In the rich white neighborhood where I’m dog sitting, the sad beige children get Klan inspired bouncy houses to commemorate US imperialism

I'm co-producing this 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 livestream concert on Friday the 29th featuring the dope af @lilyslay.bsky.social! She's like an angrier, hotter* Pete Seeger who swears a lot! Check out one of her tunes in the threaded post and register for your free tickets! 🔥 (no offense pete u were also hot 💘)

THIS FRIDAY, MILWAUKEE! It’s a boycott/media blackout day, but that doesn’t mean we can’t support small venues and touring artists who can’t afford to skip a Friday!

Nothing I hate more than a sell out class traitor . Bootlegger’s Son by Lily Slay and the Vertebrae Feat Ghost Crab on fiddle . #folk #country #singersongwriter #classwarfare

Hey #milwaukee I got a benefit for Voces de La Frontera coming at you on April 24th! Sliding scale donations! Free menstrual supplies, respirators, ear plugs, and extra air filtration at ALL my shows!

Wake up, babe, we’re having a class war #oligarchy #wagetheft #prounion

6 warehouse fires and counting! Things are getting hot around here 🥵🔥

In America, they plead for salvation to their overlord Mayor McCheese and the Sentient Sauce Glove

But daddy I love him/her/them

Hot Take: I miss how late shows used to start. Especially on weekends. Y’all got me scarfing down dinner at 5 pm like a goddamn rescue pit bull or an Amish farrier. I’m a pretty girl! Please stop!

I left a dryer full of my socks and panties at my dog sitting client’s house and I just had to meet him in a random parking lot for what appeared to be some sort of clandestine ransom exchange where he paid me and also gave me a garbage bag full of my own underwear.

How it feels being on this app today

How it feels voting today while we’re on the brink of nuclear war

Heads up #milwaukee we got fun lil benefit show for Voces de la Frontera in a couple weeks. If you like cheeky slutty leftist folk from an absolute acoustic diva UNIT, come on out to High Dive April 24. And if you don’t like it, you just haven’t see me yet. 💅

Y’all, this man says he teleported to a Waffle House and I just have to say, it really hurts to see someone else living your dream

Entering my Jim Croce Schoolhouse Rock Era of disability justice #maskup #covid #science #History #singersongwriter

I feel like it says a lot about how hip and current my taste is that the radio station I listen to most frequently plays almost exclusively ads for funeral homes but I really can’t unpack that right now

JK Rowling: this creature has a scorpion butt, the face of a human baby that spits acid, armpit hair tentacles, and it sings dirges that paralyze you into an endless waking nightmare! Trans person: Hi, my name is Luna- Jk Rowling: **shakes, sweats, barfs, cries, pisses pants, calls the police**

Further proof that democrats don’t want to eradicate the militarized police surveillance state, they just want to control it.

In which I explain Secretary of War Pete Hegseth’s rumored BDSM predilections to the lead singer of Spin Doctors, using his own lyrics. Yes, really.

I’m Heauxing for Humanitarian Aid! Send me proof of your donations to Cuba through accredited orgs and receive more photos from my boudoir shoot. #bbw #mutualaid #cuba

Senior citizen I spoke to yesterday kept calling Joe Rogan "Joe Rodent," and I gave no notes. It's Rodent.

During interview, Moby says he is offended by the Kinks song Lola. Over coffee, I am offended that anyone is interviewing Moby.

I’m doing my part as a bald bbw siren serving subby foot weirdo demographic 🫡

Fill in the blank: you can be the sweetest, plumpest, juiciest peach in the world and there still some people who are gonna think peaches are ____________ . #Milwaukee come see my first show with my new full band this Sunday at Cactus Club at 7 pm. I’ve even got a hot-shit fiddle player. #alt #folk

Following my bliss is resistance

Anyone telling you that Al is our inevitable future is a lazy selfish coward with no imagination which means they’re DEFINITELY bad at sex, pass it on.

(meeting a lesbian cop couple) so which of you does the domestic violence?

No, I do not watch the news, which is curated by craven morons. I read online updates posted by sad jokers

For the kids in Iran, Lebanon, Palestine, Sudan, and Congo. For the kids in the US in ICE detention, or kids doing active shooter drills. From a songwriting prompt to use Em-C-G-D and make it dark/heavy. I don’t think it gets darker than our choice to sacrifice children on the altar of capitalism.

This is the name of my alter ego when my nipples are erect

leland palmer in the black lodge

CIA / Mossad agents at this week's all-staff meeting

“White women couldn’t get a root touch up for 4 weeks 6 years ago, sweetie. So, you see, we HAD to vote for the sex criminal who’s drafting you.”

In cishet years I’m solidly 35, but in queer years I’m one of those frail crusty little old white rescue dogs with hazy cataracts. To prove I’m okay with this, I’m accepting applications from lesbians who rehab local wildlife to gently clean my eye area with a warm damp cloth.

RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

I don't want to repost the awful stuff in that Chat GPT suicide case. But I will say that Chat GPT should be destroyed, financially and legally. The data centers should be disassembled and recycled. Sam Altman should go to prison.

Selling my boobs to a private equity firm so when everything goes downhill over the next few years we can all say, “yeah, well, what did you expect?”

The Pee Paradox: will pissing on Trump’s grave really hold the same symbolic gravity, knowing he’s super into that kind of thing?

South Park has done it again! They’ve called Trump gay! Such a pithy and razor sharp take. Truly the voices we needed.

What did she bring back from space with her? 😰

If you want to eradicate autistic people, then how do you explain putting these guys in your parade, huh?

Making a t-shirt for my lil cutie service sub that says “I put the bottom in lobotomy”

I vote for this to be an expression, cuz it’s exactly what you’re doing when you have conversations with AI.

In the wake of what Judge Dugan did (100% legal), now is a good time for everyone to know what she knows: An immigration or administrative warrant is *not* a judicial warrant. You are not obliged to obey it. Indeed, you can let the person out the back door. docs.google.com/presentation...

I’m officially offering my services as an intervention coordinator for your friends who are willingly paying money to see Katy Perry perform live!

I am once again reminded of a long forgotten era in which being a sellout was embarrassing. I really think people should be more embarrassed.

RFK: “Autism destroys families.” ACTUALLY, tearing fathers away from their pregnant wives and their children and sending them to ☠️ camps is what destroys families, but okay, girl.