I’m at the about 24hr mark, here’s my update: I felt pretty good until about 5-6pm last night & then I felt completely drained and very cold, slightly sore. I ended up needing sweats and a hoodie to sleep - which I never do- because I was so cold even under my usual layers of blankets.

lol they literally had an entire collab w/ the Cybertruck last summer & no one cared about that. TBH I’d rather see that disabled & removed from Fortnite & Rocket League than the emote “peaceful hips” which I’ve seen used zero times. The vehicle is used… a lot. www.fortnite.com/news/unlock-...

Get your boosters y’all

Plus BTW they’re part of the same network that aired and has exclusive streaming rights a particular thing.

Well it’s looks like “thoughts” - and “prayers” - *can* actually work 🙄

2006: Jacob Wilson to Jack Wilson 2025: Jack Wilson to Jacob Wilson

The 20th District IL State Senator @gracielaforsenate.bsky.social / @senatorguzman.bsky.social

Parker, just trying to watch the Bears game: … Me: The Lions ✨costumes✨ would be way better if the white or silver was sparkly or metallic fabric. @parkermolloy.com: … What? Me: it’s a missed opportunity is all I’m saying.

We’re watching Legion, the Marvel FX show that aired from 2017 to 2019, for the first time and *clearly* the new iPhone 17 pro color pallet is inspired by Season 1 Episode 6 🤣

Artist Credit: Tom Ryan on instagram - www.instagram.com/tips.are.app... We watched him draw these in pastel w/ marker details in like 5 mins each. It was wild and Tom is incredibly talented.

Ok so this might not be interesting to anyone except me and other people who are just as Normal about guitars but the bass guitar there is a Gibson Thunderbird (very famous model) and the guitar is a much less well known (but still cool) Guild model, also called the Thunderbird.

And @lillywachowski.bsky.social @kaylapekkala.com and @jael.bsky.social

Here's me, @bencollins.bsky.social @kaylapekkala.com and @jael.bsky.social

Okay for what it’s worth I WAS NEVER OPPOSED TO WATCHING IT 😂 I literally got back from a two week trip and just did not have the capacity to watch a movie, especially one that was going to be good.

"It is literally a before and after for me. I would not have the community that I have now, the partner I have now or the life that I have now without camp." -Jaime Gullotti, with @campcamp.com www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/fa...

It’s always: “which one of you is the muscular extrovert (butch) and which one is the demure introvert (femme)” And not “which one of you is the hot dog and which one of you is the hamburger” 🤷‍♀️😂 @superdawg.bsky.social

Well, that’s not what you want to see after an update 😬 Luckily it logged in correctly the second time.

Labubu, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya

Me, *opens bluesky for the first time today* …Whelp I think I’ve seen enough 😂

Can you believe it’s been a year since the whole Sticker Mule thing - and the WILD THING is I STILL SEE PEOPLE POST ON THREDS that they have just found out about how awful SM is… open.substack.com/pub/tinywere...

We’re cute 💖

Me, while driving: OMG that’s definitely a dick right? Like that’s a 🍆 on a billboard? Me: *slows down* Parker: 📸

Finally, an adult size Caprisun.

Oh and the “they” is fireworks. But we all know it’s fireworks, right?

Our poor dog (Tater Tot) has been on edge and needed to be on his sedation drugs all week because they’ve been so bad this year - I think worse than years past.

Did my part this morning and went in for jury duty, my 1st time being called in for it. Fortunately (& unfortunately for me seeing the rest of the process) they didn’t need a jury today so we were released very VERY early. Originally we were told that one judge was going to need a jury for a trial.

Murderbot is the best show you aren’t watching because Apple sucks at promoting their own programming.

Because their campaigns aren’t entirely built on the legacy of their last name

48hrs later (from when we tested on Monday night) and I’m still negative 🎉 Parker thinks I’m super immune lol Also ignore the ink smear that *apparently* wasn’t dry after the nearly 15mins when I picked up the card to move it. 🤷‍♀️

How I know that Bluesky is not Twitter: I wasn’t tagged a bunch times today telling me to “please come collect my wife” haha 😂

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The fake ads are the best part of @theonion.com's print edition

time for

Shit do I have to like sportsball now?

That’s an error warning I’ve never seen from Epic Games. I had to restart the entire PS5

I unfortunately had to wake this beast up so I could ✨go to my office✨ and do ✨work✨

Most of the shirt designs I have done are and will remain single, limited run. That's what's what I like to do. But some designs I've done have been so popular that people never stop bugging me about them, and they've been bootlegged 100s of times. So rawpaw.ink/collections/...

Here’s to another trip around the sun - thanks to a couple friends for meeting up for some pizza on a patio in the beautiful weather 🥳 Drink (NA): seedlip grove, lemon, demerara syrup, mint, cucumber & ginger beer Oh & yeah I’ve been rocking bangs since March can’t remember if I’ve posted that 😎

This is such a bizarre headline for something as simple as “Costco locations close for Memorial Day”

OMG 👁️👄👁️ … PS Check your propane tanks, my friends: www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...

I hope you had a great night at prom, Ginger & Chase! 🤣

Our apologies to everyone - we have told Tater Tot and Casserole that they need to tone it down a little. They can’t be doing zoomies so fast anymore that it sends out a “dust storm” across the area. 🤣 #dogsofbluesky

ben collins standing in a dark alleyway with one finger each in three onions, tapping them together like coke bottles in “the warriors”

I was in line at Walgreens when I looked down at the newspapers for sale, and wow! Hey! It's @katmabu.bsky.social right on the front page!

I had never seen this before and it delights me

Nothing to see here. Just @emilyjaynef.bsky.social being forcibly removed from NY-17 Rep. Mike Lawler's town hall tonight for having the temerity to act like a citizen of the United States. Hero.

The Onion is once again the only real news source

“Rest assured, the laws and regulations that protect against discrimination are well-established, and we will continue to follow them exactly as interpreted by those currently gutting them. This is not hypocrisy—it’s agile compliance.”

Cool.