All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”

tfw you reply to something and it has a like before it appears on your screen. And will you look at that: the fucking Yuri bots are back.

*sigh* Welp, I wasn't aware of that. Do better, novelty bot writers.

Yes, definitely disappointed in myself. Those are rookie numbers.

@profanity.accountant I guess I want to know how disappointed in myself I should be.

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Technically “fuck around and find out” is the scientific method

I don't say much about Gaza fundraisers because I do believe legitimate ones exist, but the one I just saw was too flagrant to ignore: multiple brand-new (<24h), similarly-named accounts with hundreds of posts each, sharing the same GFM with random parameters to evade matching. 1/🧵

And you can't just shrug it off because it's an op-ed. Some things are so harmful that we needn't entertain debate, the editorial stance should simply be "this is wrong, full stop." People should know it exists, but there's no need to weigh it as though it's a reasonable opinion.

The Des Moines Register published an op-ed by a man who believes in the great replacement theory and wrote for Vdare. The op-Ed argues no immigrant can be vetted enough to be safe to enter this country. White washing racism in the name of local journalism.

We have a HATTY 🗣️   Taylor Girard netted 3️⃣ last night against Ottawa, marking the first hat trick of the season and the first of her professional career!

You don't necessarily need to say "image of" in your alt text for users to know it's an image. Screen readers will announce that it's an image. But it can help readers to specify if it's a hand-drawn image, Polaroid, infographic, screenshot, chart, map, diagram, or so on.

Moxon’s Shaving Cream: “Never exonerate malice simply because it is also stupid.”

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lol I fucking knew that little shit wasn't to be trusted. Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.

That's gonna be a "go fuck yourself" from me, dawg

My least favorite phrase in hockey might well be "distinct kicking motion." Not necessarily because I think there was one on the Heineman goal (I legitimately think he was just trying to keep Brent Burns off him), but because hockey fans will argue about it for days.

Nothing to see here, just me once again wishing for timed mutes.

with the "Department of War" account on here not getting suspended for death threats I think it's fair to say that if you make a joke about killing someone on here, it's bad but if you mean it, it's fine? I dunno, policy needs tweaking I think

I just blocked someone I think is really cool because they said they'd be taking notes on everyone "defending pedos" by (checks notes) saying Patton Oswalt's ban was correct.

Today is apparently the day that I learn how many people I respect don't get that some rules have to be rigid to make any kind of T&S feasible at all. TL;DR: Patton Oswalt used violent language and his suspension is correct. Asserting otherwise opens the window for abuse by people you *don't* like.

So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig

It is past time to draw negative inferences from the destruction of evidence.

Failed a Wordle for the first time in a while. Really gotta remember that if I get that many yellows early, I need to set them aside and start eliminating other letters. (Non-NYT Wordle: jon-e.net/wordle.html)

Colorado's getting in on the action tonight! (Burbs of #Boulder County)

Free for the blocking: bsky.app/profile/skee... This account has fewer followers than I do and is obvious astroturf, but is getting treated like a main character anyway. You can opt out.

I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion

Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent. Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado. One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.

If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.

Voice mail left for both Colorado senators to tell them that promising a vote on the ACA subsidy extension is not enough: a bill without an extension should be a non-starter. If you've got a Democratic senator, you should call or email them too, to make the message clear to stand their ground.

"loss of our own dick was not in our projections while pulling the 'shoot off your own dick' lever"

✨ Please welcome Dani Chambers (@skinimini.bsky.social) to Anime Milwaukee 2026! She's best known for voicing Chise Hatori in The Ancient Magus' Bride, as well as Nilou in Genshin Impact, Raiha Uesugi in The Quintessential Quintuplets, and many others! #AMKE2026 #AnimeMilwaukee #Guest

looking back, "the first major chatbot became a nazi in 12 hours" and "the first image engine won't stop making biblically accurate eldritch horrors" should have sounded some alarm bells

Really love that the sandwich guy was on video whipping a sandwich at a CBP officer and right away was like "damn right I did that shit, I hit that pig with a sandwich" and the Justice Department tried to bigfoot the case and couldn't even get him on a misdemeanor because fuck you

Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.

"Don't get on your Ezra Klein Nonsense don't let Ezra Klein analyze this" all-timer lol Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Finally a big city mayor raised on “YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!”

you shouldn’t talk to a journalist about how people in need of abortions access them when abortions are outlawed, and this is no different. shutting the fuck up is free.

this was for a colorado measure guaranteeing universal free lunch for kids. funny how a short two-column table can say so much in so little space.

Swing voters stay home when they’re offered a choice of Status Quo and Status Quo but Meaner. Swing voters turn out when they’re offered a choice of progressive, forward, momentum.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'. Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy. [ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]

Plot twist: he voted for Sliwa.

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?

B A N G E R ALERT Every South Asian child in New York City should do a dance to this song at the next wedding they go to Singer is Salma Kausar and turns out I love her vibes src: www.instagram.com/reel/DQMjwOo...

God help me, I emailed Dick Monfort. Like, multiple paragraphs, thoughtful and not angry (well, maybe a little snarky), just expressing my thoughts on the #Rockies' front office situation. I have no idea what'll happen, if anything, but it was an interesting exercise regardless.

This is not a debate club. This is not an official government forum. This is not the United Nations. This is not even a college class. This is a social media website that I use to amuse myself and to talk to interesting people. And I find it much more amusing when I can block whoever I want.

The fact that you locked replies to followers only doesn't give me a lot of faith in the quality of that column. I like the community here, but I've had to block much more this last year. I'm also getting pretty pissed at how much management ignores/dismisses core users' concerns about safety.

You guys will eat infinite shit for a white guy who provides you with platitudes it’s a sad sight