Happy anniversary of this not happening

Taking my car into the shop for the 3rd time in as many weeks and I'm pretty sure they're gonna tell me I need a new engine this time ahhhhhhh

Also why did she give him the flag of our most burnt down part of town.....man, fuck mayor Karen Bass

This audacious ass bitch just followed me on IG just now so I got to cuss him out in dms and block him and it felt good! But not as good as not getting pseudo-stalked in the first place would have felt lol 🥴

My daily unhinged just-woke-up thought is that I wish I could figure out how to do a sexy cosplay of this guy

A parking meter downtown wanted me to pay via app so I downloaded the app and then it made me make an account and then I couldn't pay for the spot without registering my car in the app so I just fuckin left without paying. No ticket tho 👌

Tell me why those leaked set pics of Marika from the Elden Ring movie look so chopped....major misstep not hiring specifically me for this

what if i fucking kill you

Anyway, here's this 🤲 manzirae.vip

I am still so pissed off about this absolute creep harassing my parents 22 years later that I'm actually looking for him specifically to cuss him out about this. I must destroy this weirdo with my bare hands

I'm actually pretty mad that that fuckin freak from high school would show up at my parents' house like that and get me all freaked out today, on the sacred holy day of 4/20

This is actually really funny because I feel like every time I begin to come around on the idea of casually dating again, something profoundly strange like this happens and puts me off of the idea of reentering the dating pool for another year lmfao

My dad just texted me to say that one of my boyfriends from HIGH SCHOOL that I dated for a few months just came to their door asking for me....20 years later. What the actual fuck man that is genuinely so creepy

Home from the trip and I'm already crying in bed because I fried all the serotonin in my brain in a three day span, ain't that just the way

Not to brag (but also yes to brag) but it's crazy cool that Jennifer English moved here and just immediately joined my friend group so now I get to be friends with my video game wife irl

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

I'm at the cabin in the mountains for our annual friend trip and we just found out that the internet Does Not Work so we're going to have to spend the entire day outside looking at trees in an altered state lmfao. Not so bad honestly

This “-maxxing” and “-mogging” stuff comes from an ugly place and has never been particularly funny. But what about if *I* adopt it, but ironically,

At least 3 of these are only for getting fucked up and don't enhance your performance doing anything. Why would you combine all these to STREAM of all things oml

The millennial subreddit is soooo lameeee it's always just a bunch of losers being like "remember when we used to party? Now I go to bed at 9pm" bitch speak for yourself lmao

Me writing the doc for my sfw shoot ideas: so I'm wearing a sheer dress with nothing underneath and deepthroating a melting popsicle-WAITFUCK

Wow there's enough LA screenings of the TADC finale now that I don't even have to be mad about it anymore/don't have to drive across town to some random ass theater to see it!! Fuck yeah!

Why no Bloodborne live action tho.....why.....

This is apropos of nothing at all but I'm starting to think the overall concept of men would be vastly improved if WAYYYY more of them were bisexual

I know this is like a fork found in kitchen level observation but cheapo cosplayers really ruined the "pro cosplayer" job market in record time - companies really want to pay us $100 and a sandwich for a full 8 hours at their booth now

I just found out that rich people "go to Coachella" by cooping up in an off-site VIP lounge all weekend and still have to watch streams of the performances when they're like across the street from them... okay lol

Vinaigrette Sex Work

Fuck man I am actually pretty upset that I didn't know Takanaka was playing here until today UGHHHH

I thought this was a meme or something and then saw a billboard of this just now irl and for at least a minute I assumed the billboard had to be the meme going too far but no, this is a real show apparently

Damn that Boys Noize remix of Closer is actually the best thing ever made huh? I saw it live at the Peel It Back tour last year but watching the Coachella performance really cinched it and now I can't wait for the album

First full workbench reset in months, feels good man 🤌 can't wait to fuck it all up again on the next project!

Listen you know I love partying but even with that considered I still don't understand how my fellow 30 or 40 year olds are attending Coachella every year

Can someone convince the Vista to screen this so I don't have to drive to godforsaken Westchester just to see my cartoons

My credit card info got stolen again and they used it for church donations ewwww

Looking at this gives me the same bad vibes as the temple on Epstein island did

Okay now that I've looked into it I have a bone to pick with the TADC finale theater screenings. The ones in SoCal are in random ass places and only a few are in LA proper. There are some showings all the way out in horse country. Why didn't they load up on the LA dates?! This makes no sense lol

Screaming bro I cannot fucking wait for this. I need every friend I've ever made in my entire life to come to the LA screening with me for a group cry

God dammit I had a nosebleed in the car, thought I got it all off, and then still walked into the very brightly lit weed store with an obvious smear of blood on my face. Jesus christ lmao

I am (unfortunately) immune to gore at this point so if you're curious about the context of the video: it's an anti-Haitian immigrant post where Trump claims it was an illegal Haitian immigrant who attacked the woman in the video and also it's all Biden's fault, of course

I just had to turn down a couple of days of fabrication because the location is an hour away and I'd burn all the money made on gas getting there and back...... very cool, love the reality of wartime 🫶

This is apropos of nothing at all but I'm starting to think the overall concept of men would be vastly improved if WAYYYY more of them were bisexual

The new American Football album seems like it's going to be good but I cannot get over the fact that their lyrics in 1999 were like "I'll miss you when I go home for the summer" and now in 2026 they're like "my wife left me" lmfaoooo

me: dang why was everyone like all over me at the party the other night me upon seeing the photos: oh

I just remembered I got actually kabedon'd for the first time ever by a hot girl with a platinum pixie cut on Friday and I love that for me. Thank you for curing my straightness sweet mysterious angel woman

happy easter