him: license and registration, please me: *slides him fish* him: ... me: *slides him another fish* him: have a good day, sir

Humphrey Bogart stars as private investigator Sam Spade in John Huston's directorial debut film "THE MALTESE FALCON" (1941) with co-stars Mary Astor, Gladys George and Peter Lorre 🎬 Warner Bros. 🎞 #FilmNoir

'Standing rib roast' implies that the other rib roasts are just lazy.

Remembering the late 🇺🇸American actor #HumphreyBogart (25 December 1899 – 14 January 1957)

Happy Lemmy Christmas! youtu.be/dsqC6HRS8Lc?...

This is one of our favorites!

After buying it for $18.8 billion, Walgreens' new private equity owner has eliminated paid holidays for all hourly workers on Christmas and New Year's. Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1. Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.

🇺🇦🙏 9-year-old Ukrainian gymnast Oleksandra Paskal, who lost her leg during the war, won a bronze medal at the gymnastics tournament. 💬 "We were unable to fully and properly prepare — we spent a lot of time in a bomb shelter. I took 3rd place, and for me this is a special victory," she wrote.

‘How the South Won the Civil War’ 💯🎯 @hcrichardson.bsky.social

New follower just now! Profile shows a very attractive woman, blond, late 20's Pics: A cup of coffee some wine being poured landscape - golf course 4 shots her bosom at the gym with perspiration. one very pretty portrait Following 955 30 followers, 28 of whom are older men. Nope.

HahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhHahahahahahhahahahahahhaha OMG WHAT A DAMN PATHETIC TINY CLOWN BOY

Hegseth expects us to believe that after releasing video of EVERY boat strike without security concerns that the one where he ordered to “kill them all” in a second strike is all of a sudden “highly classified”

Eyelash a poem by Alan Wallisch We sat together with a bit of evening bread. You read as we ate. I enjoyed the way your eyelash laid above the curve of your cheek. Lamplight and the aroma of the soup gave me a better view than the day would allow.

This is Rose. She's paralyzed in both her back legs from being hit by a car as a stray. But when she sees her wheelchair harness come out, she knows it's time to walk and roll. 14/10 (IG: twopawrose)

Dan Richman is a professor at Columbia Law School and a leading authority on criminal procedure—not exactly an ideal target for Fourth Amendment violations. I’d love to see what his Crim Pro exam looks like this year.

Sorry guys, I know I’ve been quiet this week, but I’ve been recovering from shaking too many hands

“Have you brought the list?” “I have, O Great One.” “Has it been checked twice?” “Of course, sir” “Excellent.” “Do you require anything further?” “Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”

#GVerse #Food4Thought For no reason at all… Nixon didn’t go to prison over Watergate, but 48 others were convicted and served time for the scandal - notably, his Attorney General. Attention: Pam Bondi meet John Mitchell.

Ron Johnson up to his usual idiocy.

Started / Going

The odds of being attacked by a turkey are low, but never zero.

What a difference 110 years make.

Copper Falls State P_ark, Mellen, WI

🎶 All I want for Christmas are the Epstein files The Epstein files Yes, the Epstein files Gee, if we could only get the Epstein files Then we’d have a merry Christmas 🎶

Finally, someone's done their homework & see's the decor isn't inspired by Russia. It's a weird portrait of B. Gates above the fireplace.

So am I.

Chicory flowers and a Black Winged Damselfly.

What a bunch of shady creepers.

BREAKING NEWS: Baby otter gets tickled!

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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.

1 of 3/ My paternal grandparents were German immigrants, circa 1890. On mom's side, grandma was descended from Irish fleeing the famine in 1848. Grandpa was a Mayflower descendant.

Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …

At least one insurrectionist goes to jail www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/w...

make your kid’s birthday party a special one they’ll be talking about in therapy for years to come

Packers Win

🥁 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

Makes as much sense as this goofy peace plan!

How are we dressing for Thanksgiving dinner?

Someone shared this four-year-old Tweet and I laughed!