SIC ‘EM

you chose well, New York City

“Why are so many men having sex with couches these days”

Andresen could have paid to consult with people from a wide variety of perspectives who actually know things, but instead he seems to have gotten a book list from some far right “free thinker” and pickled his brain in a stew of illiberal gibberish.

nobody’s talking about Angel Moms anymore, how odd. anyway, here’s Lawrence O’Donnell youtu.be/O5Vkv2E-NB4?...

josh shapiro has awful name recognition, minimal charisma, and an unshakable determination to run on a single unpopular issue. somebody please throw a quarter billion dollars at him

"...yet another iteration of Trump and his supporters’ push to shape D.C. to their liking — which has extended from policing to golf courses and cultural centers." The feds blocking a new school in DC because the architecture isn't classical enough. Statehood yesterday

We're suing the Trump administration for illegally withholding billions of dollars for the Second Avenue Subway extension. For months, they’ve stood in the way of progress. New Yorkers can’t afford to wait.

this strikes like a hammer:

they made a plushie too!!!

is 2026 the year i try deliriants. why or why not. i think i have the right mind for that kind of experience

doing my little spreadsheets

Only one way this ends. US declares victory and stops. The question is whether it takes a day, a week, a month, a year, or a decade. In the meantime Iran and Lebanon are bombed into dust, Middle East airspace is closed, Israelis are running to shelters, Japan and India go into recession, Putin grins

Ukraine is an absolute goldmine of knowledge on modern warfare, and every country in Europe has much to learn from it. We need to step up collaboration immediately, massively fund its domestic missile and drone programs, and learn from its experience

Still blows my mind that Confirmed Russian Asset Tim Pool still has a platform. But I guess that’s the times we’re living in. Guys caught in 4K taking Kremlinbux to destroy their own nation and their audiences just kind of shrug

Mohammad Nazeer Paktiawal was taking his children to school on Friday morning when eight masked ICE agents detained him. He Saturday.

DeLuzio?? holy shit

Wikipedia's birthday logo overhwhelms me with an unbearable motherly instinct. Baby Globe i would do anything for you. i wouldn't dream of disabling you

“i knew the bees would swarm me. i predicted it a long time ago”

Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

I personally think a future Dem Congress should create a subcommittee solely dedicated to making this guys life a living hell

They bombed Iran for content and now they dont know what to do.

lmao phrenology for marc andreesen ONLY

I miss when billionaires used to implode 3000 m underwater

not depressed, *hungry.* do you make this mistake sometimes

🇬🇪The persistence of the Georgian public and the unified opposition is starting to pay off. Domestic non-recognition and international isolation are driving Georgian Dream crazy and weakening the regime.

a fundamental thing about trump is that other people literally do not exist to him. he does not perceive them to be real.

Scrubs? Firefly? Buffy? Fuck all these reboots. Bring back Small Wonder as a dark comedy drama about a fucked up weirdo who creates a chatbot "daughter," you cowards

When he said China was one of the nations he was expecting to come help you knew he was just throwing shit at the wall praying something stuck

the last oscars joke last night didn't work for my wife bc she didn't know who mr beast was. can you imagine being that free

look i’m happy for people’s career ambitions when they get hired at NYT. i know it’s a big deal. but every time NYT hires a decent honest person they are just disguising themselves. *however clean you are, jumping into a cesspool will never make the cesspool clean*

i haven’t had flu nor cold in almost 20 years. over that interval i’ve l stopped being lactose intolerant (i can eat any amount of yogurt and ice cream without issue) and my severe allergies are gone (i used to take at least one Benadryl a day!) i should donate my cadaver to science

you’re not smart, trying to defend graham “the plant” platner. you’re not seeing past the bullshit. you ARE the bullshit

stitches come out tomorrow, two weeks after incision

Wishing there was a hell for whomever granted Polymarket and other prediction platforms license to exist. The money being made by corrupt government officials is obscene.

i don’t think we can allow this shit to continue

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

meantime normie Dems and leftists point fingers at each other over what seems like the inevitability that we’re running a lying Nazi against Sue Collins. almost like as a party we’re addicted to losing

he’s “demanding” that our longtime friends WHOM HE HAS ROUTINELY INSULTED AND ABUSED come to his rescue. and if they don’t? will he increase their tariffs?

It’s too bad we gutted the State Department and the National Security Council is just Marco Rubio running from one seat to another around an empty Situation Room conference table, talking to himself

On top of that, he's spent the last year like shit—threatening them with tariffs, insulting them, and even threatening to annex some of their territory. Now he comes crawling to them asking for help? I'd tell him to fuck off too.

Failing to prosecute Trump for obstruction of justice over his Russia ties was a gigantic mistake. There is a sick relationship between Putin and Trump, and we need to know exactly what it is.

this is genuinely how you end up sending oil to $250-300

hell yeah. do that shit

Pornhub search "they go to a museum and have a nice day"

I wonder if more tariffs could help. Has anyone suggested that to Trump