me, half an hour into the polycule meet:

open up your polycule skilltree. here you can spec into all kinds of upgrades to your polycule. you can start the 'everyone watches an episode of king of the hill together because they're too tired from work to fuck' pathway for two skill points.

I got married today 💜

submissives will spending extraordinary amounts of time and effort on demonstrations of deep, servile devotion that truly stir your heart as a dominant and make you feel exalted, worshiped and adored, and it's beautiful that sometimes all it takes to repay that feeling in kind is jerking off to it

Also the lions won so that's neat too

Forget MTG. Organizing group hangouts to watch football and having int end in a spontaneous orgy is where it's at

Wild that feeling this level of disappointment in the lions feels foreign now. Anyways this game is rough. FTP

the microwave fills yuor food with gay thoughts until it explodes

I know we're all excited about him dying, but he has a wife and kids. They're even more excited and I hate to think of those shits smiling.

NORTHERN LION: But it’s the anal shelf you gotta watch out for…. Don’t go past the anal shelf without a—uh- a flared base. Or some kind of (makes gesture) tugging rope, what do they call that? (reading) “What is the anal shel—“ BROO. Don’t! You can’t be doing depth play and not know about the shelf!

dom's do have a reason to wear a collar, and that reason is chaining your sub to you and watching the prey instinct in their eyes as they realize they can't get away, can't push you off, can't move you no matter how hard they pull

If I may flex for a moment. 650 of those miles were done in nonstop pouring rain on the highway. Another 650 were done with a bruised rib, pulled shoulder, and COVID. I feel like I could fight the gods on that bike

Got to roadtrip the bike 2k miles over a week. Never felt so free in my life

in the next 14 days I -Move in with my partner -Start a new job - Start a long distance week long road trip on my motorcycle. I'm both beyond excited and anxious

*logs into spotify to listen to music* HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID *logs into youtube to watch political content* HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID *turning on your computer to start using it* HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID

Need more Mechsplo stories of handlers getting fucked over by their PMC or Corp. I wanna see a handler as mentally ruined as a Pilot but have to hide it and still go perform tasks and duties with the appearance of being in control

The melt type pilot is when you take her out of the mech and place her gently between two pieces of bread with cheese and griddle her to a nice golden brown

Last night I hit my GF across the face with a copy of WARHOUND during sex. I think that's what the author intended.

"I asked grok" "I asked ChatGPT" yeah well I asked Gold Ship and she kicked me in the face

To her credit, she has been nothing but polite and caring to everyone she's met I've brought here. and I've even managed to move the needle on some of her views.

Having to live temporarily with conservative family the past bit has been weirdly enjoyable as I subject my grandmother to a never ending stream of weird Tgirls and challenge myself to see how much gay shit i can get away with.

Showed up on my bike to impress a girl and I Slowly tipped over at a standstill in a parking lot and ate concrete in front of her

Waking up hungover after a concert. I'm cooking her breakfast while she makes me coffee and plays 90s PS1 shopters. We made it girls

People are like, "Wow, so the Supreme Court can just decide what medical care you get instead of you and your doctor?" Yeah man. That was Dobbs. They don't give a fuck about us, about precedent, the actual text of the law, the intent of the law, or anything else. The law is fake.

why do they call it an oven when you of IN the food, of out the express written consent of Major League Baseball

Can't get over this photo of me by @asteriskfoxxy.bsky.social

First round of my small garden veggies!

Friendly reminder that the PS3 and Xbox 360 are currently in the "cool zone" where they're old enough that games are dirt cheap but new enough they're not "retro collectibles" yet. Get your PS3 slop now.

Hard to top for other girls that is. I found it quite easy to top her after this.

It's gunna be hard to top being given physical Polaroid nudes by a girl.

The disheveled, exhausted vibes I had after having to corral multiple puppygirls for photos all day.

Walking 4 girls around on a Leash at pride and having an older butch lesbian look at me, give me an approving nod and a thumbs up, may be the most affirming thing I've ever had happen.

Gf is sitting here tracking out when she's had partners over based on the C02 meter in her houses readings.

Chat, the camera obsession ain't slowing down.

YOU CAN'T JUST USE THE CLICKER YOU NEED TO PSYCHOLOGICALLY MAKE ME LINK THE CLICK TO EITHER POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE STIMULI FIRST YOU FUCKING FOOL. THE CLICKS IN ISOLATION MEAN NOTHING I EITHER NEED IT TO BE INTERLINKED TO GOOD GIRL STIMULI OR BAD GIRL STIMULI. FUCK.

Also I found this baby at an antique store in the middle of nowhere 🥺

Vacation went amazingly. Can't wait to see how all the photos turn out ;-;

Foto

Met a guy doing street photos last night who gave me pointers and tips and took one of the best photos of me in ages.

Out here at 3am going on sidequests

"You want me to let him [sainz] past as well?"-Hamilton Holy shit this man was not ready for Ferrari strategists

Ferrari really brought the whole ass circus today. Clowns all the way down.

Hamilton to the team "Have a tea break while you're at it. Come on"

Ferrari debrief is gonna be long, I can tell

Haven't been posting as much cause I've been busy enjoying the spring weather and experiencing the joys of T4T love 💜🩵

Between Sinners and Nosferatu. Horny vampire freaks are FEASTING movie wise. Also I would simply die for Michael B. Jordan

Your outie is considering bottom surgery *smiles* Please enjoy all facts equally

I'm a little late to the party here. But holy fucking shit is Serverance so good. The cinematography in particular is stunning. Like every shot is gorgeous.