Spies Like Us is basically a movie about Autism & ADHD saving the world

When I lived in a crappy apartment I had to pay rent to Summer Lane Mgmt but I actually wrote Slum Lord Management on the checks and the bank always cashed them without issue… and that’s why we should never get rid of cursive

Pretty soon they’re going to announce a new official Christian cross, also upside down

🧵In 8th grade I was walking behind a group of boys who were escorting the new exchange student to class. The exchange student told them “teach me something very cool to say!” And the boys were like “say this - I’m gonna fuck you up!” (1/4)

The Autism Intersectionality & Mental health outcomes (AIM) Lab at the UNC TEACCH Autism Program is recruiting participants for a new research study paid!!! to understand the experiences and opinions of autistic people about psychiatric medication for co-occurring mental health conditions.

The death of my father was one of the defining traumas of my life. It’s also what led me to standup comedy. This essay dives into the social function of laughter in times of crisis - it reminds us we’re not alone. Laughing When Things Aren't Funny guinesspig.ghost.io/when-things-...

Mark your calendar & spread the word about this upcoming event! A Pan***ic Play - for Covid Conscious folk by Covid Conscious folk on 1/21 at 7 pm GMT (2 pm EST) OR 1/22 at 7:45 GMT (2:45 pm EST). Watch the free livestream at tinyurl.com/APanicPlay

Mark your calendar & spread the word about this upcoming event! A Pan***ic Play - for Covid Conscious folk by Covid Conscious folk on 1/21 at 7 pm GMT (2 pm EST) OR 1/22 at 7:45 GMT (2:45 pm EST). Watch the free livestream at tinyurl.com/APanicPlay

Best kept secret on the web is volume.com, where you can watch tons of live music shows for free in smaller venues across the U.S. It's a cool way to discover up-and-coming bands and hear them dialogue with the audience in an intimate setting. volume.com/scheduled_sh...

Me whenever people tell me they miss me and would like to get together but they’re only willing to meet in a restaurant

Microplastics are here to stay; that's why we need to eat them responsibly in the classroom

In college I went to a party where a guy drank so much he got sick & was heaving outside. For reasons unbeknownst to me, he had one of those party horns & would blow it in between hurls. His friends were like… Classic Jason, lol If I had to describe the USA now… Classic Jason

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Let’s all give a one-finger salute to Jon Stewart so he knows how many of us are still masking & could do without him punching down on us. Just copy the emojis & hashtag below into a new post. Let’s see if we can get it trending. 🖕😷🖕@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social #MaskingSavesLives

We’ve been watching all the different versions of ‘A Christmas Carol’ that we can find and hands down, Beavis and Butthead outshine them all.

We've still got a little space in tonight's broadcast of the audio drama-comedy 'A Covid Christmas Carol' at 6 pm EST. Come join us! RSVP at tinyurl.com/RSVP12DaysCC and mention 'A Covid Christmas Carol' in the message.

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

Reject any motherfucker who tells you we need to abandon a vulnerable population or person. They’re either a fascist or a fascist-in-waiting.

Cheers to @johaarnetz.bsky.social for his winning entry in the Ugly CC Sweater contest, part of the 12 Days of Covid Consciousmas! Well done!!!👏👏👏

Short 🧵 We’d all been told throughout 2020-2021 that certain groups were ‘high risk,’ & those at higher risk were still encouraged to mask when mandates were dropped. First in that high risk group listing was people over 50. (1/7)

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Newest addition to the 12 Days of Covid Conscioumas - an ugly CC sweater design contest! We realize not everyone can join Zoom hangouts and movie watch parties, so here's a way for us to do something creative and fun while gathered in spirit! Details are in graphic below.

Hark the coughing carolers sing Spreading SARS on everything Every woman, man, & child Showing off their lovely smiles Joyful all ye case counts rise Airborne virus fills the skies... (1/2)

Wastewater speaks Are you listening? Virus peaks In what we’re shitting But people don’t care They act unaware Living in pandemic wastelands (1/3)

Newest addition to the 12 Days of Covid Conscioumas - an ugly CC sweater design contest! We realize not everyone can join Zoom hangouts and movie watch parties, so here's a way for us to do something creative and fun while gathered in spirit! Details are in graphic below.

City sidewalks Busy sidewalks Full of people who smile In the air there’s a lingering virus Children coughing People fainting Aren’t we glad that it’s mild? Let’s forget about the last 5 years! (1/2)

Just hear those people coughing, they’re saying it’s a mild flu But they’re unmasked together, so they’re gonna spread SARS-Cov-2 Inside your friends are calling, and SARS is mauling them too They hope you’ll give your body, host a party for SARS-Cov-2 #CovidCarols

We've all experienced life-changing losses throughout this enduring pandemic. Loved ones. Health. Careers. Relationships. Financial security. Trust & faith in others. I invite you to NIght of 1,000 Cranes - a safe space to remember, grieve, & know you're not alone.

We've all experienced life-changing losses throughout this enduring pandemic. Loved ones. Health. Careers. Relationships. Financial security. Trust & faith in others. I invite you to NIght of 1,000 Cranes - a safe space to remember, grieve, & know you're not alone.

Come, they told me, a-cough-cough-cough-cough Brunch, parties, caroling, a-cough-cough-cough-cough A virus, we shall bring, a-cough-cough-cough-cough We’re back to normaling, a-cough-cough-cough, cough, cough-cough-cough-cough #CovidCarols

Movie watch party TODAY 12/6 at 3pm EST! This month's pick is 'Don't Look Up.' Details in link guinesspig.ghost.io/movie-watch-...

Movie watch party TODAY 12/6 at 3pm EST! This month's pick is 'Don't Look Up.' Details in link guinesspig.ghost.io/movie-watch-...

Stranger: Why you wearing a mask Me: If you had one shot… one opportunity… Stranger: What Me: Your palms are sweaty, lungs weak, legs are heavy There's vomit on your sweater already, brain feels like spaghetti Stranger: What Me: Lose yourself in the mucous, the Covid…

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For your friends who are getting nervous about bird flu news and want to know what you think about it… Dear Friend Who is Worried About H5N1... guinesspig.ghost.io/dear-friend-...

Should this pandemic be forgot And never brought to mind? It’s normal now, to live with SARS And everything’s just fine For everything’s just fine Yes everything’s just fine We sold our souls so billionaires Could stay rich while we all die! #CovidCarols

On the 12th day of Covid, some asshole gave to me: 12 days of coughing 11 days of brain fog 10 Raynaud’s fingers 9 spells of fainting 8 days unpaid leave 7 new eye floaters 6 trips to E.R. H5N1?!? (1/2)