I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.

If Democrats had the political instincts and media machine Republicans do, in 48 hours 95% of Americans would know Andrew Paul Johnson's name and be LIVID that the government is getting ready to give him some of your tax money

Would you rather have a Volvo or a vulva?

2,458 other dumbasses highlighted this line

The older I get the more I appreciate a scenic overlook.

It me

This shade of orange, allegedly, by the Sheinhardt Wig Company

He really is a make-a-wish kid lol

We all know that it's going to come out that Sean Duffy used tax dollars for his Real World/Road Rules Challenge family vacay.

The MFer said not even a little bit

hoovermaxxing

Another way that Trump is destroying American soft power, at exactly the time when China is investing more in its diplomatic corp. www.newsweek.com/china-worlds...

"In other words, just be best."

Look around. The case for more, not less, liberal arts education is stronger than ever. Also, the way you know this is nonsense is that Jay Caspian King & everyone else who writes for the New Yorker will be obsessed with sending their children to elite private colleges, just as it's been forever.

The Justice Department is a militant arm of the MAGA movement that has no commitment to law or fact.

It's weird to tell people to suck it up and get off of SSRIs while also fast tracking the study of psychedelics to treat mental health.

This made me laugh

Fashion is Art is a baby brain take.

Anyone running for president or vice president should have to draw a clock challenge.

He sending in the big guns now.

han solo had to express chewbacca's anal glands monthly

Woah Jack Allison in Napa Boys! I miss JackAM.

What if there actually was a dick wolf?

Timeline cleanse

Too many movies are just two hot people falling in love. Snooze.

No, sorry, I'll never be on the side that would even consider withholding AIDs/HIV medication from African countries to extort them for precious minerals.

Yeah the rotisserie chicken amendment is neat! Unfortunately it was attached to the Farm Bill which locked in $187 billion in cuts to SNAP. So, yes, now SNAP can be used for rotisserie chickens but more importantly, this bill means red tape, cuts & tons of people losing access to food completely.

Bang bang shrimp near me

Declaring myself a top 1% vagina haver

I really can't imagine anything more embarrassing than the idea of hooking up with some mid rich guy who barely has a hold on his fleeting hairline and then finding out he tweeted this

McDonald's should bring back the Grinch Salt.

Making America worse

Useful thing to use here

Can you name a bigger race traitor than Clarence Thomas?

We have done so little to make America an equitable place that it's even more disheartening to watch all of that progress being rolled back by unelected individuals and cheered on by complete turds.

In its latest ruling gutting the Voting Rights Act, the Roberts Court has inverted the Reconstruction Amendments to justify the same racist devices and practices they were adopted to dismantle (🎁) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Come ON

Celebrate every mom with SHEIN

Rhythm Nation

Same.

Somewhere there is the person who arranged those seashells on the beach that he took the picture of. Can you imagine?

Uber drivers save up all of their farts for me.

One of the most clarifying passages I've ever read on what "polarization" actually means in the U.S."

The Democrats have to have a plan to disempower the Supreme Court. That plan has to be radical. And they have to mean it.

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

Omg I just got a text alerting me to head to my nearest ballroom for safety Did anyone else get one??????

Man, I love fixings.

Ya, the left really needs to tone down the rhetoric....

> someone tries to kill you in a very public botched effort > everyone hates you 2% more