They got RFK Jr. out of there immediately because they were concerned he’d take the dead shooter’s penis

Gotta work late on a Saturday serving the worst people in the world and then a gunman tries to kill people and then you gotta stay at work

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Finally caught up on season 4 of Invincible and WOW this season is dope as hellllllllllll

You met me at a very purple time in my life

I love 70s eyeliner

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

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Bye PAM

Who wore it better?

Tough

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Candy is being crushed at heretofore unseen levels.

you see how bald men act? 😭😭😭😭

The little vest grabbing thing they all do... we've gotta get a name for that and make it as socially acceptable as jacking off in public as soon as possible.

If theres one thing I'm always gonna do...its to find a blouse/sweater that matches my hair that matches my hair😌

😔 *In the arms of the angel, Fly awaaaaay from here*

Still obsessed

95° in woodland hills right now smh

Not to kill two birds with one stone to beat a dead horse around the bush BUT I--

Look at how they massacred my boy😦 50 year old Harry Potter lookin' ass mothafucka.

I lost my aunt last month💔 I found this old photo of her from her 30s. She was so sweet, extremely talented, a beautiful soul inside out. I miss our long talks & her words of wisdom. She lived in Iran & I wish she could've made it to the US. I wish she had an easier life We share a birthday❤️‍🩹

The problem isn't voter fraud, it's the frauds we're told to vote for.

Don't stop describing your crinkle cut fries, baby. I'm almost there

Watching the sunset is like getting a forehead kiss from the sky.

bro got that elon chest 😭

soon we’ll be receiving spam phone calls from kristi noem telling us our shield of america warranty is about to expire

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

Im finally watching Love Story and it reminded me of this banger 🥺🤌 youtu.be/Lt6r-k9Bk6o?...

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they should invent a cat that's immortal

Rest in PISSSS KHAMENEI

*Turns on phone, confirms continued persistence of horrors, turns off phone.*

PENNY for your thoughts? In this economy?

My favorite song right now🤌🤌 youtu.be/lNMTtvVes8Y?...

Damn😢 Another reminder that you have no idea what people struggle with inside. Be gentle with people. Make an effort to check in on your loved ones & if someone opens up just listen to them. Listening is more comforting than you realize❤️‍🩹

The sunlight was hittin' in my office yesterday 🙂‍↕️

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Still obsessed with this youtu.be/T4TpN7nPlas?...

Who up holdin' their emotional support boob

Sunday reset🫡

Winnie the Stool

adhd is a disorder where you're constantly getting pranked by yourself

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship