Fuck yes! youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM?...

The parents of Alex Pretti have retained a former federal prosecutor who helped Minnesota's attorney general convict the police officer who kneeled on George Floyd's neck of murder. https://to.pbs.org/3ZA2HfU

Chuck Schumer is almost as worthwhile as a Muddy Mudskipper Cereal Bowl Caddy. ...almost.

The date for the next No Kings Day is set. But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵

THIS WEEK @donoteat.bsky.social came over just before the blizzard and we chatted about the John Landis neo-screwball TRADING PLACES. We will finally answer the question that America has asked for 40 years: What is a pork belly future?

Here's a thought: Since Money is the Root Of All Evil, maybe boycott the Superb Owl - no snacks, no beer, no merch, no viewing, no social media - and let all the moneyed interests from retailers to team owners to athletes to network executives to politicians KNOW unambiguously that they're fucked.

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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

I think the thing to do might be to boycott Amazon until they pull it from distribution. #melania #bezos #amazon #boycott

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck that guy in the ear with a chisel.

Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6

ICYMI: In a late night filing, DOJ argues the federal courts cannot force them to comply with the law requiring release of all the Epstein files.

It's been a long, slow slide, but... where are we now? Have we annexed the Sudatenland yet? Is it safe to say the so-called United States of America has properly become a fascist dictatorship with aspirations of global domination? No, of course not. You could get arrested or shot for saying that.

Great. Ladies and gentlemen, Lindsey "Quiet Part Out Loud" Graham. #warcrimes #fascism #sudatenland #earthhitler1938 #jesushcrhist #fuckdonaldtrump

Cool, cool. ...so the UK's lost. Good to know. #trump #venezuea #maduro #uk #fascism #warcrimes #capitulation

Hans! Er macht es schon wieder! Na und? Was soll ich denn dagegen tun? Aber jeden Tag! Lass ihn! Lass ihn!

"We can't show you the proof! That would prove it!" -- Keith Olbermann summarizing the DOJ's response to blow-back over the multitudinous redactions and removals of relevant content from the "Epstein Files"

Sure, English translations say they were "wisemen" or "kings". Maybe they weren't astrologers from the East, bearing gifts. They were attorneys from the law offices of Gold, Frankincense & Myrrh, LLP with some papers for Joseph to sign. #jesus #nativity #wisemen #kings

Way to stay on top of things, Google! Doesn't even show up as "Temporarily Closed"! Look, you guys, you paid for it! ...well, your shareholders did. The least you could do is provide a progress report for your shareholders! #eastwing #trumpballroom #corruption

🚨New @lcv.org report shows that Illinois was a national leader in clean energy this year – and that our state’s investments in wind and solar are helping consumers with skyrocketing utility bills! I’ve been proud to partner with @ilenviro.bsky.social to push for this progress.

Are we sure that wasn't a pound of PCP Terry smoked?

This is a thing. It affects all. Make your voice heard www.eff.org/deeplinks/20... #patents #patenttrolls #knifeandfork

"The Steinway people have asked me to announce that this is a Baldwin piano. " -- Victor Borge

Is it just me or has Amazon recently eliminated the ability to chat with customer service? ...and increased the number of "Cancel my Prime membership" links and buttons? #amazon #customerservicefail #cancelprime

Sure, OK... but is it any more ridiculous than pointing at a book and saying, "the book says it's true, so it's true." Americans have been primed for this since birth.

TODAY: Don't BOO... VOTE! ✅ CA: YES on PROP 50 ✅You poke the Bear, the Bear bites back! NJ: MIKIE SHERRILL for GOV. ✅ VA: ABIGAIL SPANBERGER for GOV. ✅ GHAZALA HASHMI for Lt. GOV. ✅ Let's All Stick Together & #StickItTo_tRUMP!!!!!

So um. Gas stations almost universally have had canopies over their gas pumps for at least 30 years. Is EV Charging such a new idea that they need to completely relearn what customers might need? Both pics are same station in RI, USA.

I now follow you! Epic!!!

MIKE JOHNSON, THE "LIMPEST DICK" IN DC, CALLED NO-KINGS DAY A "HATE AMERICA RALLY." HOLY MIKE CAN FUCK STRAIGHT OFF WITH THAT NONSENSE. HOW ABOUT DOING YOUR JOB FOR ONCE AND RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO POSSIBLY MY GREATEST POST EVER. LINK: IS HERE: bit.ly/48WrAIv

LET THE KETCHUP HIT THE WALL! LET THE KETCHUP HIT THE WALL!

I'd be OK if he wanted to be dead today so he could be on a coin two years from now.

In the history of mealymouthed disingenuousness in American politics, few have come even close to this annoying puritanical pixie.

Many Americans feel the same way.

I've been working on a new video for a while. Starting a new series today! We're gonna explore all the technology you find in ordinary cars, and we're starting with the catalytic converter. youtu.be/Aytf6ARcs8s

Occam's Razor always rules. Always.

Pet Hegseth is a very special boi and should have a very nice time. ...in the most @wtyppod.bsky.social way possible.

My "no evidence" burble? Thanks for asking. "I have not been exposed to any objectively verifiable direct empirical evidence which supports any of the supernatural claims upon which any supernatural religion of which I am aware is contingent." To make any progress, you must solve that puzzle first.

I've decided that I am going to make a conscious effort not to engage in "internal critiques" of religions. I see no use in granting anything but the sensible world. Instead, I'm going to start with my potted "no evidence" burble, and invite them to bootstrap my acceptance of their claims from zero.

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

boom.

To show their support for the Second Amendment, everyone stood behind bulletproof glass—after going through metal detectors and a full TSA-style fondling.

Does ANYONE on that side see the irony? No? Okay.

This is the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas. One more idle waste of processing power to trick you into thinking your computer is slow. I feel bad for anyone who thinks this is good.

Thank you, John Oliver! A fine American, there. youtu.be/ohPToBog_-g?...

Get out of my head, Amazon! It's like you've been running your fingers through my thoughts for 5 decades! ...seriously... None of these book recommendations are "books I may like"... but especially any book by Charlie Kirk.

Watching other countries tell Trump to fuck off, really lifts my spirits.💙 Have a great day Resisters! #ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice