merry flexmas!

The amount of gay men who want a BDSM relationship with Santa needs to be studied.

happy hongadays from this big softee to you 🎄🎊🎁 #bunnart

WAIT A MINUTE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE- TIME TO POST ONE OF MY FAVOURITE IMAGES THE BINCH

A quote I recently saw: “Why be your brother’s keeper when you can be his assassin?!” That’s some crazy work.

Seeing the community sharing and sending around a picture of the same basic bitches just makes me think of this quote from Caleb Hearon

King showing off to the crowd after a sweaty match! Full version at: patreon.com/chesschirebacon

One of the best pieces of advice I can give guys who are bulking and consuming large quantities of food please go for a walk afterwards just 5-10 minutes I promise it helps with digestion so much.

The audio is frying my brain and I’m going to sleep 🥴

When you're on such a kinky wavelength with your friends you know soon you'll be able to pilot a Jaeger together.

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

If you see this we must insist you post a picture from your device without explanation

I don’t know about root chakra and whether it’s true or whatever but baby still my hips got one 45 min session I’ve felt so energetic and less annoyed

One of my biggest pet peeves is people who knowingly park too close to you and if happened at work yesterday. For reference we have two 7 story parking garages at my job even with one half of one being worked on with only 3 days in office it’s pretty hard to do this. Well it happened and… 1/?

A refreshed ref sheet for my Blastoise DILF Roy! Thicker, and more hair than before~ He is the owner of a beach front cafe 🍵 🎨: @vintagart.bsky.social

Well had a pants rip at the best possible place (the gym). Although I think it started earlier and I just heard/noticed here in true fashion. 😭 Jean shopping this weekend I suppose.

My hips feel so good after getting that adjustment. 😭😭😭 I needed that so badly I feel so tall now.

I’m still not over episode 18 of Gachiakuta. Riyo you are a queen.

@porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social The internet really does it all.

Daniel Kaluuya confirms he’s developing a ‘Spider-Punk’ animated film 🕷️ “Those Spider-Verse films, they speak to me … I think the filmmakers and the animators are some of the best storytellers in the game” (via Deadline)

I’ve found myself crying during some of these last episodes of My Hero Academia. Seeing how much All for One had his fingers on the scale for Shigaraki and how he never stood a chance. His final message to Spinner and their friendship through it all. Uraraka mourning the death of Himiko. Just wow.

Roman Yushchenko

wow! it's everybody's favorite animal men from the pizza lizard cartoon, beepboop and rockapella

A Merry Eggnog Season to You All.

🫠🫠🫠 need an ID?

It’s men/male presenting people involved. The dumbassness is like butter you can’t make a cake without it. I’m gonna be annoyed out of my romantic mind but I will be so seated.

Getting introduced to gay hockey smut with “Heated Rivalry” and the guy playing Ilya I want to bite his juicy bubble butt so badly.

Jo Palacios - A difference of 7 years and nearly a hundred pounds.

The Zane Philips discourse is hilarious to me. Because we’re not supposed to body shame except when it’s someone we don’t think will fuck us is what I’m getting from it. Oh the stories I could tell on folks.

Guillermo del Toro has revealed that ‘FRANKENSTEIN’ will get a physical media release At least one deleted scene will included on the release.

I know these three 20 somethings I just warned not to walk next to the hack squat when I’m lifting think I’m a dick. But you see a group of mid 20 dudes with the smell of unmedicated ADHD in the air makes me leery and I don’t want to go to jail if one of them bumps this machine.

The same principle applies in bed he can’t be too lean I’ll feel like I’m driving over a cobble stone street. Just bumps everywhere.

A Chrysler 300 look like a Phantom until a Phantom pull up.

The Flayed Man’s Tale~ another concept design for @realgdt.bsky.social incredible FRANKENSTEIN! Always a wonderful collaboration with Guillermo and the amazing Mike Hill, working over in-progress body sculpt pics & trying different head/ jaw designs (originally a screaming skull in early concept)!

And I’ll keep saying it. You can’t prove me wrong. A muscle gay or twink might not like you, might not want to be seen in public with you but a former fat guy will make it his life’s mission and build a media empire on hating you. These are not the same things.

I hate you all

My flirting style is “Pigtail Puller” just fair warning to all who step in front of me.

I understand what @iamjon2013.bsky.social meant yesterday by Diet Pepsi at Friendsgiving yesterday and I found it. It’s absolute bubblegum pop nonsense. We need that sometimes.

No matter how old I get, rejection never feels good. What I’ve found that works for me is to acknowledge and validate the feelings, process them and move forward. Not every person or opportunity is meant for you and that’s okay. The ones that are meant to be will come when they’re supposed to. 🔥

After 5 weeks of bulking (still tons more to go) I’m back into the 290s and happy with the gains made just got to keep putting one foot in front of the other.

YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOMENTS WAITING

If you don’t have wings you can grow them.

Oh sweetie he’s so far back it’s not even funny

It's the hat, it's literally just the hat. @revelionart.bsky.social's wolf man Romulus

Realized I didn’t make a post about it here. Aside from a vague ass one the day of or day before. But on 10/16 @the-red-comet.bsky.social and myself finally went from partners to husbands. Well over a decade together. Here’s to more. Thanks for @photodogg.bsky.social for capturing the special day.

Was feeling under the weather so i drew some hyper buff Peppys

No seriously can’t get enough of this. I need to go back and watch this flick. Romeo + Juliet had English teachers gagged when we were in middle and high school.

When I see a big thick boy out in the wild. I’m just gonna start calling you “Bop Its” gonna slap them titties, that belly and that ass in some order to activate you like the Winter Solider.

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