Things are bad. Piers Morgan is "the sane one" in a conversation with someone who is not a committed inmate in a psychiatric care facility.

Well, that only took 3 years. Any chance you'll be abandoning Meta's networks as well?

Kelsey Grammer is such an enigma. I really enjoy Frasier (the original) and Down Periscope... I already own them on DVD, so I guess I'm not contributing to funding his Trump sycophancy by watching the media I already own. Still. It's sad. You hate to see it.

Way to stay on top of things, Google! Doesn't even show up as "Temporarily Closed"! Look, you guys, you paid for it! ...well, your shareholders did. The least you could do is provide a progress report for your shareholders! #eastwing #trumpballroom #corruption

Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …

While the "he was shot on stage in front of his wife and kids" thing is messed up and bad, the fact that Charlie Kirk is no longer a voice in US politics is a welcomed respite from the self-important, holier-than-thou, disingenuous drivel coming from the right.

In other news, I'm really bad at remembering to put hastags on things... and when I do it's an afterthought #hashtag #afterthought #ohcrap

This is a thing. It affects all. Make your voice heard www.eff.org/deeplinks/20... #patents #patenttrolls #knifeandfork

...so, that old trope about a gun compensating for inadequacies in a man's ... manhood.... I have so many questions.

Thanks, CNN! I had no idea $0.04 was more than $0.01. That, alone was worth the $0.00 it cost me to read that!

I challenge Bill Gates to Shut The Fuck Up. No respect needed. Let's see if he can do it. #BillGates #STFU www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Y'know... I don't feel bad about not "respectfully" telling Bill Gates to "shut up"... in fact, I'll happily tell Bill Gates to "shut the fuck up". Hey, Bill Gates: Shut the fuck up. #BillGates #Climate #STFU

In other news, nothing says, "This restaurant is doing great, and I can't wait to see what fresh ideas the new management brings!" like being sold to a private equity firm. Mmm... I can just taste the cost being wrung out of already notoriously thin margins! www.reuters.com/business/res...

Finally, and I do mean finally. We all saw this coming, didn't we? Dick Cheney: DEAD! www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...

Ha. Ha.

Let the ketchup hit the walls! Let the ketchup hit the walls! www.cnn.com/2025/10/10/w...

...and who determines who is a "Democrat"? I mean.. fuck Danold Tmurp and everything... but EVEN IF Democrats *deserve* being "take[n] care of" (whatever the fuck THAT means)... is this based on self-identification, or ... what? Does HE get to pick who gets "take[n] care of"?

Well, if he wants be dead two years ago (and stay dead) so he can be on a coin today... I'd be OK with that. Also, Jesus Fucking Christ. www.cnn.com/2025/10/03/b...

Here's "The Atlantic" sticking "The Atlanding" by reporting on a fact that has been obvious since at least 2017. "Not Okay" is possibly the greatest underestimation of seriousness since Dr. W. Kemp Clark suggested that John Kennedy could "walk it off" www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

So, as part of the government shutdown have Secret Service protection details been sent home? Has healthcare for the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches been suspended? I'm gonna go ahead and guess, "no."

This didn’t happen under Biden because he believed government should actually function on behalf of the people, not actively work against them in order to benefit the wealthy.

Vote hell yes on Prop Fitty and whatnot.

Tomorrow: From The Onion and Global Tetrahedron, this is Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. Buy tickets at theonion.com/badpedophile.

yes. Fuck Donald Trump in the most unpleasant way possible. Jesus Fucking Christ. Can you/we please make his life the most unpleasant thing possible? Please? Thank you!

We ARE a sorry lot, indeed.

Sadly, once the crime mob is in charge, they don't fear punishment. They wield the power to inflict it on all the others at will.

It doesn't help their case that they can't seem to keep their story straight. Is your god a trinity or one being or funny third thing? It really just goes down hill from there. Let them fight for every inch.

How, exactly, does a healthy, well-adjusted, intelligent person who has lived in the USA all their life arrive at the age of 79 years and not know how to pronounce (or at least sound-out) acetaminophen? Asking for a nation with a large plurality of unhealthy, poorly-adjusted morons.

Let's boycott all of the advertisers who support Sinclair and Nexstar stations during the normal Jimmy Kimmel Live! time slot. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/b...

This whole RFKjr => Tylenol => Autism thing seems like the Andrew Wakefield => MMR Vaccine => Autism thing but with drooling imbeciles instead of greedy business dolts in lab coats. DO YOU HAVE STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT STUDIES? No? I see. Watch this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BIc...

Here again, I'm failing as a participant in the Capitalist Economy. In order to know who's advertising on Sinclair stations, I'd have to watch them... I guess... which I don't. I have no idea who advertises on broadcast TV or radio anymore. I'm already pulled over. I can't pull over any farther.

The problem I have is that the irony never lands with them. It never seems to click that they're being utterly, completely, and totally full of shit all the time and in every dimension...even the little curled-up dimensions of M-Theory... Just so full of shit. It's fine. This is fine. Asteroid. Now.

So Jimmy Kimmel's back. Cool. Do "The Rule Of Law" next! ...failing that, how about "Constitutional Accountability For Elected Officials"? Can we have that? Maybe? Please? Is this thing on?

I call it "political voilance" on purpose. Any idea why?

In other news, FBI Director Kash Patel is a belligerent dunce who is not fit to run a mall security office, let alone the nation's most prestigious and powerful law enforcement agency. That literally should not be news to anyone, but, apparently, it is news to some.

Since the assassination of Charlie Kirk, I'm sorry to say, my opinion of him has evolved. The tense of the verb has changed from present tense to past tense. "Charlie Kirk WAS a dangerous fuckwit." Thank you for your time and attention in this matter.

Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this. You're welcome

In case it's not clear, I'm never going to say I wish Charlie Kirk wasn't dead. I don't think I'll be able to wish his children didn't have to watch him bleed to death on stage. If his rhetoric reflected what kind of man he was, I'm glad he's dead. If it didn't, then I'm glad he's at least silent.

Why did Charlie Kirk receive some kind of honor guard once AF2 landed in AZ? I mean what in the everliving fuck? Seriously?

In other news no one could possibly have foreseen... www.npr.org/2025/09/12/n...

from today's post. the GOP and the media are up to their usual fuckery, and I try to make a sense out of all the crazy shit that went down yesterday. link is here, thanks for reading: bit.ly/46i2gK6

Gun violence is bad. Guns don't kill people. Guns allow people to act on impulses they otherwise wouldn't, killing people. While I condemn political voilance, I have to say, "I'm not going to miss Charlie Kirk." www.cnn.com/us/live-news...

...also (current (third)) wife of Journey keyboardist Jonathan Leonard "Jonathan Cain" Friga. ...just in case you feel inclined to let such facts influence your music appreciation decisions.