“That was a good joke!” me, after I have definitely told a good joke

*passing a five-dollar bill from my right hand to my left* "Wow, my net worth just went up by five dollars thanks to the trust of a BIG very beautiful and elegant investor"

When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go Offline

i can't understand why anyone would be distrustful of this 41 year old 13 year old boy

social media has made it okay for people to share inside thoughts outside. but organizing is different. you have to think differently. somethings you want to say but cannot. and you must realize and accept that silence is your friend sometimes to do it effectively

For example the video yesterday of "ICE IS GASSING A DAY CARE RIGHT NOW!!" is the daycare right up the street from my house. I about shit my pants and raced out the door until I saw it was actually from Saturday. I already dealt with that daycare gassing, thank you. Please don't lie to me for likes

They wore yellow stars to complain about vaccine mandates

The 2025 shootings of Minnesota legislators were treated far too lightly. Media and the public moved on too fast without grasping the seriousness of assassination. These are life and death issues, not just differences of opinion the USA is working out. The reactionary right is ready to kill.

This Postman Situation is CONCERNING

Love is having Hero from the Spider-Man soundtrack stuck in your head and not inflicting it on your partner.

When you buy or ask a shop for any queer book, it makes a difference. It’s money where your mouth is, leaving publishers with no doubt that the world wants more queer stories and work by queer authors. Here’s my next one, what the book’s artist @korybing.bsky.social called “toxic dinosaur yuri.”

Made some weird little guys. Pestigors from the Warhammer Quest: Darkwater box. I am annoyed that a little paper glued inside a box makes taking pictures so much easier.

After executing Alex Pretti on Saturday, ICE has shifted to primarily targeting bus stops and elementary schools in my community this week. I cannot overstate how much of the ICE activity in my community is just targeting places where little kids are.

it reveals pretty plainly that "merit-based hiring" means "you belong to the correct class and hold the right set of identities"

Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.

as we celebrate the most sacred holiday in the calendar I just want to let everyone know that every small boulder is just a large boulder the size of a small boulder please use caution.

Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report

I made a post in 2020 talking about the dangers of long range acoustic devices (LRADs) being used at protests, and with everything happening in Minneapolis, I think it's time for an updated post in case anyone sees an LRAD at one of these protests (1/?)

guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS

If you're a nail polish person, the MN-based small polish maker Atomic Polish is selling Ice Out, and 100% of the proceeds of it are going to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund

It’s impossible to be in a bubble because they scream their beliefs everywhere and are boosted by every algorithm that makes rich dipshits money. You don’t have to seek it out unless you’ve got tapioca between your ears. I used to listen to Pod Save to know what the real enemy thought, though.

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

me reading your skeets

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

The truth of this comparison is that probably a lot of what these same chuds identified as a sophisticated insurgency in Iraq and Afghanistan was also just neighbours reacting and trying to keep each other safe at first, until these dinguses started shooting people and radicalized the survivors.

My greatest artistic aspiration is to write a science fiction story worthy of an adaptation where a beloved character actor pronounces robot “robit.”

The Surprising Physics behind Mommy

Talked to a patient at work and couldn’t respond personally. Born in Germany “as those horrors ended” and is now “going to die here in the US where it’s happening again.” “They’re murdering people in the streets” Then, with hope. “BUT … more people here are resisting sooner, ja?” I hope so.

Since Americans insist on parallels to Nazi-controlled Europe over the American history that inspired the Nazis, now is a good time to remind everyone that Anne Frank didn’t die in the gas chamber or by firing squad. She was kidnapped by the gestapo and died of typhus in a prison camp.

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During the Great Depression, the WPA hired 274 librarians, mostly local women, to carry books from local libraries to rural Appalachian residents, riding 100-120 miles a week, across rugged terrain. They also prepared special collection scrapbooks with recipes, canning techniques, how-to guides.

Every single artist that posts on BlueSky should have this saved to their computer because so many of you are posting character torsos all day. (created by @/whey.party)

Heyo, Chicago pals: Quick note that the executive vice president of the Bob Loquercio Auto Group is vociferously defending the murder of Alex Pretti. The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere. www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...

Finished is better than terrible #oldknees

- cancel all EOs - fire political appointees - strip clearances - appoint special prosecutor for DHS - hire a zillion IGs - investigate and prosecute crimes - investigate and refer policy violations for disciplinary action - recode ICE and CBP jobs out of 1811 series - revert name changes

i know 12-year-olds who can apply a tourniquet more appropriately and competently than ICE

If all you know is astroturf, real grass feels conspicuously alien.

I finished the thing www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic_8...

Fun fact this photo that always goes around is from the absolutely baller film about the assassination called Operacion Ogro (79) and thats a miniature of the car being blasted over a scale model! This is an official Basque Space Program fan account

Sabrina Carpenter’s Manchild video is just Serial Monogamy: The Movie. (complimentary)

With video of another street execution from ICE going around, a reminder that while video documentation of atrocities is important, you have no ethical obligation to watch videos of people dying. Traumatizing yourself isn’t advocacy. You do not have to watch the video to be outspoken against this

What's happening in Minnesota is one reason the Reconstruction Amendments banned insurrectionists from holding office. Unfortunately, the originalists on the Supreme Court interpreted the plain language of the amendment to mean its opposite.

I remain absolutely furious that all this shit in Minneapolis started because a barely-literate homeschooled mormon made a video trying to run up in daycare centers trying to find people of Somalian descent doing fraud despite the ringleader (a white woman) being in jail since March. Demonic.