I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

I saw a quote that read, “the love I have for this creature, even though we have never shared a conversation, is proof that actions speak louder than words”. He understands every word you say, and don’t say. He’s my best boy.

Husky puppy is still finding its voice: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

Sea otters have lungs 2.5 times larger than similar-sized land mammals, making them masters of buoyancy in the ocean.

Happy, happy to those who celebrate: www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5rx...

For $5, I'll comment on your ex's new relationship photos saying, "you've had better."

This needs to be like this meme...

Octopus hauling ass on the sea floor: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Romania_mi...

What else is he making up. 🤡 @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

A friend of mine was a devoted husband and father and a widely respected member of his community. When he was eighty he went into the nursing home. Unfortunately, his "filter" had dissolved. My last memory is of him tottering down the corridor singing, "Yank my doodle it's a dandy". RIP Buddy.

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

PM of Poland

Many More Should Have Also Been Prosecuted….

Who says Kristi Noem is the only person in her marriage allowed to dress up? #dailyshow

Both of Marco Rubio’s parents were born in Cuba. Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971, before they became US citizens. He is a US citizen because he was born in the US under birthright citizenship. #Hypocrites

FREEDOM PRETZELS are not free of charge or calories or carbs, BUT THEY ARE FREEDOM PRETZELS!

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social

I love when he accidentally tells the truth!

In his @status.news newsletter @oliverdarcy.bsky.social reports the White House got Getty to delete this photo (from a Thanksgiving White House PHOTO-OP STUNT) because Karoline Leavitt was offended It ran only in a Swiss newspaper. It would be a shame if you retweeted and Streisanded it

@mistymountainlegends with the origin of Lady Pinto Bean, the swordfighting dog: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

Eric Idle is 83 today. Happy Birthday Mr. Idle! Thank you for the laughter! 🎉 youtube.com/watch?v=uAzw...

You all brought your A-game with your signs at No Kings. See our favorites: www.meidasplus.com/p/top-10-sig...

I aspire to grateness.

#NoKings ✊🏾 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

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Great seeing you there!

No Kings, Sun Prairie, WI

The evergreen classic;

😂😂😂 #SheShed www.themirror.com/entertainmen...

Be best

President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.

Grilled cheese!

At this price, I could mount these on sticks to scare the rabbits out of my vegetable garden.

What the fuck? I just assumed NetFlix would drop the whole MLB season at once so we could binge it.

The Pentagon has formally issued orders for approximately 2,000 to 3,000 paratroopers from the Army's elite 82nd Airborne Division to deploy to the Middle East — and that's on top of more than 50,000 U.S. troops already in the region, with 4,700 Marines en route aboard amphibious assault ships.

Me too puppy, me too.

In Portuguese a manatee is called peixe-boi (or “bull fish”) and in Dutch zeekoe (or “sea cow”). In English a group of manatees is called an aggregate of manatees, though I think a better term would be either a “manateam” or “manytees” (in the same way a group of dugongs should be called a “dugang”)

Octopus shows off its incredible camouflage. Original post

Good morning, kids. Be safe out there. 🥰 🐐

Born 24 March 1935 - Carol Kaye, one of the most prolific bass guitarists, who has played on an estimated 10,000 recordings in a career spanning over 50 years. Kaye was the bassist on many Phil Spector and Brian Wilson productions in the 1960s and 1970s. She is 91 years old today. #CarolKaye

When you find a dragon in real life TT: reptiliatus

3-in-the-morning posting

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