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This is now officially the most "viral" post I've ever made in all my years over on twitter and that's so funny dude

Texting my therapist to tell her there's no way she can be ready for the amount of shit I have to tell her this week

Not to be dramatic or anything but if I don't do some recreational drugs soon I may perish

Can everything just stop for a second I'm getting tired of feeling emotions

The people on twitter have been hearing me scream about this for years but never forget that Max Landis is QUITE LITERALLY A SERIAL RAPIST. HE HAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED AN ALARMING NUMBER OF WOMEN, WAY more than ever contributed to the number of articles exposing him for it

POV you put your face directly into his round back

In revisiting a lot of my fav albums that made me feel things and damn Tame Impala Currents is probably one of the best albums ever made. It's just fucking perfect. Immaculate piece of art as a whole

I feel like I've said this before but we really fucked up like as a society by letting nightcore and vaporwave die out as music subgenres

Just a thought but I think it's high time everyone on earth wanted to have sex with me way more than they already do like, as a courtesy, to me

It’s finally over

I don't want to go to work tomorrow dude I'm still not recovered from the commercial shoot.....capitalism sucks so bad

i cant figure out how to make the joke work but this all reminded me of

I'm never letting my birth control prescription lapse again because raw dogging my hormones has temporarily turned me straight and frankly that's a bit unnerving

The fact that the google AI now tries to summarize my emails while I'm looking at the email already sorta feels like an insult to my intelligence. It takes as long to read the AI summary as it would to just read the email I already have open in front of my very eyeballs

Oh my god dude no wonder I'm having crushes on men and stuff I forgot that I ran out of my birth control last week lmfaoooooo

Congratulations everyone

Don't text just found out my wikifeet is on the first page of results if you google me lmfao

In other news I feel insane because I might have a crush on another human for the first time in like ~8 years, what the fuck! I'm supposed to have spiritually ascended beyond matters of romance!!!!

I'm out doing runs for this job and a couple songs came on in the car that I now associate with my heavily suicidal period in late 2024 and like....I've come so fucking far, you guys. I can no longer relate to the person who used these songs to torture herself and I'm really proud of that

Alysa Liu really did so much for the weird/cool genre of woman like we are absolutely thriving now

My partner asked me to draw this after discussing how Kermit and Micolash are both just goofy little guys anyway here share the joy/suffering

I'm so glad we have drafts on here now I already have so many unhinged ones in there

happy friday

Dude's life is straight up flashing before his eyes

Holy shit they're arresting the royals and the US hasn't touched one single pedo billionaire

Tfw you get a call sheet as crew for the very same commercial you cancelled the audition for talent on

Having a poly friend group is so silly bc someone will be like "yeah, so-and-so's girlfriend" "you mean [other person's] girlfriend?" "oh yeah, his too"

It's funny trying to come up with shoot ideas that are just Normal Modeling because my brain every time is like "you know what could improve this idea? having your tits out"

the energy with which i am wishing you all a happy new year

I started at a new shop today and it was good :>

This is so fuckin funny, bro is so coddled by AI he forgot about just imagining things. With your brain. That's how all movie ideas are created bud, you have to actually think of them

I honestly feel like a part of the reason a lot of games flop now is that the games industry has tried really hard to eliminate all discernable art styles/cohesive art direction in favor of two things: hyper realism or Disney/Pixar, and both of those "styles" fuckin suck

I feel silly for having a crash out about that audition yesterday because I now have a stacked week of costume jobs. Ain't that just the way

I'm cancelling the audition because I'm an ugly stupid old bitch who can't do anything right ever 🥲

My friends are going to start asking where I am in like 30 minutes and I'm going to have to tell them sincerely that this is what happened

>tries to do fortnite dance >fails >cries over failed fornite dance >instantly gets blinding headache

Genuinely forgot to mention that the OF is on sale today 👉 manzirae.vip 💕 happy valentine's 💕💕 Absolutely iconic pic by @saffelsphotography.bsky.social

Me: I'm a print model Casting director: Great! We'll just have you do a simple 37 consecutive backflips at the audition 😊

Feeling hesitant to go out tonight bc I just found out I have to learn a dance before a commercial audition tomorrow afternoon and I do Not dance 🥴

Hang on - are the greyed out states where porn is "banned"/age verification laws are in place? I had no idea it was so many

I'm so glad every time I wake up and realize I did not in fact get any of the really really bad tattoos that I did in my dream lol

WHO ELSE - dashare.zone ADMIN

It's kinda crazy that any game devs would blame the consumer for not liking their game enough. Or claim "dogpiling' or bad faith in the face of widespread criticism. My bros in christ this is capitalism - we as the consumers are literally encouraged to voice our opinions on the product

Woke up and randomly got mad about a guy at a con last year acting surprised that I knew the word "pauldrons" lmfao