Hello, boys.

Mozart: Requiem – Lacrimosa

What a delight having my birthday on Tummy Tuesday. ☺️☺️☺️

Tomorrow is my birthday. Do what you want with that info. 💁🏻‍♂️

Im in bed sick, send noods.

“Dad please, I just wanna be left alone with my feelings.”

I’m a simple man, just make fire!!!!

Sky’s out, thighs out.

Oh I got this cute bookmark last week while we were in Chicago!

I woke up late and now I’m waiting for Champions to download.

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.

Five television programmes to get to know me: - Power Rangers - Digimon - Sailor Moon - Psych - Supernatural

Eric dragged us out onto a boat tour. Chicago why tf is your city so hot already??

These drinks were delicious btw. The Cold Brew Rum was my fave.

Alright boys, the grade c lean beef is served.

Bless Apple Maps for having transit info bc I am NOT vibing with the CTA app.

I fear I am interacting with some of you and I apologize. I’m awkward af.

Real talk: why tf does every establishment here have the heat set to scorched earth? We literally have the AC running in our room lmao.

First full day of Chicago down.

See ya later, Savannah. Where my Chicago #Cub, #Bear, & #Daddy?

I love the light in this one, that warm spring light is really starting to reach down into the dark corners left unlit through the winter. #London #Photography #ECK #StunDay #BlueskyArtShow #StreetPhotography

Monday always comes too quick.

☺️☺️☺️

The new scent pads in the urinals at work smell like fruity pebbles.

Y’all I am pooped. I didn’t get home from work until 11 last night and then turned around to be back here at 7. And now I’ve got go hold hands with a vendor that is clearly incompetent and 8 months behind schedule on a project.

Last day of vacation.

🫣🫣🫣 just circling back. We’ll be there March 28th - April 3rd.

Never thought I’d wake up on a Saturday morning to a pedophile starting a war to hide his crimes. #Impeach #TrumpEpstein

Let’s go!

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CAT checkpoint! Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

Another day, another dollar. Let’s (attempt to) get this bread.

“No dad, please don’t bother me right now.”

I need someone to help me with getting bingo.

Happy V-Day to all the cuties in my phone.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over at work. “Please turn off caps lock and it will work.”

taxes: filed. fasfa: applied for. advisement: scheduled. whew I need a rest.

Hello, boys.

Y’all please send help to my cybersec engineer. He’s only 25 and pondering the era of MySpace.

Me sitting quietly at my desk.

Snowpocalypse 2026; Savannah GA.

Here come the flurries! ::please close work on Monday, please close work on Monday::

I accidentally trimmed my beard too short. 😬😬😬

The keycaps having finally come in for the Baymax board!!

I think I’ve found a new wallpaper.

I have spent the better part of 3 hours attempting to plan my upcoming college career.