I'm sick to death of all the headlines... "Insane Trump Big Mad Over Incident Buried In The 9th Paragraph Of This Story That You'll Have to Scroll Past 900 Ads And Pause 37 Videos To Read! This Is The End For Trump!" Your assessment is overblown, your prediction is worthless, and it was 1754 ads.

Apropos of nothing, these machines exist. Isn't that interesting?

Real or not, I don't care. It /should/ be real.

Fuck yes! youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM?...

Linux has been running the Internet for 30 years. If you're still using Microsoft products, you've baked your cake and now you can sleep in it.

Cool, cool... and how about fascism? Is that reversible? Asking for a friend. www.popularmechanics.com/science/heal...

To Congress: Impeach. Him. Convict. Him. Remove. Him. Charge. Him. Convict. Him. Send.Him.To Jail. You're a member of a relatively tiny class of people who can. There is no evidence of a god to judge him or a hell for him to burn in. The DOJ is corrupt. You are the backstop. You are our last hope.

What in the actual fuck is going on with Rudy? Christ on a cracker! Khaki shirt with a Ukraine tie... and that jacket! WOW! It's like he's the abandoned love child of Mike Lindell and the green-clad pimp from Religulous. You could build airports on those lapels! Woof!

Chuck Schumer is almost as worthwhile as a Muddy Mudskipper Cereal Bowl Caddy. ...almost.

Well, if I ever become a registered voter in Maine, Susan Collins can count on my enthusiastic and noisy vote for her progressive opponent.

Sure, yes, there's a lot wrong in America, right now, but I hope we can all unify around this one nourishing fact: Rush Limbaugh is still dead.

Here's a thought: Since Money is the Root Of All Evil, maybe boycott the Superb Owl - no snacks, no beer, no merch, no viewing, no social media - and let all the moneyed interests from retailers to team owners to athletes to network executives to politicians KNOW unambiguously that they're fucked.

..yeah, that tracks.

As a Linux user for nearly 30 years, I...

I think all sensible people can agree that when your "look" ... your chosen garb... includes a single leather cross-chest belt with a special little buckle over your heart, you're a dangerous right-wing weirdo fascist. Greg Bovino can fuck directly off.

I'm going to go ahead and say it: To me, it's not a shame -- not at all -- that he's not alive to eat these words. Fuck that guy. Parenthetically, I am amused that he was "charliekirk11" and not just "charliekirk". #charliekirkhypocrite #charliekirk

Multiple videos contradict the Trump regime's "official story"? Gee. That has never happened before. What an odd situation. Obviously the video is wrong. #trump #lying #fascist #authoritarian www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Oh, really? Gee, thanks, NYT. Kash Patel is an incompetent boob promoting a culture of belligerence and impunity? Tell me more behind a pay wall. #NYT #kashpatel #fascist #trump #resist www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

So MN can call up the National Guard to fend off invaders, right? That's a card the Governor can play, right? I mean, sure, that kind of escalation could ultimately result in the actual Federal Army moving in, but... not resisting is kind of tacitly giving consent, isn't it?

Some people just need to be fed into an industrial juice press. Just, "right through here, gentlemen." *SLAM* *KLUNK* WHIR-WHIR-WHIR-CRUNCH-SCREAM-WHIR-WHIR-DRIBBLE-DRIBBLE. There. That's better.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck that guy in the ear with a chisel.

The British 🇬🇧.................👇🇬🇧👇

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/

I'm hearing strains of Lee Greenwood.

ICYMI: In a late night filing, DOJ argues the federal courts cannot force them to comply with the law requiring release of all the Epstein files.

these people keep pushing the 'I am such a bad ass I am so cool and brave' while also pushing the 'I am scared little gwuy' the thing about nazis is that they are all such fucking losers.

Well, how about that. As terrible people go, I kinda feel like he was something of an underachiever.... but... Had I had the opportunity to sit down to a meal with him while he was alive, I think I'd still dump his plate in his lap and walk out on him. www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/s...

It's been a long, slow slide, but... where are we now? Have we annexed the Sudatenland yet? Is it safe to say the so-called United States of America has properly become a fascist dictatorship with aspirations of global domination? No, of course not. You could get arrested or shot for saying that.

You don't get to talk to me about hope until you acknowledge the facts.

@wtyppod.bsky.social ... so where is my problem? It's Wednesday... I got the shakes real bad, man.... WHERE'S my PROBLEM?!

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.@PabloReports: What do you make of the White House blaming the police for the violence on January 6th? McGovern: That’s offensive. What kind of sick human being would say that? I was here that day.

But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity.

It's like somebody... Charles Koch, maybe? ...gave the Republican Party a credible "You'll be dead in 4 years" diagnosis and a hundred billion dollars to do whatever with no consequences.

A legend signs off for the last time. That's all for this week's Random Access. Join us next week for the Computer Chronicles. arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026...

"Yeah, yeah! Banality of Evil and shit! heh-heh heh-heh!" -- Beavis

Terrific. This is like when people say they want "change" but aren't specific, and then a tornado wipes their town off the map, and they're all upset. "They're thinking different now..." Yes. They're thinking the whole world is in danger. Trump is Khan Noonien Singh, but dumb.

...so Danold Tmurp is a criminal, right? ...like... ...we established that a long time ago. ...like before he was re-elected. ...before the Supreme Court said he could do anything, anywhere, anywhen. Do we have all the Epstein files? Can we convict him in the Senate, NOW?! ...jesus, this sucks.

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/

And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack!" and it turned into a Ballroom Blitz. ..hhmmmmmmm.....

Having not one single ragurt about not having had children. They can't send your children to die for empire and profit, if you have no children to send.

Terrific. Wondering if this is because I went to sleep. www.bbc.com/news/live/c5...

Oh no. .... Anyway... apnews.com/article/holi...

OK, merry Christmas and everything. Can we get back to Donald Trump is unqualified to serve as President and should be removed immediately following expedited, highly focused due process, and all his minions charged, tried, convicted, and remanded to Federal custody? Please? Can we?

On the bright side... and this is just a biological fact... he'll be dead. On the not so bright side... even after there, there will be those who defend him. #donaldtrump #epsteinfiles

OK, so, nothing to see here. <<<<======== SARCASM "This, they CAN'T ignore!" <<==== smash cut to them, specifically, ignoring, exactly, this.

I’m baking some cookies for “the most popular” President.

Russell Brand is even more of a gross, slimy sex pest? Gee! Who could have guessed?!