I have to let the girls know this was a joke about being marked safe…

So @growingbrovine.farm will be in Chicago for Market Days this year. I haven’t been back there since Pre-Covid and I get to see/hang with one of my absolute favorite people @kowtip13.bsky.social So if you see us there say hello but no we’re not moving there.

Cause what’s crazy is Tony even says it. “He killed my mom.” He knows what his dad was involved in and might not be innocent to all but his mom was his champion and rational thought is leaving the room.

Yea having sent part of the weekend watching the first 3 Captain America movies ending with Civil War. I’m dying on that hill Tony was justified at the end of that film. Cap was on that bullshit. If you want to fight me I have my address ready I’m not doing it in the comments.

Every time a straight man tells me he got into lifting to get the girls I know the greatest piece of propaganda ever is still hard at work. There is no fucking way. Yes I’m being hyperbolic about greatest but seriously have never had a woman ask me about my body in public.

venter

I’ve been tracking bodybuilding basically since I was 13 years old (over 20 years now) there’s always some kid whose age 18-23 transformation is insane and we all feel like shit. He’s got the size but he kind of plateaus from there and we never see him really compete or do anything of note

Yourself, but as a cartoon:

My buddy who’s 6’4 330. “Do I look like a bottom to you?” when I showed him a post. Me: “Now we’re not going to act like Fe fi fo bottoms don’t exist.”

By Jim Benton

Not sure who needs to hear this but admitting you're wrong doesn't kill you instantly

All these 2017 callbacks is showing me is some of us better work on our personalities before the muscles fade, because 🌝 *clears throat dramatically* and that’s all I’m gonna say.

How it feels lately moving through gay bars.

*I set out food scale to measure out meal and grabs a bowl to put food in. I put bowl next to food scale and begin loading rice into it. Me staring puzzled at the scale and why it’s still zero then I realize the bowl isn’t on the scale* 🥴

Watching Rachel Reid and Jacob Tierney do the rounds the past week has been enlightening for a lot of reasons. For those unaware she suffers from Parkinson’s disease and I found myself uncomfortable watching her hand twitch knowing one day it will progress to both of her hands and so on… 1/?

Happy Pride everyone! If you’re out, welcome! If you’re not yet, that’s ok we will still be here and celebrate you when you’re ready. I’m a safe space for you though until you’re ready to publicly come out. 🌈🏳️‍🌈

its his month,

I think the reason people are so thrown by the Sean Evans and Keke Palmer interaction is there is genuine chemistry but that doesn’t necessarily mean they have to end their current relationships it’s just beautiful to watch energies sync up. The reason some people have never experienced it……1/2

Pride Month doesn’t start till Monday. But happy early Pride to this absolute icon.

Bulk is over at 321. It wasn’t the number I wanted but I’m leaner and heavier which is all I could ask for. I’ve had a lot of fun the past few months and some wrenches showed up but when is that not the case. Onward and upward.

One day the lord is going to not block my finger from typing out my thoughts on the Wide Load Podcast.

Next time we will actually grab a pic and better weather.

This will be half your gay friend group only for them to clock in every Monday to a 9-5 with a 401k, several advanced degrees and an HOA meeting on the 3rd Thursday of the month.

I never want to be the Internet’s Punching Bag of the Week. I can’t handle a room full of people singing happy birthday to me. If I was perceived on such a level like being dragged by the community I would literally explode into a million pieces.

I recently saw a post that said the chokehold backward hats have on millennials needs to be studied. Someone replied, “well some of us learned to suck dick in a park.” And the scream I let out 🥴 cause maybe so.

It was an absolute pleasure to get to meet @ohheydj.bsky.social in person this weekend while he was in town for Momocon and outside of a copious amounts of naps not much else happened. I was apparently in desperate need of naps and rest.

Same old pose, just a different day. Hopefully yall are having a good start to the week 😁

Not me realizing when someone asking my summer plans and I’ve done all these things this year but summer is just starting 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

He sweaty

Annual review. I wonder how much will be the bonus this year :3

🎶I wanna do steroids I don’t want to fit through doors🎶

Them giving us Musclechub Jabba the Hutt (Rotta the Hutt, his son) in the Mando movie is kind of hilarious

Fat F*ck Friday 🐊

Really loved how my second tattoo turned out. It looks like a sticker than you can just peel off my body 🥰🥰🥰

The part of being a Mom that I know has to be exhausting is someone will tell you a story leaving out select details that are key to your decision making process and you have to play 20 questions with their ass to get key parts they voluntarily omitted. That’s what it’s like talking to most people.

🐻 patreon update!

I recently watched an interview where actor /comedian Martin Short, talking about his daughter who passed away, said: “She did the best she could until she couldn’t,” and described mental illness as often being a “terminal disease.” We need more compassionate honesty and conversations like this

Got a great chest and arm pump going on, and gotta share it with yall 💪 Art by @skiptheorca.bsky.social Thanks so much ❤️

I’m worried for some of you that you’re not fulfilling your potential. You could be so much fucking worse than you are right now.

Samson Dauda - As Macaulley Jordan here points out, Samson is pretty damned closed to being the modern day Ronnie Coleman who shares the title with Lee Haney as both having the most number of and consevutive amount of being crowned Mr Olypmia.

Can definitely tell it’s getting closer to summer. If I bite your neck and drag you back to my cave it’s your fault. You have been warned.

line art preview cause he came out so pretty and my hand hurts

Rewatching JJK from the start and I hit epsiode 42 which is heavy for obvious reasons. After Mahito's act that defines the episode there is such an unserious moment between him and Yuji. Yuji yelling "What the hell are you, Mahito?" and him replying "You don't have to shout, I can hear you fine."

New international symbol for she stacked like dinnerware

The sluttiest day of the week ☕️

It’s why we have an end unit I can look down at him working the corner from the comfort of my kitchen

Blastoise

Hidden by Tumblr.

I’m really against the prison industrial complex but one question does that include thigh jail?

Each stretchmark a sign of growth. 💪 Every snaking vein a testimony of dedication. 🏃‍♂️ Every mapped scar a story of triumph and hardship. 🏆 #Bara #Muscle #OCSky #Galyn