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[forgets the word “breakfast”] you guys wanna meet for… uh… for…

if you’ve seen this guy on jeopardy at all this week you would understand why this is entirely NOT surprising

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

nearly pooped myself in fear watching hokum tonight. fabulous watch. favorite new movie of 2026 so far!

I will post ten billion pictures of her because they’re all the best

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Everyone is making jokes about this, but I actually agree. I've done visits with high schoolers and been shocked that so many of them struggle to handwrite their own names. It's not about cursive exclusively. It's about fine motor skills, which our kids are losing.

Had an uncle like this at my wedding

told my boyfriend I had to stay in the car to call my bubby but it was really to call the restaurant to ask them to put a birthday candle on his dessert when we order it tonight

I don’t think this is true

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

Wrote something for @thetimes.com about why JFK Jr. is popular again. IMO, what you're admiring isn't just his handsome looks and style, but the fact that he lived in walkable urban neighborhoods and had enough time for exercise, hobbies, and a lover. www.thetimes.com/us/news-toda...

found a loose zoloft in my purse

co-worker just asked me if I could explain what’s going on with jewish people and israel to him

I’m not going to get into this again but the defund the police critique remains complete bullshit yes we can was nonspecific lock her up doesn’t lay out why or for what make america great again couldn’t be less specific this critique is pure reactionary nonsense filtered through pundits

The way so many people on this app are boldly declaring that a white man doesn’t have to empathize or show solidarity with Black men because he is disabled Nasty business

if I was a traitor I'd be grinning deviously and tenting my fingers and winking and saying shit like "the wine... how does it taste, tonight...?"

I have a sizeable Muslim population at my school and there are always some non-Muslim kids that voluntarily participate in the Ramadan fast to support their friends. It is so heartwarming.

about to do a reading terminal market haul like when influencers do luxury shopping hauls

He was 48. Chadwick Boseman was 43. These are tragedies and we need Medicare for all

been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis

This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

started crying in front of my boyfriend and his friends because of teigen the disabled dog in the puppy bowl

it’s so important to build community and a sense of belonging with your neighbors

🔵 Fool me once... 34% 🔵 Would rather eat glass 20% 🔵 Fuck you, fund SEPTA 10% 🔵 🐀🐀🐀🐀 10% 🔵 Sure 7% 🔵 Why the fuck is he even on this list 6% 🔵 Who??? 3%

brantley gilbert

I saw best in show in theaters last weekend. my favorite movie of all time. the part that always gets me is the very end, when (spoiler alert) winkie wins best in show, and cookie fleck just lets out this feral scream in relief and excitement. catherine o’hara is the heart and soul of that movie.

Catherine O’Hara was the fucking goat. Cookie Fleck is eternal to me. This walk should’ve made her immortal makeagif.com/i/rV71fV

Literally half the country wants to abolish ICE and the Democrats are going to make them pinky swear not to deport U.S. citizens anymore

9 teachers called out this morning

You can't reform this. It must be abolished.

I’ve never heard of a “law enforcement” agency putting an officer who just killed someone back on the street under 24 hours. And that’s because all shootings are treated as homicides pending investigation. This is as clear a sign as you’ll get that DHS personnel enjoy practical immunity from murder.

okay i’m drunk and on facetime with my mom and she’s been talking to me for the last10 minutes about some book about divorce that she read

I’ve been getting these exact same posts on my facebook feed, but its jason kelce vs whoopi instead. why do these AI slop creators hate whoopi so much

It’s gotta feel really good to be so hated that you have to wear a mask in public all of the time so your neighbors don’t know what your job is.

four teachers called out this morning. fuck my big fat chungus life

started crying talking about my dog because she turned 3 yesterday. TGIF, baby!!!!!!

i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

can’t sleep because I scared myself playing an iphone detective mystery game

here’s my official ranked list of movies that came out in 2025!! I saw 43 new movies total, 25 of which I saw in the theater.

I’ve had three glasses of wine at my parents’ house time to respond to everyone’s Instagram story

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

when people say to "listen to your body" i dont think they understand my body is telling me to eat a plate of mini quiches for lunch 24/7