me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

Some people have misunderstood this. We literally saw how Claude itself, coded by Claude, turns one API call into a DOS of thousands upon thousands of API calls done in the sloppiest fucking way possible. This postmortem shows Bluesky vibecoded a function to DOS itself, in a similarly stupid way.

Firing and jailing RFK is the moderate position

pckt.blog/b/jcalabro/a... The postmortem of the *last* big outage shows that it was because they DOS'd themselves through vibecoded slop.

Absolutely insane projection by the powered class that fucks children between rounds of golf

i think rubning a site like this blued sky eould be easy i would somply run it all fay every day

Oh sure, it seems novel now, but soon you’ll have to go to a theater just to see the latest pannenkoek2012 video two weeks early.

Pretty sure this is the strictest definition of "false idol" that you can have

Watch out for his special toy! The Clown Prince of Crime, Joker, arrives to Mario Kart World on April 18th!

how privileged are you? Limetorrents ✅ Monochrome ✅ Pixel w/ GrapheneOS ✅ pool at home ✅ (bath counts fuck you) acid trips ✅ massive workers compensation paycheck ✅ you buy clothes often ✅ you own a credit card ❌ you don't take the bus ✅ (bike)

hype distro turns out to be lead by a bunch of weirdos. figures

the only trans I don't approve of is transcoding please never transcode one lossy format into another or I will show up at your door

When Your Doctor's a FUJOSHI!

"for security reasons we're removing support for encrypted disks"

Here are Dave and David's full unedited comments for those interested:

wont someone please fuck with me

who could have ever seen this coming oh no i am so shocked and shocked

My sons, Aryann and Grokulus, love to visit local establishments and shoot at the feet of service employees, causing them to "dance." Do you like this. Is this relatable

This dude doesn't know anything

We already had this. Checkmate sanders

my biggest problem with most consumer-grade equipment is how they try to protect the user from themselves to a fault, and then the actual equipment for people who know what they are doing usually costs a fortune

i know what encryption is. i just ran /dev/random > /dev/sda1. best encrption ever.

who downloading the new windows fuck you baltimore 😳😳😳

“The odds were against me, but somehow I just knew that betting on an airstrike ordered by the president of the United States would hit,” said President Donald Trump

OMFG they think we are the dumbest people who ever lived.

For years we said they’re going for a genocide of trans people and for years we were told to “stop being so dramatic.” Now we’re at the point of human experimentation with the explicit goal of eradicating us. Can we call the genocide a fucking genocide now?

It’s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim “adult illustrations” is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They don’t have an answer. In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)

"What if we boiled everyone in acid⁉️ 😃" "What the fuck, no. Don't fucking do that sicko." "After careful consideration... what if we boiled everyone in acid, but later⁉️ 😃"

Muppets From Space: But what if I break your trust someday? Movie F.: IF YOU DOWNLAOD THIS MOVIE "Muppets Space" IN 1.51 SECONDS YOU WILL GET 150 FREECOINY TO USE FOR FASTER DOWNLAOD TIMES -> Now Favorite quote.

Pedophile agrees to put his pedophile bot in the pedophilegon during the pedophile presidency

normalize saying "i need you" to random bluesky users

we used to have internet safety classes and now theyre expecting us to submit I think fucking not

as an artist you owe it to yourself to not interact with obsessive fandom types and ignore any headcanons/discourse because 99% of those people are mentally twelve and the 1% that isn't doesn't care to harass anyone

good day to post this reminder

IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A WEEK!