im going to fucking shit myself

I shouldn't be surprised by anything he posts anymore but it feels so insane to be seeing a leader of any country post a video where they're dumping literal diarrhea all over their citizens. It's like a baby laughing while it fills it's diaper full of liquid shit except it's the fucking president

this reads like bad sarcasm you're meant to either take for a joke or an insult "ERMMM... is anyone going to talk about how climate change is NOT the issue and it's actually chinese computers... because climate change is DEFINITELY NOT a real thing nope" what are we even doing here anymore

you know what? fuck it. i’m going to take the maximalist position. i think it’s good that charlie kirk died

Every Republican is an unhinged fucking freak who's maybe two instances of being called a pansy away from committing a mass shooting

Tidal and Qobuz both offer student subs that bring the price down to <$6 a month. Also tidal.qqdl.site

i really hate this down to the fact that its like lower than 160p

"You must dox yourself to use the internet" is dystopia shit, and everybody's just going along with it.

parents will always be lowkey inherently evil because theyre hetslop I think

people need to get in their cars and run these fuckwads over

In a giant Fuck You to Omocat, Kris is revealed to have killed Dess, and Ralsei is Kris's headspace version of a complicit Asriel

ligma balls

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

does anyone else feel like they're freaking the fuck out but also chilling at almost all times

final resting spot of urine for charlie 🎉

its crazy that they got all this moderation bullshit and i still can't turn off reposts from some people. like i can fuck with someone and not want to see their diaper fetish retweets im sorry

I said it once and I will say it again: Sam Altman is gay. He has sex with men in their butt hole. He has to plan his sex life around bowel movements. Uncomfortable? Yes. Disgusting? Absolutely. Should you ever trust ChatGPT? NO! You’ve been warned..

the McDonald's cashier said they stopped putting estrogen in the nuggets so I threw them across the lobby and beat them within an inch of their life

"Sideloading" is the rentseeker word for "being able to run software of your choosing on a computing device you purchased". There is no reasonable case for an operating system developer having a say over what programs you run on your hardware. #android #google

we are seeing the beginning of the widest censorship campaign in human history and everyone's asleep

at this point when I see a US senator I just assume it's a pedophile

mac devs be like "i made an app that makes your video files smaller without any quality loss" and then its just a $20/mo ffmpeg wrapper with a promo video like this

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

i fucking hate instagram so much

so you can't just say that these days huh

petition to rename bathroom to agonyroom

if they make chat control into law I will be breaking it publicly and very vocally

i want to make myself extremely clear i will find great joy in the death of j k rowling and i am in full support of the cause her passing could Not come sooner i will dance the day the wicked bitch is dead

bait used to be believable

*Why is so much censorship bullshit happening all at once?" Because this is The-Push. They've been tightening the screws for years now to the point the internet is now passively more censored than daytime tv from 30 years ago, and now they're trying to do one last push to snuff out free speech

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

hey how come every time i see that Mister Beast fellow there's a "كافر" burned into his forehead? Has anyone else noticed that?

Turning a big dial that says esex on it and looking back to the audience for confirmation

*brushing hand against your thigh* so tell me about that fm synthesis thing again

Cause Harm to people for their political belief

Young refuseniks burn their IOF draft papers in the middle of Tel Aviv They refuse to serve in the Israeli Occupation Forces, and are willing to go to military jail for their position. The new generation of refuseniks is supported by the older, many of them spent months in jail already