The problem isn't voter fraud, it's the frauds we're told to vote for.

Don't stop describing your crinkle cut fries, baby. I'm almost there

Watching the sunset is like getting a forehead kiss from the sky.

😧

TGIF🫡

bro got that elon chest 😭

soon we’ll be receiving spam phone calls from kristi noem telling us our shield of america warranty is about to expire

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

Im finally watching Love Story and it reminded me of this banger 🥺🤌 youtu.be/Lt6r-k9Bk6o?...

🥹

they should invent a cat that's immortal

Rest in PISSSS KHAMENEI

*Turns on phone, confirms continued persistence of horrors, turns off phone.*

Next weekend starts daylight savings time. Just when I thought I couldn’t get more tired.

This black mirror ass Ad Spotify be doing anything but pay artists what they deserve 😪

PENNY for your thoughts? In this economy?

My favorite song right now🤌🤌 youtu.be/lNMTtvVes8Y?...

Damn😢 Another reminder that you have no idea what people struggle with inside. Be gentle with people. Make an effort to check in on your loved ones & if someone opens up just listen to them. Listening is more comforting than you realize❤️‍🩹

The sunlight was hittin' in my office yesterday 🙂‍↕️

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Still obsessed with this youtu.be/T4TpN7nPlas?...

Deep breath exhale This is how it always ends My heart givin out Dinner party full of friends New loves old beds I’ve been seeing ghosts again All good no thanks Hunger in the growin pains How do I know how to make this stop When the world keeps spinnin And I want to get off youtu.be/gjFzhFSadZg?...

Who up holdin' their emotional support boob

Sunday reset🫡

Winnie the Stool

So proud of Momo Boyd 🥹 youtu.be/0S8vbwqyhjQ?...

😭💔

adhd is a disorder where you're constantly getting pranked by yourself

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Legiterally bro

PSA

Let EDD know I'm coming for him and his highscore😏 (I'm #2 at Q*Bert at Barcade😂)

When you’ve been raped or sexually assaulted, you don’t care about the stock market. What the Dow is doing could not matter less to the Epstein survivors. This is one of the most egregious and offensive pivots from Bondi yet. She should be removed and prosecuted for protecting pedophiles.

Leavitt says they’re “moving on from Epstein” Pam Bondi tries to talk about the stock market as though that’s more important than hundreds of children being raped & trafficked. She can’t even face the survivors. This photo is one for the history books 📷 Roberto Schmidt

I’m so tired of hearing millionaires and billionaires talk about how great the economy is while people are starving

I've never seen someone suck dick that hard without anything in their mouth holy fuck

sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on

Every new Epstein detail is more horrifying than the one before… and still the government does nothing. Leavitt says they’re “moving on from it”. I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that a government that kidnaps & imprisons little children is also willing to protect pedophiles.

thanks, bluesky

Just took an everything shower, took my magnesium with melatonin, charged my vibrator & I'm about to fall asleep with fresh sheets. Goodnight sluts🫡

The way i could spot Pedro Pascal a mile away🙂‍↕️😂😂 HE WAS SHAKING THOSE HIPS BABAAAAY

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

are…uhh…are we the penis?

Having ADHD is fun because you can do things like order a case of beef jerky because you’re craving a very specific kind but then also completely forget that it even exists by the next day and then you surprise yourself with a case of your favorite beef jerky

there is nothing on this earth that i won’t try to pick up using my toes before giving up and using my hands