Hi friends, going live! There's a new roguelike taking over Twitch and I wanna try it to see what the hype is all about! Come hang out?

It is done.

Jesus Houdini Christ, this is great.

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

it's so incredibly hard to describe just how much hearing a new rendition of the DK Isle theme means to me bananza remains a game that is just so tremendously important to me

beep beep jolteon in a jeep

Australians when surprised

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

Anyway being brown is not illegal.

Three high schoolers, who likely didn't make a career out of enabling and encouraging fascism, were shot in Colorado today.

Thoughts and prayers. To all the women that have had to suffer at the hands of a brain rotted Turning Point USA member.

This has been quite the rollercoaster season for me. Who knew a hard scaling character would be the ace up my sleeve?

naw pawmot's actually fucking garbage, one of the worst releases I've ever seen lmao

owl (derogatory)

Hi I'm going live Unite & other stuff! Come hang?

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

Going live! Gonna yap about life and play some pokemon. Come hang?

Finally made some significant progress in turning my house into a home. 🧡

seeing y'all use the tier list maker to rank mons by generations reminds me that I once ranked every mon and I'll do it again

My luck in Pokemon GO the past couple days has been absolutely bonkers 🫨

I have wanted Dhelmise since THE GAME CAME OUT AAAAAAA

(wearing a hat that says “team israel”) mamdani needs to address why he’s living in a rent stabilized apartment (unfurling banner that says “we love israel”) it’s a legitimate concern (putting on a giant foam finger that says “israel is #1!”)

Hop on their WHAT

Good. Sick and tired of this dumbass mon in every one of my games.

I herald his beginning. I herald your end. I herald Galactus

There was going to be a Spice Girls anime, but they cancelled it. We were fucking ROBBED.

unless the GPT stands for gay people tiddies, i’m not interested

Ok, but the writers on this game just did such an accurate job 💯

corporations on july 1st:

my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru

A game I have waited 25 years for is finally here. A project I've had in the works for 4 years is finally starting to bear fruit. Stop in and let's have a bananza!

this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025

No child has ever been kicked out of their house, abused, bullied or cut off from their family for being conservative.

Possibly my favorite summation of Pride

For those who don’t know who Bea Arthur is. #mtg #nerd #golden #girls #magicthegathering #edit #specialinterest #bear

First time I've ever went 3/3 Extra Tasty meals in Sleep. I should buy a lottery ticket.

AOC calls for Donald Trump’s impeachment following his decision to bomb Iran.

Now docking: Spacecraft! A new subtype to Magic! An evolution of vehicles for things that are a bit larger and that need to travel the stars. Powering up over time, the goal is to enable it once and then it will remain active. #MTGEternities

famously a city plagued with couches on the street

AOC is just a once in a lifetime political talent. Every time she speaks. Let her lead

no slowkings no tyrunts

Hi friends, home from GO Fest Jersey City, gonna go live on Twitch and talk about it! Unpacking, showing off some merch, building a Poke Ball, and maybe just maybe playing some Mario Kart? Come hang!