that are still on Substack If the Nazi shit wasn't enough for whatever reason, this should get them to move somewhere else for the love of god

Statement from Virginia Giuffre’s family: “Our broken hearts have been lifted by the news that no one is above the law, not even royalty... He was never a prince. For survivors, everywhere, Virginia did this for you.”

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

But you don't have to take my word for it

I once went to KFC and they told me their fryers weren’t working so they didn’t have any chicken and did I still want anything, and I was like wtf do they even mean? like a Pepsi and loose corn?

Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/

A dozen is good but too few. If you are an elected Democrat in congress, there are 2 ways to engage with the SOTU with integrity: 1) Don't go. 2) Go and get kicked out, Al Green style. Everything else is wimpy.

Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker https://theonion.com/revised-national-parks-webpage-describes-harriet-tubman-as-human-trafficker/

trigger happy havoc! started the year playing the danganronpa games and i'm hooked.. massively.... #danganronpa #cigart

You might never get a better deal for this series holy shit

I will say that with every type of behavior that has become derogatorily named “Bluesky Behavior” in my mind, the five most annoying instances of each one are all from Twitter four years ago

lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day

I have many words for these people that would absolutely get me in trouble

You can completely uninstall/disable copilot on Windows. Your system and local search will run faster afterward. www.howtogeek.com/how-to-rip-o...

There was A Lot Going On there of course but one thing few people seemed to realize was that elite promotion of antivax advocacy on the right in 2021-22 was in part designed to prolong the pandemic and deny Biden and the Dems credit for a quick economic recovery

35 years of speed. 💙 Show your spirit as we continue celebrating Sonic Rewind with new Sonic Mania designs. The Sonic 35th Anniversary merch collection is now live: amzn.to/4aW3sX2

maybe we can talk about this once it’s the common dem position to affirm the humanity and rights of trans people at least as directly as he has

BREAKING — WE WON! DC Superior Court Judge Darlene Soltys ordered the DC Metropolitan Police to produce ALL body cam footage of the March 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace within 14 days. Thanks to my @rcfp.org lawyers for their tireless work. Details on thehandbasket.co later today!

I hope New Yorkers will challenge Mamdani about this. Too often, people feel they need to be absolutely for or against a politician — ignoring their missteps or throwing them out with the bathwater. You can like and/or believe in someone and still challenge them to deliver on their promises.