had a threesome a while back and got a maps notification asking if i wanted to review the hotel and i spent the whole day fighting off the urge to write "tried to fuck two dogs here but my dick didn't work, comfy beds tho"

who else *didn't* end up with some Weird Thing or another from watching the lion king (1994) at a formative age but *did* end up powerfully craving an entire tub of mini-eclairs at a right-this-moment age because conceptually they fit the groove the grub-eating scene carved into your brain back then

While we wait for @moderation.bsky.app to fix the erroneous account-wide spam label on @runnerguitar.bsky.social who has been an active participant in art and music scenes for years now, can we flip this situation into a good thing by getting him to 3000 followers as part* of our response to this?

closing in on the goal here and would really like to get the check in the mail tomorrow to avoid late fees. without discussing the details, the support I'd been relying on (probably too much) has ghosted me recently (no hard feelings) so I was embarrassed to ask for help until the last minute. =\

Not singling this person out but it’s funny to post “flesh colored yoda”, go see Backrooms, not check your phone for a few hours and see this.

I'm so glad I'm surrounded by horny 35 year olds instead of horny 25 year olds now. everything is so much easier now that everyone's already accidentally burned down their life twice

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

i have great opinions but that's not what bluesky is about

Pride

happy pride, shoutout as always to the 1978 gilbert baker pride flag which had pink and turquoise stripes for SEX AND MAGIC AND ART, and in this house we support gay sex and gay magic and gay art

I don't know what to write I hope it won't be shite I think that it just might There you go I'm right

Gentle Observation 457 - I'm getting pretty good at talking like this. patreon.com/kochalka

pride month ride mont ide mo de mo d e o m c d s e e o n m e

Man bluesky was cool because it was one of the last social media sites where you could openly post NSFW things and not be punished by puritanical freaks trying to sell the site to conservative investors

HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!!

THEY CALLED ME CRAZY

Sex is normal and does not need to be cordoned off from the rest of the human experience. Integrating it makes people feel better!

Aside from all the clearly prejudicial and hateful bullshit wrapped up in the proposed Adult account tag, having places where adults can contextualize their sex lives alongside their other interests is liberatory and enriches life and culture.

I’m tired of living in a world where they try to enforce that sex is somehow worse than violence. I am sick and tired of it.

Transphobia is rape culture instance #5435788 www.advocate.com/news/crime/o...

nice hat

JFC this track is crazy. I keep forgetting westmineral.bandcamp.com/track/purelink

It's moon hams

PSA: Bluesky's new auto-tagging moderation stuff is a disaster. Disable it. Go into Settings on the Bluesky site and enable adult content and set everything to Warn at most, which makes posts opt-in. Hide just vanishes posts. Then go into Advanced/Bluesky Mod Service and do the same on everything.

A legend, an icon and a trailblazer.

sometimes spiders are creepy, but y'know just kinda in the radiohead way. like what the hell are they doing there

all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that

Your body is a very convenient place to keep your bones

Kyoto University Hospital is running the first human trial of TRG-035, a drug that grew brand-new teeth in mice. Humans grow two sets and stop. The drug aims to give us a third.

I would have considered myself fairly radical two years ago but nothing radicalized me like doing a pride talk for a major car company’s LGBT ERG and then having them disband it not even six months later when it was clear to them that Trump was going to win

found a tank of your mom’s chemicals

I have been drawing porn for 14 years. I can't articulate how shitty it is to have endured over a decade of reading comments from strangers and even friends whose subtext is "I don't care if you lose your job, I don't care if you can't pay your rent, I want to look at memes in peace on the train."

anal_prolapse420 would give up their last kidney for you but kittycat0w0 with the fluttershy pfp would post 10 year old tweets of you making an edgy joke on your obituary and go "this who yall mourning?"

whenever i see people gloat about how they "don't use references" for art i just think about this bit from sam and max

i think if anybody even slightly respected art or the people who made it, a lot of problems would be solved overnight

Just had about an hour in the new #VR game 'Compass'. I'm really glad i didn't listen to the one early video reviewer that had struggles with some mechanics that I found completely intuitive. Nice zero gravity grappling action & legendary goofy Scooty Puff Jr. plane w/ cozy mechanics.

game review rating system, power play, magazine (1988) archive.org/details/powe...