I have an amazing idea for a halloween costume

I’m never deleting facebook, part 1376:

Repeat after me: you can win elections without sacrificing people.

hmmmm…….…. okay

A who's who of "who?"

it’s the ugly stepsister but no one is brave enough to admit it

since when? yesterday? come on

just swept the reality tv category of jeopardy

running with a theory that dinner party episodes of tv shows are always the best

work today DRAINED me. just want to go home and finish watching Mothering My Husband’s Bastard (Final Version)

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

I made this lamb ragu over couscous a few nights ago and I’m still reeling over how good it was

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

this is actually INSANE

continuing his work

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk: "Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."

The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.

boy i'll say

retweet if you believe only a TRUE veteran should go to war with Chicago!

Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race Media: wow these are the same thing

Haha, happy ten years!

happy ten years @howiemandel.bsky.social

on the train with pumpkin. she gets really concerned every time the train makes a stop and people get off

i’m going back to twitter

me, getting bribed: where the fuck are the chips

This is exactly--and I mean exactly--how Holocaust deniers have long discredited the Final Solution being a concerted effort & high-level order. "The Jews in the camps all died of typhoid outbreaks"

Think about how many people wake up every day and say to themselves “time to write a long Reddit post that is an obvious lie” and then they do it

happy to report I am now officially a film influencer

I can’t believe and just like that ended with a toilet literally overflowing with poop

everyone’s posting jokes about weapons and I don’t understand them because I haven’t seen it yet

find the guy who doesn’t make fun of you for your weird, silly movie choices 💕

you can pry facebook out of my dead, cold hands because I’m never deleting it

what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go? 🤔

ACAB includes beach patrol

Social media is full of videos saying hormonal contraception can hurt you and promoting natural alternatives. How did the treatments get such a bad reputation and do alternatives work?

just saw a billboard that said, “whether you call it soccer or football, antisemitism is a foul.” ????

four decades of dems appealing to bipartisanship later:

i’m so sorry, I have to be late to work today, my dog is being Extremely Cute

it’s time for my triennial watch of that one clip from true blood where russell eddington pulls out that newscaster’s spine on live tv and then delivers a monologue about how vampires will eat you and your children

I say this in all sincerity, these are the types of reply guys I truly cherish. you want to encourage and nurture them. they are the best. CC @skupone.bsky.social

a lot of the uber drivers I get in the mornings like to listen to jesus-y prayer pop music, and I gotta admit, it’s all kind of catchy

this is the most aggressively “look at me I’m on my period” grocery haul I could have ever concocted

sorry if I’m being too centrist for saying this, but josh shapiro would be miles and miles better than gavin newsom, for most if not all marginalized communities.

found something extremely cursed at one of my fave coffee shops today

goodnight pumpkin

“Men are visual creatures” ok then why do their apartments and outfits look like that

every day I log onto facebook, check out the chihuahua friends facebook group, and cry