Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw: - Cat Mountain - Reggie Watts - Lawrence - Hozier - Ziggy Marley (Honorable mention to Neil Degrasse Tyson but idk if that counts as a concert.)

You ever eat a nice warm meal of nice comforting chicken noodle soup but then that cozy sleepy feeling turns into outright fainting because your body decided blood for digestion was more important than blood for brain? Anyways vasovagal syncope is a bitch.

I've always said this, but since last November, I've been pointing this out frequently in whatever venues to whatever audiences I can: "The planet NASA studies most is Earth."

This is me if you even care

sherman, for the love of god!

Look. If your partner is regularly laid up with chronic pain or illness, and you say they can’t keep candy in the bedroom because it will attract mice, then I think it’s only fair that you get them a snack when they have the munchies. #wheresmyreesecup #sadness

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

give greta thunberg a gundam

*prince voice* little moist towelette

What a delight to learn that most people aren't in fact raging LGBTQ-phobic shitweasels

As a theoretical cosmologist, I'm frequently asked "what is the benefit of the work you're doing for people's lives?" Nothing I work on makes money or cures disease. There are a few different answers one can give, at various levels of "convincing" / "actually relevant to why the work is done." 1/🧵

My therapist just told me “I feel like we are all collectively in that Edvard Munch ‘The Scream’ painting right now.” So that’s how it’s going.

We are here because policing in the U.S. has been this way for generations. This is why ICE acts with impunity. They know they can act this way.

I'm sorry for having a fat ass, I didn't do it on purpose

@mikeflanaganfilm.com are there any recent books you have read that you would love to see adapted (by you or someone else?)

If true, this is the latest example of Donald Trump, Kash Patel, and the entire administration weaponizing the federal government to silence speech and deny our LGBTQ+ community’s existence. Plus, it’s illegal.

Holy hell. DHS just openly stated that its agents use “reasonable suspicion” to make ARRESTS. This is blatantly unconstitutional. The Supreme Court is clear that you need probable cause to arrest someone, as opposed to stop them to ask them a question or two. This is huge b/c…

I think we need to emphasize hobbies again. Doomscrolling and trolling are too prevalent and I think society would be better as a whole if that energy were directed to baking bread or knitting or collecting cool rocks or something. We need more hobbies.

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

✶ Poison Ivy ✶ Who doesn’t love a goth baddie? xx #art #poisonivy

Twelve years ago, our world was united. We didn’t let things like party lines or who we loved divide us. We all looked forward to a brighter future. It is time we get back to what truly matters… ..It is time to bring back the Harlem Shake.

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Congresswoman files articles of impeachment against RFK Jr. We've been sounding the alarm for months, sending 3k+ quack-o-grams, and collecting 25k petition signatures calling on our reps to impeach & remove RFK Jr. We’re closing in on him. Help us WIN the fight. 🦆 zurl.co/vkZQV

✶ Pinup Ivy ✶ [sent in response to any fan mail, sealed with a deadly kiss] #art #poisonivy

I would always rather be us than them, every fucking day, no matter how angry or scared I get trading our humanity for the feeble hope that proximity to power will protect us is not fucking worth it we all die as we live and their picture of what "success" looks like is truly so fucking bleak

✶ cape sundew ✶ she’s gonna catch you 😈✨ #art #carnivorousplants

✶ best girl ✶ (slash dragon slash bird) #fanart #dunmeshi

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Comedians are not the canaries in the coal mine. Sex workers already were, and a lot of y'all weren't listening.

Heritage Foundation has released an absolutely insane policy proposal to label all trans people as domestic terrorists. It uses completely made up instances of terrorism and made up statistics but facts don't matter to them. They want us all eradicated.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

the millennials yearn for precedented times

Loyalty is for the people. Please help them out by directing folks to their store and their website Spread the word!

Doomscrolling break! Here is my senior dog Marcie enjoying some Twin Peaks.

Had an amazing night of DnD and open mic music at @celestiacollective.bsky.social tonight! Who could ask for more?

endlessly grateful to exist, to trot with my buds and share stories. to look up at the moon and think about everyone else who has looked before. to have taste buds. to watch the seasons change. so many wonderful things are just GIVEN to us by existence, it can be hard to remember to say thanks

this is the GOAT tumblr post and always will be

Maybe I accidentally ate some magical mushrooms. Am I hallucinating or did the president of the United States just declare war on the city of Chicago?

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

The Trump administration has canceled the Biden era rule where airlines would have to compensate passengers for flight disruptions.

in glasgow this weekend? i'll be at fan frontier's epic comic con at the SECC 🫡 #conventions i'll be part of THREE stamp rallies! find me at AJ7 🙏

Wow it's almost like it's actually an objectively well made game and is actually fun with amazing characters and good story telling! 😅😭 #DragonAgeTheVeilguard #DAV

A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.

Sammie commission #sinners2025

Bless these brave women!

BRO. THAT’S THE BOOK. THAT’S LITERALLY THE BOOK. WHAT THE FUCK.

Not officially confirmed but Nelvana, one of Canada's most storied animation studios, appears to have quietly closed down on Friday, yet another casualty of Corus Entertainment's struggle to survive.

✶ muerte ivy ✶ #art #bodypositive