In the words of Dumb and Dumber "Our pets heads are falling off"

The Braves 2026 opening day starter is Chris Sale.

Duke barely beating a 16 seed is fucking insane. What is 2026 lol

"All the glory to God." -Eugenio Suárez

RONALD ACUÑA JR JUST WON A CHAMPIONSHIP FOR HIS COUNTRY. WHAT A TEAM. WHAT A TEAM MAN. WHAT A FUCKING TEAM. VENEZUELA WINS THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC.

Literally nobody wanted that Bryce.

I want him and that whole team to win the WBC. They held off Japan. One powerhouse remains.

You can't end the fucking game on a call like that. What the fuck man.

Venezuela beating Japan was not on my bingo card. Holy shit. What a fucking game.

Falcons letting Kaden go back to the fucking Saints is such a fucking Falcons thing to do. Cheap, Cheap, CHEAP.

We wasted a first round pick, and a future first round pick on a fucking psychopath. Bro had it all -- and threw it away because because he can't handle a woman saying no, or not wanting him around. A true bitch. That's James Pearce Jr

OKAY OZZIE

Austin Daddy Riley

Seiya Suzuki just went yard, Team Japan has the lead.

Awake way too early. Time to watch this Korea/Japan game. Ohtani just tied the game.

All RISE FOR AARON JUDGE

Dog Killer Noem has been fired, now let's work on impeaching the bigger problem.

The Braves Dom Dom isn't cursed.

Chris Sale on the mound today for the Braves!

The Braves should take a look at Jesse Winker, or Tommy Pham for the DH slot. I'm not a manger tho, thankfully. I would suck.

I mean, our outfield is okay. How does the DH slot go forward? Free Agency, the farm?

Hell. The Braves are hell.

God damn it man.

Alexa Bliss getting a huge pop from this Chicago crowd.

Braves win.

Every single day.

JR Ritchie gonna fuck around and earn himself a spot on the opening day roster.

Yastrzemski looking like a good investment early in the spring. 🙂

I've seen absolutely enough. This team is ready.

Everyone gets homers

Ben Gamel has had himself some good swings this spring training

The Braves lineup for today's spring training game.

Braves win.

Today's spring training lineup

Finally getting a chance to see Owen Murphy on the mound for the Braves was a treat. Likely gonna see some of these rookies this year.

Acuña draws a lead off walk

Today's Braves lineup via the Braves FB

27 million dollar extension for Chris Sale. I can't recall seeing anything above 23 million for the longest time. Damn.

Braves News:

Braves win.

Ian Hamilton's Braves spring debut has definitely been a tough one.

The men's USA hockey team laughing when Trumps talking about the women's hockey team, and all the patriotism goes away. As a reminder to the men's hockey team, and men in general. Women won 21 of the 33 gold medals for the United States.

More Braves baseball today! Lineup via the Braves FB

Braves lose. But baseball continues to be back so I'm happy. Also SNOW

That grand slam ended my hopes and dreams of the best spring record.

Chris Sales first spring training is done. A couple of hits, and several strikeouts. Couldn't ask for better.

Riley with the grab and Chris Sale has a clean second inning of work.

Chris Sale out for another inning of work.

Profar strikes out to end the inning.