Sunday workout done. Too tired for the scaries to get me now. 🫪

Had two awful nightmares last night. Two different people died that were important in my younger years and it in both similar dreams I ultimately decided to move my husband and I back to my hometown to “take over the family business”. I don’t know what that means but I’m shook this morning so…

Trimmed the beard and…damn I’ve lost weight in my face maybe?

A message for you all to carry through the year

Reskeet with your Top 4 Kanto Pokémon

2019 I was a unit. Trying to get back to this thickness.

Looks like we all horny this morning. Happy almost pride weekend my fellow horny queers. 😜

Canes won. Braves won. I’ll take it.

Tomorrow is leg day 2 for the week and my glutes are still sore. Omg I better have the fattest and juiciest ass in the next 12 weeks or I am going to take a toaster bath. 😭

Another Friday of me working my ass off at the end of the day and clocking out an hour after my shift ended.

My feelings regarding all the “belly” discourse on IG/TT

I see it but honestly I saw it more like this pose like “yes give cunty glamour shot pose!”

when he’s sucking so good it sounds like music:

“It’s going to be people with substance versus people with shallow knowledge. It’s going to be mastery versus faking it. It’s going to be people with good taste versus tacky. I trust you will put in the work necessary to be on the right side of those battles.”

I want you to know I was working out minding my business and a man walked in the gym in a crop top and joggers and when he turned his cap around I IMMEDIATELY thought of this skeet and I am BALD finishing my little workout. 😭😭😭 @the-red-comet.bsky.social

I wish I knew why my cat keeps turning off my cpap machine at 3-4 am in the fucking morning. 😒

I want everybody reading this to know that if you use AI in any capacity, this is actually your fault. You have contributed to the problem & actively pricing yourselves (and everyone else) out of this hobby because you have to have an AI generated drawing of yourself, or ask chat gpt for therapy

Jesus after his resurrection:

Braves losing to the Red Sox given how the first 40 some games went for each team is…honestly not surprising.

Cynthia Erivo tells Variety that appearing on ‘Big Mouth’ was the “best role in my life”: “I played the vagina. And she was powerful, amazing, frank and straightforward — the way you want them all to be.”

there has never been a better time to tell this company worth BILLIONS to drop their lawsuit against a drag queen working for climate awareness :)

‘The Good Advice Cupcake’ creator Loryn Brantz says she is “horrified and disgusted” after BuzzFeed allegedly gave her character to an AI platform without her involvement. She also called for a boycott of BuzzFeed and AI-produced animation.

This pretty much sums it up: 1/2

Today was leg day. Trying to make these pancakes into cupcakes. 😵‍💫

New vocal stim, loading….

My arms feel like jello after push day but my tits feel so full and juicy. I missed working out.

Back on her bullshit. 🫪

I’m declaring this summer “My Cottage Summer” aka I am out in nature with my man and no one else but the parents might make a cameo.

I had a meltdown/crash out last night/this morning. So to put context to my last 6 months: 1) stomach problems related to zepbound 2) bestie 1 mother in law cancer diagnosis 3) bestie 2 diagnosed with MS 4) husband’s bestie autoimmune troubles 5) bestie 1 mother in law dying from cancer 6) promotion

It's loser behavior to post images you had an LLM generate and bitch about how you get judged for it. Just accept that you will lose friends over it at this point. Embracing it because "it's here to stay" is just a cope. You just don't want to be disliked for using something people hate. Tough.

yoko shimomura - dearly beloved you agree. reskeet.

Left the house when I didn’t want to to get something the store didn’t have so treating ourselves to a triple dipper at chilis for not having a meltdown outside. 🫪

The difference between Bluesky and Twitter is the annoying losers on Bluesky are weird Dem dorks and the annoying losers on Twitter are child abusing Nazis.

If I’m not evolved enough to understand it, then why did they have to steal my writing to train it?

Because Shane feels like he would be a Janeway stan.

Did not log out until an hour after I was suppose to clock out due to an urgent ticket and then went out with husband and some friends for hotpot. Waking from my food coma cause the kiki and food was a much needed start to the weekend.

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

I need oomf to put on a Padres hat and record a video of him ************* and send it to me. 👀

Kelley Wilt is at IML. He assaulted me at a leather party the instant I stopped to say Safety No to rough play that he wanted, and caused $1200+ in medical. He said he had consent by virtue of setting. Kelley is at IML now. He'll grab you if you let him get close and blame you if you don’t like it.

Checking out new music and the queer gods have blessed us with the pride anthem of 2026

He was so real for this

Fuck it. Happy #fursday. This would be your view if I was topping you.

The Empire Strikes Back was released 46 years ago today. Still my favorite Star Wars, still my favorite ending.

Got home, got naked, fucked a load in my fleshlight. A good boy would have been preferred but it got the job done.