We have to seriously entertain the possibility that Lindsey Graham actually LIKES the taste of Danold Tmurp's ass in his mouth ALL THE TIME. I don't know what kompromat Tmurp has on him, but it's got to be better than walking around Disney World with a Little Mermaid bubble wand.

So far, the only good news I can find is that everything we've seen so far strongly suggests that death comes for us all, and there is no obvious objectively verifiable evidence of an "afterlife". What a goddamned relief that is!

Who Care?! You Care?! I Don Care!

What about shingles? Can he develop shingles? I'm really grasping here.

How to say you will not be re-elected without /actually saying/ you won't be re-elected.

I think your god is sloppy and bad at his job. I'd fire the prick and tell everyone I knew not to hire him, if he existed. Thankfully, there's no evidence of that, so... I would invite Franklin Graham to present the objectively verifiable direct empirical evidence for his god, or shut the fuck up

One of the biggest problems with society is that acknowledging the legitimacy of the desire to disengage from society is an existential threat. That fact does nothing to delegitimize the desire or its justifications.

I'm sorry, what's the point of all this again? ...glorifying God? Tell you what: He can go ahead and glorify himself as far as I'm concerned. Unless and until he shows up, he can shut up. That's where I'm at.

"My God! They're going to kill us all!" -- John Connally collateral victim of the assassin(s?)

John Oliver may be understating the horrors of AI. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykvf... I had a chat with MS's Copilot about the existence of the Christian god.

I'm not sure, but I think "Mexico" is misspelled in this map.

Keep Church and State separate.

#TRAITORTRUMP "We're supposed to elect the best of us, not the worst of us. He's everything that's wrong with not just America but being a human being." Jeff Daniels, on Donald J. Trump

Preznit Bonespurs Q. Lunitunes performs extensive eyelid inspection during photo shoot. I'm sure it was vital for national security.

Had Dan Crenshaw, at one time, been raveled? www.theverge.com/features/916...

The Chief Justice and His Wife Took $20 Million From Firms He Rules On. I'm Filing for His Disbarment Today. #Trump

This is Fitz and June. Fitz just got here and thinks this place is pretty great. June was here first and thinks it's time to return Fitz. 13/10 for both (TT: muester)

I simply cannot comprehend how Danold Tmurp still has a greater than 30% approval rating. What?! In?! The!? Actual?! Fucking!? FUUUUUCK?!!?

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Same, girl. Same.

Where did they get this video of me coping with every minute of every day?

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.... you don't say..... ...I mean, obviously.

Out of all the things to pissed off at Tmurp about, the "Tmurp as Jesus" picture is way, way, WAY down the priority list. ...or it should be. If Christians are right, Jesus and God can defend himself/themselves. How about the stupid fucking Iran war bullshit & Epstein files? Get mad about that.

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did on J6 🩸🩸🩸

Just making sure... measles is back, we don't believe in medicine or nutrition or science anymore... is Henry Kissinger still dead? Can I at least count on death being final? Please? Jesus Christ.

gasp. Like father like failson.

Cartoon by Sajith Kumar

this new series is actually disappointing…

Splashdown! Stable one! Congratulations!

Diane Morgan will return as Philomena Cunk for a brand new series titled ‘CUNK ON CINEMA’. Coming soon to BBC and Netflix. #CunkOnCinema #PhilomenaCunk 🔗 variety.com/2026/tv/glob...

Every credulous buffoon in Tech Journalism:

I've had it up to here [gestures with arm fully extended above head] with US Senators and Representatives complaining about Tmurp, and not introducing articles of impeachment and/or publicly fomenting for impeachment, conviction, and removal. DO! SOMETHING! Jesus Fucking Christ!

Just like everything else about Tmurp, it seems his petard is also weak. What a disappoint. He can't even fail properly.

Jake Tapper Pocket Squares. ...sigh. youtu.be/dlmT6gtNJ3A?...

I think there's more to say, but this is a good start.

No one could have foreseen... right. No one. I will admit I grossly underestimated the ease with which Tmurp would flip and undermine our social and political order, but it's been clear to me for decades that all of this is made up - from the laws to the institutions to the money. All. Of. It.

From the "Good. Fuck that guy." file...

When "The Hill" is a voice of reason, you can feel the doom on your skin like a heavy fog of virulent pus.

When MTG is a "voice of reason"... perhaps this is a good time to get your affairs in order.

When Piers Morgan is the voice of reason, you know you're fucked.

Happy Power Plant and Bridge Day, I guess. Jesus H. Christ, Danold Tmurp is a menace of the highest order. Can his myriad health problems conspire to release us from his thrall? Please?

Breaking: Rep. Yassamin Ansari (D-AZ) says she will introduce articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth over Iran.

NASA isn't why the US doesn't have universal healthcare, or a social safety net. The US doesn't have those things because politicians with the power to provide them choose specifically not to (with varying levels of support from voters). Enthusiasm for human spaceflight doesn't drive that choice.