It seems like just yesterday that Portland welcomed its newest, cutest elephant calf to the Oregon Zoo. Read more here: https://www.oregonlive.com/entertainment/2026/01/celebrate-tula-tus-first-birthday-with-an-elephant-sized-oregon-zoo-bash.html 

Had his Celebration of Life today. He was the biggest Mets fan I know and they made the coolest In Remembrance cards ever. Rip buddy.

Chiefs TE Travis Kelce on the example he's setting by playing the final three games: "You could roll the balls out in a Wal-Mart parking lot, sign me up, baby. If I get a chance to play in the NFL, I'm going to do it."

if the Cavs were a serious team they’d have one of these little guys as their mascot

It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT

This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)

Life advice: Don’t get cancer. Even the post chemo side effects suck. I’d rather be a ducks fan than go through this.

We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)

@wyden.senate.gov wife and I made it to #nokings in Beaverton, which represented so well! Here she is rocking a fundamental truth.

Last night, the Chiefs put up their highest success rate per dropback since 2022 (!). The offense looks all the way back…and Rice hasn’t even returned. MNF recap w/ @foxworthshow.bsky.social 📺: youtu.be/Dmij7oRT7Fo?... 🎧: apple.co/46Y7Gdy

We only rate dogs. This is very clearly a red panda. We've had just about enough of your tomfoolery. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (IG: __joyjoa)

This is Leo. He is patiently waiting for this guy to throw the ball. Gonna be here a while. 13/10 (TT: twogoldenleos)

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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

if you're worried about the chiefs' running back or guard positions, i have a simple solution: trade for micah parsons.

Damian Lillard discussing the $100 million question on everyone’s mind: “I guess I should probably get out to the [Oregon] Coast and just have that experience since I haven’t done it yet. I’m definitely planning on doing it.”

Mrs. Aaron

This is Balou and Hailey. They love the beach because it has all of their favorite things: sun, surf, sand, and snuggles. 12/10 for both (IG: balou_theminisausage)

This is Latte. He does not know how many books you have read. But knows for a fact that he has read more. 12/10 (IG: coton_latte_is)

Baseball is so much more fun when he’s mashing 🔥

Never leave my lineup again please

Heck yeah!!!

He's: * a friend of the NBA commissioner * a powerful U.S. Senator * a Rip City die-hard He insists the Trail Blazers won't be leaving under new ownership: “Nobody takes the Blazers team out of town unless they stomp all over me in broad daylight.”

And the Beavs go on! Thank you, Beaver Nation, for another electric evening in Corvallis. On to Omaha for @beaverbaseball.osubeavers.com #GoBeavs

Back where we belong

ALL GRIT. NO QUIT.

I mean look at this. It’s a cow on a motorcycle. How can you not be happy for her?

Seconded.

The NBA is constantly firing decent coaches and the Blazers still have Chauncey

This is Trooper. He was tied to a fence during a Florida hurricane and has since inspired "Trooper's Law," which protects pets during natural disasters. He now has a loving family of his own and a legacy of helping to prevent other dogs from facing the same abuse he experienced. 14/10

I asked the Bhathal family if they are interested in buying the Trail Blazers. They didn’t say no. Column: www.oregonlive.com/sports/2025/... @oregonian.com

I am the worst self promoter. But in the spirit of trying to validate my music hobby, here are a few links to some songs of mine: Argument song: youtu.be/7et6ygGIo4A?... Don’t Worry (I need you): youtu.be/yqAaCOUsyBo?... Trouble: youtu.be/hHuHGlL_gSQ?... #musicsky #guitarsky

Some dumb recent photos.

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He established Rose City Renegades, at the time, the only power soccer team in the region.

In loving memory of Moshu 🍎

RIP Sir Snacks-A Lot ❤️💔

I’m glad for all of us rooting in Rip City that Trail Blazers ownership is moving forward to make sure our team has a certain future. And by certain, I mean the Blazers staying right where they belong – in Portland.

As part owner of the Blazers, my first order of business will be to bring back the 100pt free Chalupa coupons

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

In loving memory of Strike, 2010 – 2025

One thing I enjoy about Patrick Mahomes is that despite being one of the coldest athletes of all time he poses for pictures like your derpy cousin at a wedding

This is Mister Winston. He has a very impressive gallery wall above his food bowl to enjoy while he eats. Really thinks art makes a house a home. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

This is Donut. He wanted to pop out and say hi. Wondering where your personal chauffeur is. Said you can borrow his, if you'd like. 13/10