slopulism generator: Eliminate *spins wheel* Sales Tax *throws dart* for Teachers *draws card* on DoorDash

DoW over 50,000 Casualties

My periods are coming every two weeks now. I wish I had health insurance to figure out why.

Donald Trump is now just openly bragging about interfering in the media. He's the president. He's running a truck over the first amendment here.

They blew up USAid and doomed millions to an agonizing death but a video of them being an idiot on camera is causing reputational damage

It appears that Trump is one of the lobsters that Pete Hegseth used our tax dollars to buy.

I prefer my Ginger to be Jolly Good anyway.

Trump is willing to live with the report where other people die.

Survey from my congressman. Can you imagine picking "The size of the federal debt"? LOL

"I got my PhD by writing prompts instead of doing research, I'm winning" got some bad news, there still no jobs and now you also know nothing

Hegseth is proudly proclaiming the intention to commit war crimes.

The DMZ between South and North Korea is "open for transit" too, by this measure.

Chicago wind gauge

Milwaukee sure feels like the gales of November came early.

It really is remarkable to see this doofus proudly announcing that he is committing basic strategic errors like confusing activity with accomplishment, losing sight of strategic objectives, just day after day.

That's arthritis.

Is there a less serious person than Pete Hegseth?

I wish fastidious people would just own up to it and not say that they have OCD. OCD is way more complicated.

And yet we're supposed to believe they were an imminent threat to us?

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Watch this clip. Professors will recognize this kid as the student who didn't do the reading but still has very strong opinions about how it's all "bullshit," except this time he's not the callow student who's going to fail your course, he's the reviewer who's going to cancel your grant.

Lawyer: You don't regret that people might have lost income? Cavanaugh (DOGE): No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from two trillion dollars to close to zero. Lawyer: Did you reduce the federal deficit? Cavanaugh: No, we didn't.

Drag queen name idea: The Gay of Hormuz

I hope at some point the rest of the media gets around to the fact that doge's mission was never "saving money" and focus on the fact that wiping out "DEI" was a vile thing, instead of just being like "ho ho, and they didn't even save money!". it's like when a cis woman is fired for being trans

nearly halfway there

"Blooski"

It sure seems like the only things consulted before attacking Iran was Israel's Outlook calendar and Lindsey Graham's dream journal.

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

By free Palestine we mean stop bombing them. By free Iran they mean bomb them.

A DOGE staffer assigned to the National Endowment for the Humanities to flag grants for "DEI" tries to explain what "DEI" is. This deposition is part of a lawsuit by the @acls1919.bsky.social, @historians.org and @modernlanguage.bsky.social.

Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.

Anyone who is an elected official that says America has a biblical responsibility to Israel should be recalled immediately.

Just how cool is Damon Albarn?

Which do you think is more detrimental to one's psyche: A relationship with AI or a relationship with a catfish?

Movies and music are the GOAT distractions from this Hell World.

we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

This is an actual Pentagon press release. “An Army believed to be casualty…the believed to be death”

This has nothing to do with the specific content here, but Polymarket adopting the language of news, here with BREAKING, and with Texas election results earlier this week, is BAD. Polymarket is not and will never be a news org or break news. It's a betting app. It's Draft Kings for sociopaths.

👇🎯🧵 Trump is destroying our diplomatic capacity & credibility in ways orders of magnitude worse than any of his predecessors. But also, this is downstream of how we have decided to glorify our military in 🇺🇸 society on <every holiday> & <at every sports event> while totally ignoring our diplomats.

I have reversed my childhood position on this issue and now believe we did not bully nerds nearly enough.

“When I think about navigating the start of the year here, especially in our hometown in Minneapolis, the thing that we have kept front and center every single day is the safety of our team.” – Target CEO Michael Fiddelke

We’re murdering children and our economy sucks. Congrats on becoming Russia, everyone.

We have lost all sense of proportion. Every one of those lives deserved to live. It is shocking to me how the idea of killing and the tallying of Trump’s kills has vanished into the fog of confusion that Trump seems to send out. We don’t seem to be able to record, number, and grieve this massacre.

Super spreader shingles event/war at the president's private club last weekend.