i call my mom every sunday to share personal news and chat. she's really into celebrities, so i tell her about the famous people i've pissed off in the last week. she gets super excited.

STOP SHOPPING - dashare.zone ADMIN

Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

Going to my annual physical this morning, reminding my doctor that, just like the Timberwolves, the only goal is to survive and advance.

Computer...live my life for me

It wasn't politics that cost me friends; it was morals.

Playing this game called “Should I post that/this?” and getting tons of rejections.

“We could see the largest drop in Black representation since the end of Reconstruction." Garrison Hayes, Ari Berman, and Pema Levy discuss the Supreme Court's death blow to the Voting Rights Act of 1965—the law that defeated Jim Crow. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajPY...

Currently buying CD’s again to get back to my roots.

seriously, Talarico is from Texas. Him saying he supports oil and gas says *nothing* about the viability of this or that politics unless you're planning on Texans being the deciding vote. and if you were hoping Texas would lead the way in decarbonization, I hate to break it to you but...

The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.

Microwaves: here’s your hot bowl of cold pasta.

What if dogs lick us because they know there's bones inside us

86 the green beans has NEVER meant to murder the green beans. I know it, you know it and he knows it!

Wemby: “I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions.” This is amazing.

If you’re going to take away our civil rights, don’t be surprised when we stop acting so civil

She was so good...❤️ youtu.be/b-I2s5zRbHg?...

On the one hand, the crashing of LIV Golf ends the most shameful money grab in the history of that or maybe any sport. On the other hand ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha …

"I will leave when I think it's appropriate to do so". Follow up: "By staying aren't you denying Trump the majority on the Board?" A: I'm staying on because of actions that have been taken; they've left me no choice. He is the GOAT, plain and simple.

"If you can't be kind, be quiet."

#meme #memes #gamingmemes #gaming #videogames #nintendo #Xbox #playstation

The Florida state House just passed DeSantis' new gerrymander. The governor had basically told lawmakers to disregard Section 2 in anticipation of Callais (which of course came an hour before this vote).

Definitely pack the court.

This is a disgraceful opinion – decided on strictly partisan lines – and yet another major blow to our democracy.   They've effectively taken the teeth out of the landmark Voting Rights Act and invalidated so much hard-fought progress. A truly sad day.

I can’t predict what will happen. The Spurs have to practice until the results of Minnesota and Denver are out. I'll say Spurs in seven?

this would fix the website

Breaking: The Trump-aligned FCC is planning to file paperwork as early as this afternoon that will challenge Disney's eight licenses for its eight ABC stations. The early-renewal move would be a major escalation by Brendan Carr and would be widely seen as retaliation over Jimmy Kimmel cnn.it/41XdjH1

George Condo, American (1957- ), Prescription for the Clinically Normal, 2012, acrylic, charcoal, and pastel on linen, diptych, each: 228.6 x 165.1 cm, overall: 228.6 x 330.2 cm, private collection

The Iran war is a global disaster. It's what happens when a nation is dumb enough to elect a moron to run its government. Maybe they hoped that installing him would vindicate their own moronicity, but instead it's reinforced it - the world is now in no doubt that Americans are too stupid to vote.

Depth cannot be taught.

Never Forget Old Dogs Are Beautiful Too ❤️🥳 Original post

You can’t spell “petrostate” without “prostate.” This is a stupid thing to say that I just made up. But it’s also a powerful idea that just might get us out of this mess.

You know what phrase I hate? “Shark-infested waters”. No, you dumb fucks. Sharks LIVE in the water. The waters are human-infested just like every other part of the planet. HUMANS are the problem, not animals.

Cause if the music is loud enough Then you can't hear your own thoughts

Who is responsible for the dramatic increase in violence and dehumanizing rhetoric in American politics since Donald Trump started running for president in June 2015? Who could it be? It really is a mystery.

Melania Trump has made more statements attacking Jimmy Kimmel than she has about the guy who showed up with the gun

Times are really shitty. Remember, if you see anybody "stealing" food... No, you didn't.

Didn't Melania's husband mock the Pope, post blasphemous content, threaten genocide, ridicule and threaten the press, and engage in an illegal, unwinnable war with Iran -- all of that in the past month? Very offensive, divisive, and hateful.

The DOJ violates the Epstein Files Transparency Act on the daily. So I'm suing Todd Blanche. As a journalist, I cannot report accurately on the Epstein Files if I cannot even read them. I am represented by @brendanballou.bsky.social & we seek to hold the DOJ accountable for its noncompliance.

Have they brought our Navy more food yet??

One of the best I've ever seen! Absolutely eye popping cabinet sized highly UV reactive blue Red Fox Agate from Patagonia. 📷 The Mineral Collective #minerals #geology

I don’t know do you think the director of the FBI should be doing something?

I love sports, I really do. But fuck me I am so sick of seeing all the sports betting shit be like 90% of the advertisements, it almost makes me wanna stop watching sports. As an aside, Fanatics is horrible, they are one of the worst things to ever happen to sports.

if only Louis XVI had had a ballroom he might be alive today

Almost there.

Wembey cleared for tonight’s game! #spurs

Crazy to think I have a novel coming out in a month. Imagining telling my 19 year old self I finally did it. She'd be like "Why did it take you 20 years?" And I'd be like, "Girl, fuck you. Shut up. I had stuff going on."