i am a leftist but i do believe that Greenland should yield itself to the Mr. Trump administration and become part of America. We exist!

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

sending Mr. Trump a gif of Uncle Joey doing his signature “Cut It Out” goof from Full House, in my capacity as governor

2nd amendment gun nuts be like: the greatest gun is actually a substack

Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by

how is this any different from making ICE oafs carry a business card which you can politely request if you're dissatisfied with the way you've been shot, non-lethal or otherwise

what are some key SEO terms that i should put in my linkedin profile if im perusing a no-show job in sanitation

let the third way folks know how you feel: [email protected] [email protected]

yes—and also, it is not everyone's job to act like a politician! if you're not a politician, it's actually not your job at all. so if you think ice should be abolished, don't give up on saying it. politicians will never be brave unless they're scared of the rest of us.

saying “get a load of Goofus and Gallant over here” about just one guy, thoroughly confusing my audience

You can say Merry Protein again

"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."

i’m almost never home when canvassers come a-knockin for a dsa candidate but what a delightful little treat to be around for today

In case you’re wondering whether the pro-ICE reactions to Renee Nicole Good’s murder are natural, here’s a comment that was just left on my video. My video about anti-transgender bias at the BBC. I haven’t made a video about Good yet. youtu.be/pWm3dK8tPto

Why does the mainstream Democratic response to authoritarian violence always have to be abstracted like this? defector.com/how-hard-is-...

rabble-rousing muckraker Upton Sinclair

The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children.

I can’t get over all the journalists and centrist pundits who sneered that “Twitter isn’t real life” when it was full of weird leftists but now insist it’s a vital window into the public mood when the entire site is Nazis, illegal porn, bots, and Belarusians calling themselves “Iowa MAGA Farm Guy”

The GoFundMe for Renee Good’s wife and son has blown past $130,000, and from what I can tell, the vast majority of those donations are under $500. An amazing swell of grassroots support for this family gofund.me/8b7c8cf8a

One reason we are losing is that Republicans angry that they can’t teach the Bible as public school curriculum are hard at work proudly abolishing the Department of Education, but outright kidnapping and murder are not enough to get Democratic leadership to say “Abolish ICE”

I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK

You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

It should be fairly clear by now that our ruling class is banking on an oligarchy hardening into place and all of them will do whatever depraved shit the admin asks for to have a seat when the music stops

These headlines came 25 minutes apart

Interesting take from a guy who simply has no reaction to heat from his constituents

young jd vance coming after older jd vance w a hammer prob less effective than old jd vance going after baby jd vance w a pillow

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

words from lexi alexander, who had been suspended from this platform for being palestinian

Kidnapping the president is a slippery slope to kidnapping the president’s daughter which I was raised to believe is wrong

richard scarry got it wrong every time he illustrated Lowly Worm acting usefully

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

felt as if I’d flittered around w genre playlists and the like more than usual while ignoring many of last year’s new releases and now having spent a month-plus engaging w albums dropped in 2025 - bad year for everything else truly magical one for records an embarrassment of riches

small zit on my nose this morning time to pack it on in for 2026

if you’re going to send me a weekly fundraising email I question the efficacy of starting each one with “Last chance to…”

Irish Trump, the SNL cold open that finally drives Kenan to walk away

The NY Times just goes through the same Rolodex of voters who help them build the narrative they want to create. Rigged journalism.

Israel passed a note to several humanitarian groups asking “do you like mass murder check Yes / No”

i love perusing the news of today’s latest ghouls, knee-jerk asking “how can anyone live like this” then immediately answering my own question with “comfortably”

fortunately even in the AI gadget inevitability, my job as “Hole-Puncher Guy” will remain secure

Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.

just get over 75,000 bike angel points and never pay a dime easy peasy

throwing weights around and running are the best endorphin highs you’ll get and there’s no reason to put either against the other

all i wanted for christmas was for Matthew McConaughey to finally do adverts for SalesForce

thinking about the emotional maturation i have undergone since first cackling in the street at a bob ducca list

Scroogeposting

gaming next year’s spotify wrapped by leaving the star-spangled banner playing on loop every time i go to work

i never asked to live in Interesting Times. i very intentionally checked “personally the recipient of unearned largesse” on the Times form