He-Mantimus Prime? OptHe-Man? TransMasters?

I’ve been saying this for months and now she’s underscored what I’m sure they have planned for next year. This country does not deserve these games.

Now that it’s appearing clear it was alt-right on alt-right violence, I hope you’re able to enjoy the lull while they revert to thoughts and prayers and await their new talking points.

@wolfiesmom.bsky.social Thank you so much for sharing your watermelon wjth us when I really, really needed it. You’ve hit on a genius strategy to remind us how to be in the moment and listen to ourselves and still feel good. I hope you’re feeling great today.

the thing that none of these articles will admit is that it’s often not even that they’re being snubbed for being conservative it’s that they’re being snubbed for being assholes “let’s get together and leave politics at the door” you first

Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?

And when we learn the guy already is dead—the only reason this has been appealed to the highest court is stalling—do we just shrug our shoulders?

I don’t want a Guardians movie with Superman in it. I want a Superman movie. I didn’t compare Jurassic Park to Schindler’s List, either.

The stages in MAGA responding to a negative story: 1: It's all lies 2: Most of it is lies 3: Some of it's true, but it doesn't matter 4. It's all true, but it's fine when we do it 5. F**k you

Kindly add this to your fucking vocabulary.

Tomorrow, we expect Trump is going to sign an Executive Order claiming to dissolve the U.S. Department of Education. Reminder: Trump does not have the legal authority to destroy a cabinet department; reporting on the EO as if he does have that power is both inaccurate and unethical.

He was a few months ahead of himself.

It’s amazing to find out at this late date how much the rule of law depended on people simply deciding, on a voluntary, daily basis, not to break the law.

This is a great idea. Do you know anyone in Congress you can talk to?

They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.

today's free social media advice for sitting legislators: you gotta stop logging on to say "this is unacceptable" unless you are prepared with a CALL TO ACTION or to tell us what YOU are CURRENTLY doing about it. saying "this is bad" but louder helps nobody.

I’m sure Susan Collins is concerned.

I’m trying to remember the past responses I would get in these situations. I can’t put my fingers on it . . . oh! Yeah, I remember now. Fuck your feelings. www.salon.com/2025/02/17/t...

Sharing the milestone seen on @robdenbleyker.com’s other account: congrats Rush Limbaugh on 4 years sober

Congratulations to Measles and Bird Flu for their big win today!

Are we sure the R stands for Republican?

I’m with @zakiscorner.bsky.social here. I will let someone else compare and rank the five films. I’ll say for myself that Dial of Destiny is my second favorite and the sequel I’ll revisit before any other.

“What were you doing when fascists came to the United States?” “Oh, you know, just arguing that we should assume they were coming in good faith and engage with their arguments seriously.”

No one—NO ONE—who voted for TFG gets to say they “back the blue” ever again. Cop killers are back on the streets because he released them.

If you'd have told me in 2015 that ROLLING STONE would have the most brutally honest news coverage of the 2025 inauguration, I never would've believed you. But here we are.

An executive order cannot supersede a statute. Congress has found ByteDance a danger to national security and SCOTUS has upheld it. Trump’s job as of noon tomorrow is to “take care that the laws be faithfully executed.” That means enforcing the ban until ByteDance sells TikTok.

Ordered!

We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.

Dear Joe, I know it feels really wrong to order your AG to release a Special Counsel report because that’s been a bad thing to do for so long. But the Supreme Court says it’s okay now. It’s legal. It’s an official act. So go ahead, Mr. President. It’s normal now. ~ Everyone

Welcome, new friends! Spoiler alerts: If I’m talking Star Trek, it’s probably #HallmarkKeepsakeOrnaments. If I’m talking #Hallmark, it’s probably work. If I’m talking movies and TV and comics, I’m probably excited. If I’m talking politics, I’m probably mad. If I’m talking vulgar, it’s definitely me.

@jasoninman.bsky.social Kansas? Me, too! 🙂

Happy Ashli Babbit FAFO day to all who celebrate

Lord I am seeing what you have done for others

Yes! What Riley said! I’d also give Foundation a look.

I assumed this would happen but for it to happen this far ahead of Jan. 20 surprised me.

This feels precisely true to me but probably because I’ve been thinking it for years. This is all his voters have; they truly believe he is their fastest path to wealth and that he hates who they hate. Permission to hate and be greedy are powerful forces. Now I’m here for the FAFO.

Opinion | If Joe Biden had been serious about inflation, he would have spent Christmas threatening to seize Greenland and the Panama Canal.

In my dream journal, Captain America and Indiana Jones punch these fuckers in the face every night.

Same as it’s clear now who the party is listening to. Spoiler alert: it’s not T-bag.

And it’s not for a lack of trying—on my end, not the media’s.

Fuck around and find out there’s no fucking around.

I approve this message.

Ayup.

Who’s gonna fucking read it to him even assuming he would pay attention or stay awake for it?

Or any adult teaching and working in a school, for that matter.

And the win will come with a doink, not a whimper.

Heeeey . . . those hangers-on sure look familiar.

I’m cross-pollinating here as I don’t believe the con has an active account here yet. Come see @daytonward.bsky.social and me at Planet Comicon 2025 in March! www.instagram.com/p/DDM96Dcpyso/

A thing everyone has forgotten is that Donald Trump basically sprang Roger Stone from prison so he could help with the coup and it was maybe a one day story.

Can’t agree more.